The Irish Tree

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ERode said
He should just be a meatshield now. Put on a suit of meat and run around as bait for the monster.

Tatsua Aiisen said
He can be our cheerleader, just put on a skirt and sing us a nice, pretty motivational song!

Click This said
Get dat meat dress out and put it to good use, Tree.

Hope y'all step on a red lego.

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Click This said
And then they'll die from gangrene.

If I'm not mistaken, maggot therapy can get rid of gangerous tissue because certain species of flies only eat dead flesh.
Also I now realize that Leonard is practically useless except for Beau, and even that ain't too impressive.
Oh well, time to find ways to be useful.

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Animus said
Who needs stitches when you can just use healing magic to reattach it?

Because magic can't take an arrow out. Unless it's that bullshit. In which case Leonard is literally useless.

BUT HEY AT LEAST HE CAN ALWAYS PRETEND HE'S HELPING BY FIXING UP RANDOM MOOK NPCS.

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ERode said
But you're not a paladin. You're a piss-ass weak doctor with a slow-ass metal dog that'll probably get crumpled like an empty soda can when the giant monster steps on it.

And this is why being the medic is the best job ever: Nobody honestly expects you to put up a fight. Unless it's Killing Floor in which case you are the savior of all mankind and can tank the Patriarch with a syringe poking out of your nostril as you Übermensch your way to victory throwing money into magma pits.
But Leonard can't do that. All he can do is sew someone's arm back on.

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ERode said
Because speeches are for the weak. My character will just /ignore after the first paragraph.

One does not simply ignore a paladin.

Especially not when Smite is ready

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Sixsmith said
YOU GOT A PROB WITH LEAGUE, BRO?I'LL HEXAKILL YOUR FACE.

It's not that it's just that it makes more sense to give it an original name. This ain't a League RP man, and a little girl can be creative with naming her imaginary reality altering bear.

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ERode said
What if it feels right to write one sentence? Because you want to pull off a quick, snarky one-liner of speech? Does that give you immunity from Ande-rage?

What's the fun in one-liners if you can make an entire speech before the other person even has time to respond? Because RP time magics.

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Animus said
You could always just use a Yggdrasil leaf.

But I don't wanna take the magic train to go find one. Those things are a bitch to find.

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Nefarious Prime said
Eh, we'll tone that done a bit, let's say that while Tibbers is structurally fine, she uses very little Aura in relation to regen. But if parts of him are destroyed and she has to make Aura to compensate, she can run out quickly. And also, if she's emotionally distressed, Tibbers isn't focused enough to use Aura efficiently and will burn through her Aura in a burst of energy. Or something like that. :P

Can we find a better name for him than Tibbers? Like...idk...Barry? Solomon? >Orion<

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RawrEspada4 said
I knew I should've been a cleric... but the rogue life was much too tempting.

I would too...but Bards can't do shit except play music and shit. And rip their shit off triggering orgasms to happen to every woman within a 16.4 mile radius.