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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Demous said
Or you know i could save her...


FREEZE TIME WITH YOUR WILLPOWER AND PUNCH THE TRAP! IT IS THE ONLY WAY!
Haemonculus said
Gallstone and Kidney stone. Even if you can't really pass gallstones, I think...


Why do you think I reccomended a doctor? EGADS MAN, RYGAR'S TRAP WAS MORE DEVIOUS THAN ANTICIPATED!
Haemonculus said
That's what she said.

I dare say you'd need a doctor if both came out at once, I mean heck, that'd just be painful...
We ARE talking about passing a kidney stone and peeing, right?
ERode said
Hue. Dat Arara. Got the looks. Got the burst. Got the tank. 5-0 Surrender at 20min, pls.


But you forget one thing...he one thing she will always lack...
The ability to produce the sound of millions of vuvuzelas in a confined space without use of a speaker.
ERode said
inb4Araraboughtapersonalforcefieldjustforthis


You just think of everything, don't you?
Why if I didn't know any better, I'd think SHE KNEW THE TRAP WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME WITH HER MONEY-VISION!
ERode said
Oh, a goop trap? Eh.....


W-Wait a minute...
Where there's goop theres...
Tarkus nodded when Morella asked if he could hold out, wasn't like Zoll hurt on his arm, what scared him about it was that it didn't feel like it was there at all, even though he was fully aware of it. He tried his best to ignore the guy climbing the big ass pillar, but it was almost too inticing not to watch. He felt bad for staring as he walked, but it was a guy CLIMBING A PILLAR BIGGER THAN LEO'S SHOP TURNED SIDEWAYS, AND IT WAS AWESOME. He tore his eyes away from the pillar-man, looking ahead at the Auditorium, well, the only building that looked like it COULD be the Auditorium. That and everyone seemed to congregate near it, not like there was much else for the first years to do anyway.

As they walked along, he noticed she'd taken a look at someone in the crowd, guy stood out for some reason, he stopped to get a good look at the guy, but what he saw near his feet surprised him a bit. What looked like a bit of vomit, whether it was from that guy he wasn't sure, was on the ground. Tarkus' in-born doctor genes forced swiftness to his steps, moving away from Morella. He didn't completely ditch her, it wasn't like he was very far, but he approached the guy with the rucksack with a somewhat worried look on his face.

"Hey, buddy, you sick from the airship ride? If you're feeling sick, don't push yourself." He asked, though he wasn't sure if it was just air-sickness or if the guy had a flu, so he maintained a few feet's distance.
Haemonculus said
Slap her. Tell her he requires her immediate attention.Just because drama. :D


Man, what kind of barn were you raised in where you need to slap a woman to get her attention? Tarkus was raised to show people his affection by building elaborate Goldberg machines, not to mention...if his uncle ever heard about it...

Shit'd get hairier than a malamute.
Coolbeans, even if it was just by accident!
The Irish Tree said
...Dat akward moment where I have no idea what to have Tarkus do aside from walk in a straight line. Morella was looking at Isaac right? I'm just checking if Nef is using his forbidden GM power of .

I could still use an answer to this, because I'm halfway through writing a post and I'm still sorta stumped.
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