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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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...Nef, do you uh, happen to have the map saved? I dunno where we're 'sposed to go.
WitchChild said
I'll be posting tomorrow. having real trouble -_- Been starting at the blank post box and this is what it looks to me



Goddammit Witch, now I gotta go watch this for the next 2 hours.
Freeshooter92 said
Or they never cared enough to give it a word bar whatever they use for plant.


Plant isn't a word they use either.

I'm a furkin dragon slaying anomaly.
Now we just gotta be able to GET a ship...
Toridus grinned triumphantly as he hauled the massive Sea King onto the beach with rope the old man hastily provided him with, Verdier was barking wildly and running in circles, excited that he got revenge on their raft-thief's-thief, and her mouth was watering at the prospect of devouring the flesh of the fallen as were the rules of nature. When she tried to take a bite of the thing's fin though, Toridus intercepted, instead of the delicious fish flesh she craved, she tasted the wood of a spear shaft now stuck in the sand before she fell over.
"Bad Verdier! Bite marks will decrease the selling value! You know how much I hate eel." He said as he removed his spear from her mouth he was growling a bit at being denied her meal, but she knew Toridus would make it up to her; he always did.
"Th-That's the biggest catch I've EVER seen Sonny! I've never seen something that big come so close to here...how'd you know it was there anyway?
Toridus shrugged his shoulders as he pulled both the spears out of the thing's gills.
"Dunno, guess it's just instinct. Grew up killing things like this, heck, this thing's weak compared to a lotta things I've killed before...Say...you don't know anybody who'd be interested in buying this, do ya?"
The old man removed his hat as he scratched the back of his head, he was balding, but some hair still clung to the back, his scalp was cleanly bald, clearly he was a man who took pride in what hair he had, yet didn't care if the world knew he wtas balding. "Hmm....I suppose some of the folks over at the trade port, you can't miss it, near the town and pretty huge."
Toridus grunted as he plucked two sizable trees out of the ground, sweat on his brow from the effort. He was about to drag the thing into town when the old man came back with a sizable looking wagon-like vehicle. "Listen, I'll show ya the way into town, don't want you ruining the path dragging trees up there." Toridus' face lit up at the prospect of doing things efficiently, and so he quickly placed the two trees back where they were once rooted, not like it'd help, and plopped the center of the Sea King into the wagon, the head and tail stretching far out from the cart. The Old Man moved to push the cart from behind as Toridus grabbed the two handles at the front, but was stopped by Verdier jumping up and placing her front paws onto the wagon, and started pushing, walking along with her hind legs as if she were a person. The old man chuckled as he followed along at a brisk pace, keeping up with the two.
As they arrived into town, people were gasping at the sight of the massive creature, and at the sight of a single man hauling it, occasionally children giggled as they saw the Pangog in the back pushing like a person as they made their way to the market.
Toridus smiled as he counted the Belli he'd just sold the Sea King for, thing had been worth around 34,000 so he'd gotten far more than enough to buy a meal and a place for him and Verdier to stay for a while. The Old Man laughed as they walked along, bringing up how that was the finest catch he'd ever seen form a man without a pole, and about how that spot musta been lucky after all. Toridus simply turned to the elderly man with a smile on his face before thanking him for letting him use his spot. Before the man could even react, Toridus shoved a majority of the money into the man's hand and ran off, Verdier barking happily as he ran towards the tavern, hoping to find something to eat.

Instead, he found what looked like a little girl hitting on a young woman, and a little kid running around in ninja panda pajamas begging for her to punch him...
"...City folk." He muttered to himself as he took a seat at the bar, trying to ignore the insanity.
Crossark said
Got it.Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,Naal ok zin, los vahriin,Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!Ahrk fin norok paal graan,Fod nust hon zindro zaan,Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!Huzrah nu, kul do od,wah aan bok lingrah vod,Ahrk fin tey, baziik fun,do fin gein!Wo lost fron wah ney dov,arhk fin reyliik do jul,Voth aan suleyk wah ronit faal krein!Fod zeymah win kein meyz fundein!Alduin, feyn do jun,kruziik vokun staadnau,Voth aan bahlok nah diivon fin lein.Nuz aan sul, fent alok,fod fin vul dovah nok,Fen kos nahlot mahfaeraak ahrk ruz!Paaz Keizaal fen kos stin nol bein Alduin jot!Dovahkiin, Dovahkiin,Naal ok zin, los vahriin,Wah dien vokul mahfaeraak ahst vaal!Ahrk fin norok paal graan,Fod nust hon zindro zaan,Dovahkiin, fah hin kogaan mu draal!


Did you know there's no word in Dragontongue for "Tree"?
I am a mystery to dragons.
FEAR MEH!
Tarkus' had to do a double take to make sure he was seeing right, he didn't expect to find someone so quickly, and the W.A.T.C.H. confirmed she did indeed have a W.A.T.C.H. of her own, the girl had a battle axe that had some form of gun barrel...seemed like she had a transforming weapon. She mentioned that they were now partners, and he nodded in agreement, those were the rules after all, first partner seen was yours to become buds with. He scratched the back of his head with his free hand, before saying: "Nice to meet ya, Name's Tarkus. Tarkus Sloan. So...isn't this thing supposed to show us where to find one of those caches?" He muttered the last bit as he tapped the screen of the W.A.T.C.H., only to see a little loading bar with an hourglass turning over and over as it worked it's way along.

He sighed a bit as he lowered his arm from the back of his head, he placed Cadeyrn's head on the ground and leaned it against the same tree he had descended from. He took a deep breath and his olive green aura began manifesting around his body, and in a few seconds he let out several, inaudible "pings" that resonated throughout the forest, and he saw exactly what he was looking for: Grimm. He couldn't be sure of how many there were, but he got an odd feeling that there were a lot. He picked up Cadeyrn again before turning to face this new girl.
"Let's get moving before something decides we're gonna be its toothpicks."
Crossark said
Verbalization of a set of characters that are used to convey an associated meaning in the direction of the woman who used gave birth to you.

Cross

Start talkin' words with meanings.
pyroman said
I... I don't know...


Better get brainstorming then~
Aria shuddered a bit when she heard the short blonde girl from before begin chuckling in an EXTREMELY creepy manner, making her back away rather slowly, as she started grinning, she was glad SHE didn't do anything to set the girl off, but she wasn't taking any chances, first day didn't mean having to get into her first fight with someone. She backed away a bit more when she saw the girl pull out a canister and a bow, honestly half expecting her to shoot someone. She patted the revolvers at her side to remind her that EVERYONE here was armed to the teeth, and if anybody was stupid enough to tussle in here, they wouldn't get off easy, from the other people, or the staff.

She turned to the airship's exit with a great deal of confidence in her ability to walk a short distance unabidded, she walked out of the airship and onto the campus from the port, Beacon Academy, the shining hope for mankind's future against the Grimm and other assorted bad and unpleasant things. Her admiration of the place came to a halt when the red-haired girl from earlier who looked like someone had killed her puppy charged out of the ship, narrowly slamming into Kat. Luckily he noticed just in time, and dodged backwards, her boots skid against the ground as she slid back, as she raised herself she noticed her hat had gotten knocked off. She bent over and dusted it off, before placing it back atop her head.
"Well...at least nothing's boring so far..."
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