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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Sixsmith said
Lyndsey/Arara/Aesil would be all the rage around campus. Huehuehue.


Pffft. Like it or not, Tarkus/Zoll is already a thing!
(It's technically incest too if that whets your appetite you filthy shipper.)
Asura said
I know a girl who can sew those back on for cheap.


NO! HE HAS TO RETAIN HIS MAN PARTS FULLY INTACT TO BECOME A WIZARD AND STOP TIME TO KILL ALL GRIMM EVERYWHERE! WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THE BRILIANCE OF MY PLAN?
Asura said
NO. IT HAS TO BE ARARA OR IT'S NOT THE SAME. The samurai like asian voice completes it.


Yeah, except she'd probably castrate Tarkus.
LimeyPanda said
The irony is that as soon as Tarkus uses his mighty Tinnitus move, Orion will quote Tree's Sig and be all bear-like.


Well then, since Tarkus already has a girlfriend and Orion is a big angry bear (I KNOW HE'S BASED ON TEDDY ROOSEVELT, DON'T TRY FOOLING ANYBODY PANDA BANCHO!), wanna call a truce and instead blame Smith for making the shipping a thing? Tarkus could always just mimic Pascale's voice and blare "My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard" over the PA. Except he can do it on a timer. The perks of convenient Mechanic backstory.
Asura said
I'm sorry, but the role has been taken.


LimeyPanda said
Orion does not agree with your pussywhipped pipe dream idea of being dominant.


Heh, it's funny because Tarkus could literally give off the sound of a tire popping in liquid clay inside of your earlobes for hours on ends.

It's either Tarkus top, or BB roaming mid and bot Orion. Your call.
Sixsmith said
Which can be related back to League. Mwuahaha. Jayce. Jayce. Jayce.



OH, FORGIVE ME, THE RESEMBLANCE IS JUST SO UNCANNILY SIMILAR OF COURSE!
LimeyPanda said
I just got shipped......I feel dirty.


HOWS IT FEEL FUCKER? NOW BEND OVER. TARKUS IS GONNA MASH THAT DINNER!
Sixsmith said
So, since we pretty much all just ripped off League of Legends when making our characters...We're not actually RPing RWBY... we're... RPing LoL.M. Night Shamalayan Plot Twist inc. Nef, you dastardly, magnificent bastard.


:I Meanwhile Tarkus has ripped off nothing but the weapon design of something from Monster Hunter and a Pink Floyd Song...
For shame Tarkus, for Shame.
LimeyPanda said
As someone who is working on a villain besides Nef, I can confirm that one particular villain Rofl-stomps this (Smith's) guy.He has the greatest superpower ever...Common sense.


Sixsmith said
Would be easier to make a singularity,

Sixsmith said
make a singularity,

Sixsmith said
A singularity,

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