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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Haemonculus said
Fall into my trap, Lucius. FALL INTO IT! D:<PLS. PLSSSSSSSSSSS.And I like the little girl. D: Can we, like, beat up the jerk squad but not harm the little girl?EDIT: Unless Erode is feeling particularly sadistic, of course.


There is naturally a way to keep the girl safe, and that's for GRIZZLY MAN to give her a big 'ol bear hug and hold her until she calms down. Then we all go home and molest Faunus ears.
Or we could just tell her to get in the bag.
Tarkus' little trip to despair town was interrupted when he heard someone plop down in the seat beside him, he'd been staring at the gauntlet wondering how to get it off, but he still recognized the voice. It was Morella, he remembered they'd gone to Signal together and shared the same Workshop, he also recalled that she'd been sort of distant, but he never tried to pry into her life story, some things were just better left alone he figured. They'd gotten along well, and he wasn't too surprised to see her on the ship to Beacon, not like an education from Signal could net you any other sort of school, but then again she was top of the class. He somewhat calmed down when she brought up the suggestion he gave to her for the Midnight Shadows. He straightened up a bit and said:

"It's just like I said, Graphite compound is cheaper, is easier to lube it with, and you can make the stuff yourself! Uh...Yeah, I finished up the work with the plasma lathe, didn't turn out as well as I thought, who'd have though tasers and bear-trap fists didn't go together?" He scratched the back of his head with his right arm, suddenly an idea came across his mind as he turned to face her, with a somewhat desperate look on his face as he brought Zoll within her view. "Cindy, you ever seen anything like this? Fits like a glove and I can't find a way to take the thing off..." He said as he tried once again to tug at the gauntlet which was stuck fast to his arm.
ERode said
Teams of 4.Name them after Desserts, because screw you, desserts are delish, and it'd be fun. Less pretentious and overused than Tarots and Myths.


No...there is only one option left.
EchoedLove said
Yeah. Eira's magic isn't original at all. I didn't want to screw up the fairy tail world since I probably know the least out of most of you. Haha. I'm just excited to do this. :)


It's alright, I've only gotten up to the Tenrou island myself. Not to mention creative can get bad sometimes...
I am here, and I am tree!
Aaaaaaand Now Tarkus is learning the important lesson of: Read the freaking manual...it isn't until today that I noticed I write very passively...huh.
Since I missed out on the chance to use this gif during Christmas...
HAPPY BIRTHMAS FLESHLINGS!

Lucius Cypher said



"The Pioneers used to ride these babies for MILES!"
"Wow, this thing really is nice...I wonder just how big it is..."
Tarkus walked in and out of various rooms of the airship, he'd been on airships before, many times in fact, but there was just something about them that always just...fascinated him. He eventually found a room that was locked, likely where they were keeping some of the more "if someone messes with this the ship explodes" type instruments. Deciding that he probably shouldn't be there, he decided to head over to one of the more uncrowded rooms, taking note of some of the people he saw, he recognized some of them, though no names really came to mind at a first glance. He set down his pack and began to fiddle with the music box pieces he'd brought with him, taking great care to fit the pieces together, holding the small, delicate wooden frame in the palm of Zoll as his free hand inserted the parts.

About halfway through, he turned to his right to look out the window, they were already well enough on their trip to Beacon that they oughta be arriving soon. He looked back down to his right palm, Zoll still exactly where it was before...until something clicked inside of his brain. His uncle had fitted Zoll onto him, and he'd actually spent the whole night packing and fell asleep with it on...He honestly hadn't even noticed until just now, i just felt so natural. Then another thought clicked. He didn't know how to take it off. He started to break into a slight cold sweat, holidays weren't for a while, Leo didn't have a computer, and Tarkus didn't have a personal phone. Realizing his preidicament Tarkus' pupils widened and give him a thousand yard stare, his right eye twitching a bit.

"Just how....HOW DO I TAKE THIS DAMN THING OFF?" Tarkus thought as he, in a surprising show of restraint, put his music box pieces back into his pack before he started trying to yank the gauntlet off, but it seemed like the thing was now almost like a second skin; he eventually stopped struggling and leaned back against his seat, his head pointed to the ground as he stared into the palm of the gauntlet.

"...You can't be serious...There's a way to take this thing off...THERE HAS TO BE. LEO STILL HAS HIS RIGHT ARM ATTACHED." His brain racked over ideas on how to get it off, but he eventually calmed down and realized now wasn't the time to be flipping out. He'd just have to bear with it for the time being.
Lucius Cypher said
Oh come on now My Irish, LET US COMBINE IN A MANLY WAY!


Ah sure, Knowing you if I didn't you'd probably just, idk, chop off one of my branches in my sleep.
BUT YEAH, LES DO ET!
Lucius Cypher said
Also, we should bring back BB. You should be BB, Prime. You BBest.


LOOKS LIKE TARKUS IS GONNA MAKE A KILLING ON DEM CHASTITY BELTS!
Nefarious Prime said
Tarkus approved, yay Gunhammer. :P Jonah (Other hammer guy) has made an appearance, I'll post his and the other jerk CS's later. I was thinking Morella and Tarkus could already know each other a bit, from weapon crafting, similar to how they got to be in the last roleplay, you want Tarkus and Jonah to already hate each other or to grow into Hammer Foes later? :P


Oh...well then... I guess I'll be on my merry wa-
HUBAWAH?

THE GUNHAMMER RETURNS, STRONGER THAN EVER, THIS TIME WITH EXPLODEY BITS AND A COOL LOOKING GAUNTLET!

Yeah, It'd be alright for them to know each other, she'd probably wonder about Zoll though, considering he only just got it, also would they have their weapons with them at the time or would they be in storage somewhere?

Tarkus ain't the kind of person to hate someone if he just met them, so they'd probably become rivals/hatebuddies later on.
AW WHAT THE HELL, ONE MORE GIF JUST FOR Y'ALLS!
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