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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Lucius Cypher said
What is this? WEAKNESS!? How can you call yourself a god when you can bleed like any other mortal!? IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT!What of bravery, of honor? Of determination to fight for what one believes in? You have allowed fear to control your actions, and you say that it was I do went to such measures! You indeed are nothing more than a servant, the dog of a force uncontrolled. You have become nothing more than a beast who gets tamed through beatings.A life on your knees is not living on your feet. She has yet to even begin to combat us, and you have already cowered before her.


Rtron said
Gods can kill each other as easily as mortals can. Pick and choose your battles, Dark One. She is not evil. Neither is she good. She is the balance that prevents us from destroying the world. AND STRONGER THAN THE BOTH OF US. I am not ruled by fear, but by prudence. What could be gained from fighting you? Freeing the land of the yoke of darkness. Saving your followers from your whispered lies. Purifying darkness. What can I gain from fighting her? A final sense of triumph as the universe is destroyed? You mistake me. I do not cower because I fear her(though that is indeed a part of it) I cower because if I did not, death would sweep and claim the land. All that we had fought over, would turn into nothingness. No Dark. No Light. Just, the Void.


Fallenreaper said
I expected this...if he add agreed, then I might be more then a little nervous. And why fight you when I would end up risk blasting you into oblivion?


Dish is getting good.
Anybody still alive in here?
Sixsmith said
And also Garrus and Shep...


The only canon ending is for Shepard, Garrus, Grunt, and Wrex to all retire and go to the same home, and live out their days slapping nurses on the ass and retelling tales of their old glory days, slowly passing on with no regrets having saved the universe.
Nefarious Prime said
Geez, IT, I haven't seen you this serious about something since drinking, why don't you have another Jaegermeister before you start pulling out graph paper?


Just because I'm ballstatically retarded 98.6% of the time doesn't mean I can't have that 1.4% be my moment, Nef. Every fruit has it's time to ripen and become delicious, and I am an apricot that is overly fermented. I'm just bad at articulating my thoughts, yet when I can I am mostly unaware of it. Like a lactose intolerant cheese-maker making the world's greatest cheese by accident and never knowing.
...Seriously though, is it that odd to see me serious?
Sixsmith said
Well...That explains the ending.SPACE MAGIC GG.


Even Space Magic can't justify the Bananas ass ending.
Sixsmith said
The laws of a Mass Effect Field does not obey physics!! D:<And shit like that. I'm sure there's some scientific explanation as to why it doesn't destroy everything when someone makes use of it via biotics.

"Biotics is the ability of some lifeforms to create mass effect fields using element zero nodules embedded in body tissues. These powers are accessed and augmented by using bio-amps."
Literally, this shit runs on magic. Dark Matter is not observable AT ALL, and thus cannot be studied or experimented on, in truth this shit is fairly close to Psychokinesis, but REALLY, Biotics are only there because Mass Effect is an RPG at heart and wanted to have mages be a thing in space. If this Element Zero shit could do all the stuff they say it can, it may as well just be Magic Science.
Sixsmith said
If you've played Mass Effect 3 as many times as I did and as many Paragon runs as I did and as many Adept runs as I did, then you would know that it's relatively simple to create a singularity.


That ain't no singularity. That's Shupurd slam dunkin' some poor motherfucker.
Pretty sure if that was a singularity, before Shep could do their little boopity boop spin they would be spaghettified and then sucked inside of it over the course of a few attosecends, spiraling eternally through the cosmic toilet, seconds passing by so slowly they might as well be centuries. Singularities are not fucking toys, and games need to figure this shit out. At least in Fallout I can assume Rad-Away is an iodine vodka mixture, so THAT is possible to some degree. But Singularities can swallow solar systems and shit of varying colossal sizes. A much less intimidating but more sensible thing to call a big ass sucky point would be a: "Starfish's Boomhole" for obvious reasons.
LimeyPanda said
Ragglefargle that isn't what Ironic, that is coincidental.Silly American not knowing what Irony is.


Hey at least I wasn't the one throwing around "It'd be easier to make a singularity" the other day >_>
But since I now know how to irk you, Irregardless.
ERode said
Nobody fucks with the white mage, because by the time the fight starts, the white mage has already been bursted down by the assassin. Can't fuck the dead in a game.

If the Paladin would tank properly, the White Mage might actually get some.
Asura said
She then self res', spends all her spell buffing herself and becomes a CoDzilla who makes the warrior look like a bitch.

Ironically, in Killing Floor, Medics are literally the best class. You get healing grenades. HEALING GURNURDES.
Lucius Cypher said
I'm here! Just got my laptop from my folks while I'm waiting for the anesthetics to clear from my systems. It feels real funny typing without feeling the physical feed back from the keys.


Glad to see you didn't meet a grisly end at the hospital milord.
Nekomancer said
Competition for what?


Since Lyndsey is a Lynx faunus, that means she has to excrete pheromones to make her territory, but since Shao Kahn is a Tiger, he gotta do the same.
CATFIGHT!

My money's on the one that wins. I can do that, shut up.
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