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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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LimeyPanda said
I both want and don't want to put my penis in its mouth.Schrodinger's Fellatio is a bitch.



...Okaaaaaaaaay then Limey. Whatever jerks your gerkin man...
Imma just uh...go over here, and not let you see any more of my floran pictures...
Time seemed to slow down as the sizeable bat made its way to Tarkus, undoubtedly prepared to rip his face off and turn his head into a nest...or something along those lines. Tarkus had only enough time for a single thought to prepare for his first real fight against the Grimm. He could hear the flapping of more of their hideous leathery wings in the canopy above, and steeled himself for a fight.
"So, a bat...A TON of bats are flying at me while I'm trying to get acquainted with my new pal...only one way to describe this..."
He clenched his hand encased in Zoll into a fist, and within a second, the dull thud of metal against flesh rang out, as Tarkus threw out an uppercut at full force against the bat's face, hurling it into the air.
"Mosh Pit"

The bat began to descend rapidly, desperately trying to regain it's balance to fly and try another shot at him, though it never got a chance. The thing saw two things before it turned into a splatter on the side of a tree: Tarkus' grin, and the hole of Panzerfaust as Cadeyrn slammed into it, sending the small thing flying into a tree, the sheer force of the impact breaking every bone in its body; thing died on impact. With a look of satisfaction, he glanced over to Jack, who'd offed two of the little buggers. She was groaning, asking if he knew how many there were...which he did.
"Somewhere around 30 of these bats, but other Grimm are coming, and them screeching isn't helping us keep under the radar." As he said this, another came swooping down, this time trying to go directly for Tarkus' neck. He swatted it away with one swing of Cadeyrn, and the thing landed hard into another of its kind, though there were still more.
"We should bail out, no point fighting these things from what I can see. Think you can cover me?"
He said as he crouched down, and spun the head of Cadeyrn out, reaching into his satchel to load 4 new rounds, 2 fire, 2 water.
Sixsmith said
BUT IRISH DEMANDED MORE YURI PICTURES AND SO I GAVE HIM WHAT HE WANTED.WHY YOU NO ANGRY AT INSTIGATOR?!?! T_T


Aww, c'mon Smith, nobody can ever be angry at this face.
Nefarious Prime said
Oh, forgot, *ahem*DAMMIT, SMITH, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT POSTING CATS?!?!?!?!ONEONEONEONE!!!?!?!RPG MAY NOT BAN YOU, BUT I HAVE HALF A MIND TO!!YOU'RE WALKING A THI-I-I-I-I-I-N LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-INE, MISTER!!!


Asura said
#teenagedrebellion



Stick it to the man guys!
Sixsmith said
Okay fein, I guess I can deal with that.As long as we get the juice and cookies. :D


Good! NOW, I WANT YOU TO THINK OF ALL THE YAOI THAT PASCALE WON'T BE ABLE TO BUY, UNLESS SHE MOVES THAT FATASS URSA OFF OF HER! YOU CAN DO IT!
Sixsmith said
This is what I get for getting paired up with a Loli. =/I accept the consequences. QQ


Never accept defeat Smith!

No member of Tarkus' Angels will fall until at least AFTER the test. Then they can all go out for juice and cookies, because whooo, group bonding.
...I'm half tempted to bring back Pyron as a 2nd year student, JUST so Jupiter can be canon.
Because I honestly don't care, that shit was fucking awesome.
Sixsmith said
You forgot about Lucy's Tarkus/Orion Ship.Or have you just mentally blocked that so you would never be reminded of the fact?

Don't worry about that, me and Lucius had a little heart to heart. Shit got emotional, I got a hug, and all was good in the world.
Just worry about what abominations with tentacles are going to go after Pascale, kay?
Krayzikk said
...I leave for ten minutes, and I return to Ali being placed on the list for Grimm crushes, and speculated yaoi ones with Foe Yay overtones....This is why I should never ever stop watching this topic carefully.


Right there with ya buddy, well, at least nobody cares about Tarkus enough to ship him with anything at all.
Screw Romance! Tarkus will just go over there and...engineer something.
ERode said
Of course, Alistair is just a primer.After Alistair gets his harem and starts feeling good, Christopher gets an attitude change after hanging out with Arara a few times, and then becomes a true Prince.Then, proceeds to NTR all of Alistair's harem.



That's just wrong man, you know just how badly we want this to end like School Days, and for that we need a harem and a broken condom.
Sixsmith said
I vote yes on crush.Alistair must add a monster girl to his harem for it to be complete. Nekos and Dog-Nekos don't count as monster girls in my book, yo. They gotta be real scary bitches that somehow turn you on.


Didn't see shark girl listed. Means Aesil is still available.

There are so few SFW shark girl pictures man...
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