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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Lucius Cypher said
I don't know man, the Washington Rangers play in DC too, and they're pretty tough nuts.


...Y'know, I think the Underworld Ghouls JUST might make the cut this year, looks like they finally beat out Tenpenny's team, but for the Ghoul teams my money's on the New Mexico Vaqueros. Fuckers can take hits almost as good as the ghosts can, its crazy!
Lucius Cypher said
Peh, none of them are going to make it past the Sierra Ghosts. You just can't put those guys down.

The Zion White Legs are fucking crazy, I swear I saw some of them Beating up some other school's team...think they got payed off by the Legionaries to bust their equipment. I think the DC Paladins will be taking their State Championship, so the Muties might be outta the game.
Freeshooter92 said
Normally I just go on a genocidal rampage/crusade to purge the world of football. I mean roman slavers.


Goddamn Arizona Legionaries always trying to beat the California Rangers! I swear, the Nevada Death Claws had better get their shit together this year or the DC Mutants are gonna come in and win the Nukabowl with no contest!
Freeshooter92 said
WRONG.


But Dogmeat can find you ammunition, and Rex won't let you wear hats!
But hey, Wasteland's a big place amirite? Room for all sorts of opinions, heck, Dog might be the best Dog. Almost makes ya wish for a Nuclear Winter.

AND FOR THE DAMN LEGION TO STOP ATTACKING THE OLD LADY'S HOUSE EVERY DAMN DAY!
Freeshooter92 said
No, this glorious bastard!


...Well shit.
Woulda helped if I ever bothered playing through VI all the way...
More games need more dog companions.
Freeshooter92 said
Exactly! *sigh...* I miss my personal attack doberman...



Goddamn Spoony made me laugh when he did his playthrough naming Rinoa "A Whore" and naming her dog "Anal"
"What will A Whore Use? Anal Cannon!"
Es so dirty.
*pokes thread with a stick.*
Pyromania99 said
Doesn't mean I didn't like Tidus.Separate note, I never finished FF13. I lost interest and then my disk messed up and I wanted to throw my XBox halfway across the room. It was only halfway because I at least wanted to recover something from it.


Tidus was kinda cool in that he had a rockin' ass father who turned into evil spacegodzilla and then he had to man up to stab it to death.
Freeshooter92 said
Because, you know. Final fantasy VI was linear. Seriously, who is this guy and why is his head NOT ON A PIKE?!


Ever noticed everything in FFXIII was a hallway? The levels were linear...the plot was linear...the characters were linear...the leveling and stat system was linear...the menus were linear...the crafting was linear... EVERYTHING WAS A FUCKING HALLWAY MAN!
THE ONLY THING THAT YOU HAD TO TURN AROUND IN WERE THE DATALOUGES, BUT WHO THE HELL READS?

READING'S FOR WIMPS WHO ARE TOO AFRAID TO SUPLEX TRAINS WITH THEIR BICEPS OF EXPLOSIVE PROPORTIONS!
Pyromania99 said
But I liked Tidus. . . Ya' know?

Everybody knows Auron was the true hero of X
Freeshooter92 said
How do they make a guy that punches robots into base elemental components suck?


They give him the lowest level of Shounen Hero Intelligence and stick him in a group of incredibly whiny teenagers, a bitch of a sister-in-law, a black guy with a bird who shits in his hair all day who can end the universe if any speak its name, and explain nothing in the game outside of their fancy little "Datalogues" because EXPOSITION DETRACTS FROM MUH STORY TELLIN!
The director of FFXIII actually said that "Having a proper story is nearly impossible without a more linear world."
Because y'know.
Every FF game before was linear.
Totally.
And thats why Hallways rule us all.
This is why People returned Lightning Returns en masse when they discovered it wasn't a dress-up simulator.
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