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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Freeshooter92 said
BUG TYPES ARE FOR CHUMPS LIKE THIS:ARE YOU A CHUMP LIKE THAT?


YEAH WELL STEEL TYPES ARE FOR...

...Uh...Shut up, I can have my favorites! Aggron is one of my picks for 2nd fav...

Nice to meet'cha Ryu, hope you have a good time on the Guild.
Freeshooter92 said
Steel, Steel, Steel, and Steel.STEEL TYPE OR GET THE F*CK OUT!Seriously, steel type is master race!And now, even more so. Not only is it the manliest type, but now it's super effective against that Bullsh*t fairy type! F*CK YOU CUTE THINGS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!


B-But I like bug types...
Pyromania99 said
So, supposing this question hasn't been asked before, What Pokemon is everyone's favorite pokemon. I'd say Gardevoir is my favorite. . . Closely followed by Mawile.


I have a three way tie for muh favorite.

I would list my 2nd placers...but...I have a long list for that too.
(Basically ever other 5th gen bug type is on there)
pyroman said
Well, I could have Book awkwardly go up and talk to someone to get things moving.


Awkward is better than nothing at this point.
Rin said
...I think someone else should post really for now. >.< Just assume Strawbella is playing with the pangog for now. Sorry.


Everybody loves the pangog :<
But nobody loves Toridus.

At this rate Toridus will become Verdier's sidekick, and then Verdier will learn Haki and take the position of Captain using her adorable puppy pangog eyes...
Sixsmith said
Who'd you rape to get that?


Lemme see..OH! I shtabbed some homeless guy in the streets...hehe, it was pretty funny when he shtarted yelling and screaming, begging for mercy. He didn't...he did-did-did NOT wanna give me his boosh. Why Shmith? Why didn't he? W̳̘͓͍̣̬̮͙̭̦͔͉̬͉̝͚̙̤̬͟͟͟ḩ̶̶̶̸̫͖̰̺̦̺̲̦ͅý̴̯̳͕̘͇͚͇͚̳̭̝̞̙͢ ̵̨̛̪͔̮͙͝S̢̝̭̗͇̥͖̞̳̱̫̥͟ḿ̷̡̩͓͚͎͓̳͕̤͇̮̻̯̪ì͘͏̦̬̣̤͜ͅt̶̶̛̗̲͚̜̫̖̣̝͝h̷̶̳̟̼̠͍̭̤͔̕ͅ ̵͢͡͏̫̥͕͍̤̖̘͇̪͉̟͔͓͍̰̞̪ͅw̧̛҉̮̠̹̯͇h̢͉̩̰͇̝̦͍̖͈̦͈͓̞̣̠̙̭͟ͅy̵҉̶̙̙̼̮͈͉͝?̧͔̘̣̭̻̀ ͇͎͖̱̹̯̻̹͠W̟̪̭̪̦̪̠̲̟̰̺̬͈͚̩̯̳̗͜͠H҉͟͜҉̺̫̭͎̝͎̺͍̠̬͍͎̝̙̠̤̗͈Y̶͟͏̴̵̯̰̝̟̝̖̟̺̦͙͎̼̠͖͕͎ ̴̢͍̲̣͇̞̥̭̭͉̦͇̖͕͡W̷҉͏̢͉̳͈̩̪H̵̸̨̝͎̫̰̼̤̱̳͡͝Ý̴̷̯͓̞̱̤͇̼̬̲͈̠̦̮̗͓͟͝ ͞͏̬̟̹͇͖̀͟Ẃ͓̣͖̖̰̤̠̼̣̘̘̥̬̮̼̗̀͜͠Ḩ̷̗̠̱̟̯̻͖͇͔̙̺̖͞͡͡ͅͅY̸̪̠̖̪͎̬̝͎͚͕̤̜ ̴̛̛̰͔͍̹͚͎͈̫̖͎͔̣̞͓̻̺̝ͅẂ̡̢̯̞͇̳̼̮̝͇̺͖͉͇̕͡H̷̴̯͓̼͕͚͘͢͞Y̡̕͞͏̪̪͉̹͔̥̟̬̪̪͓̰ ͓̘͍͎͚̤͙͠W̴͢͏̤̥͈͓͇̤̺̹̦̪̬̦H͈͇̪̳̳̹̜̫͚͍̻̼̳͡͡͡ͅY͢҉͔̲̣̦̱̯͉̮̭̀ͅ ̪̝̼͉͟W̨̢̹̭̤̘H͉̘̰̼̮̰̦̲͇͇͍̰͚͍́͞͞Y̛͉͓̬̮͚̬̘̠͓̳͓͇̰͙̟̩̻̗͝͡͠ ̨̧̝̞̖͍͝W҉͜͏̺̬͙̤͙͍̪̖ͅH̭͖̮̺̣̺̝̀͝Y̸̷͔͙͎̙̥̙̰̫͟͡ ̡͚̦̫̦̠͔̲̜̯̬̩̝̥̣̞̘͖̝̀ͅẂ̸̠̬͚̟̩̳͍̕͜͡H̷̨̜̼̩̯̲̠̦͍͔͖̰͚̩̞̹͈̳͓ͅY̵̤̹̯̝̤̰͟ ͘͝҉̹̰̤͎̹̭͚̺̼̣̦̻̳͚Ẁ҉̹͚̣̜̫̰̲͉͓̜͚̖̳H͇̖͇͔̲̰̖͇̻̫̪̝̩͓͢Ý̸̶̛̳̣̤͍̭̻̝̳̲̫̠̝̪̯̣̪̣͜ ̣̳̺̩͓̙͖̟̣̙͢W̵̡̨҉͉̲͎̥̰̥͓̜̜͉̲͈̥H̴̸̛͙̥̗̩͓̤̹͘Y̵͢҉͏̩͓̺̱̱͈̣͎̰͙̙͉̙̼͎̦̦ͅ ̡̨̼̘̳̠̭̝̲̤͔͉͇̭̘͎̟̠͕͙ͅW̡̛̻̩̥̗̯̥̯̟͟͡H̴̹͓̹̗̀͜Ý̧͚̜͕͖͓͕̤̮̱̘̗̮͎͉͉̰̫͜͞ͅ?̡̧͚̠̺̙̞͘
Lucius Cypher said
Roxas! There you are. Hold down Irish, I need to give him my courage.


Ish alright now Lucius...I gotsh the bet kinds of courage now.

The liquid kind...
RolePlayerRoxas said
what is happening


ROXAS! LUCIUS WANTS ME TO TAKE SOME OF HIS COURAGE, SO I STARTED RUNNING AND, AND, AND THEN HE FIRED BUTTS AT ME AND NOW I REMEMBERED: TREES CAN'T BACKFLIP.
Tarkus nodded a bit when Jaclyne asked if he was ready to move, he wasn't too surprised that she could keep up with him...it was kinda hard for him to really outrun much with Cadeyrn weighing him down anyway. He noticed the watch beep and smiled for a moment, glad that things were finally-
-FWIP-
His eyes widened as he felt the pressure around his ankles start, as if something had grapsed them. It felt like... a strong rope...but he had a bad feeling. After all, Grimm didn't make snares. Some of them were snares...Fucking Vampire Trees. He'd read about them once...honestly wondered how anybody would be blind enough to get close to one. Turns out they look like trees...who'd have figured?

The pressure started to build as he felt the roots tighten, he couldn't turn around to face his binder, but he was more concerned when he heard the cracking of branches moving, he knew what was about to happen, and instinctively, he reached for Cadeyrn still slung to his back, and tried his best to load one of his shells in. He was getting nervous from the whole: "About to get wrung dry by a tree thing, so he fumbled a bit with unzipping his satchel, his fingers twitched around inside the pouch, at this point anything would help him...anything.

And that anything would be his new partner, racing in to save his ass from a splintery death, dodging an onslaught of tendril-like branches before cutting into the roots binding him. He could hear some sort of sound coming from her axe...he figured it was probably her Semblance, something to do with sharpness...he made a note to ask about it later, because know was not the time to ask anyway. At least not until they got their cache...Now free from the roots, Tarkus rolled away from the Vampire Tree, his fingers now locked around one of his Lightning AP rounds. He turned to Jaclyne as he regained his stance giving her a thumbs up before saying: "Thanks for the save! Now, let's clean house and go grab that cache..."

He revolved the head out, and removed the APCR rounds, and swapped them out for 4 HEFT rounds, no way in hell a tree was gonna dodge these anyway. They were dust free, though after the 4 HEFT he also inserted one round of ACPR Lightning dust into the 4th chamber, he didn't want to leave himself open in case something else showed up. He let loose one of the rounds into the one that had grabbed Jaclyne, the shot rang out and when it collided with the bark-like skin of the Tree it embedded itself, before exploding violently, the tungsten wires cutting into the bark along with the explosion of the shot. The thing didn't go down after just one, so he unloaded another shot into it, at this point he'd completely obliterated the trunk and the thing toppled over. Tarkus had visibly slid back from the force of the shots, the head was pressed hard against his chest as he drag his feet back to where he was before, and did the same to the Tree's not-so-friendly neighbor, who befell the same fate after the same number of shots.

"So, what are the odds our team is gonna be there at the cache?" He said, not taking his eyes off the remaining Trees, prepared to evade any more of their knots if need be.

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