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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Itsuki sighed happily for a bit as the girl helped him stand up, his breath was still ragged, but at least now he was calm, and soon his breath would return to normal. As they walked along, the sights remained the same all-throughout the streets, no people, just coffins. It was dead quiet, an occasional sound that vaguely resembled water dripping came from some of the alleys, but to stop and check would mean finding things...things like the sludge that stole Itsuki's precious hard-earned pretzel. He missed that pretzel. Itsuki felt something odd about the girl...aside from her above-average tan. She seemed completely unfazed by any of the oddities in the world now, in fact, she even knew where other people were who didn't get "coffinized™". Realizing that something was up beyond his understanding, he silently kept up the pace as the girl pulled him by the hand, letting the thought toil in his mind, hoping to find a good way to word his question.

As they Got closer to the dorm building, Itsuki finally spoke up, his breath now even once again, he stopped walking, and looked up to the pale-green moon floating above the city. "You don't seem...fazed by any of this. Do you...know what's happening to the island? Last I checked, people didn't turn into coffins at night, black jell-o wasn't dicking around in alleyways, and the moon wasn't puke green."
Pudding said
The plot thickens ;-;


Thicker than...
Pudding?

I'm sorry.
Kitsune said
Dude... Irish you ruined the entire plot of Kaldis being the true evil overlord that was behind zeref himself. Damn, now I need a new plot >.>



NONE SHALL STOP THE TAKEOVER BY THE MIGHTY TREES! NOT EVEN THE MIGHTY PAPER MAGE!
sam haley said
"People of the Azure Dragon! OOC, behold, for it is I, THE HARBINGER OF DARKNESS AND AGON-"*trips whilst walking down flight of stairs*""


You see, this is why Kaldis is the strongest...
Who do you think built those stairs?
pyroman said
Hey guys, since we can't get another person to join in for the last member of team BLAdE, I'm going to be putting another character in myself.Team BLAdE is now team BARL (Barrel)


Wait...but The A is now the one missing, so BARL wouldn't really work unless you used Enyo's last name.
Redrose640 said
I wonder who will meet whom in the forest.


Personally, I feel like it'd be best for the characters to meet up with people they largely had no interaction with. Like, maybe Jurano and Felix can go be gun bros together, or Enyo can vigorously insult Booker.
Verdier bounded around the pier, her helpless owner still being dragged along by the collar of his shirt, which stretched just enough to let him breath as he was dragged and flung around by his "friend". They even passed the friendly old man from earlier, and in a desperate attempt to get some help he simply mouthed the words: "help me" as he flew on by, the old man confused, yet extremely amused by the sight, yelling something like: "Go get 'em kiddo" before going on his way. When Verdier finally caught the scent of the people from earlier on a ship, she happily barked as she stood looking at it, giving Toridus a moment of freedom to catch his breath and remember the unbridled fury he was supposed to be feeling. The vein in his forehead now visibly throbbing, he got to his feet and stood over Verdier, who turned to him with the same carefree expression as before...in fact he could have sworn the pangog was smirking. Before he could release his anger on her in a non-abusive way...probably just yelling at her, she bounded on his chest once again and grabbed him on the now-crumpled collar of his shirt and dragged him up the boardwalk onto the boat. Still flailing and trying to rip off his shirt's collar he helplessly and angrily flopped against the deck before Verdier finally gave him a good toss with a simple turn of her neck and bounding off to god-knows-where.

His back and butt now hurt as much as his pride, he slumped to the ground on impact, his rear slamming down before he simply lay down on the cold wooden deck. He sighed heavily, and angrily as he raised himself from the ground, absolute anger about to boil over as he dusted himself off. He thought for a moment about life, about the simple pleasures like, stabbing a Sea King and then eating it, stabbing a monster, and then eating it, training to stab things, and absolutely hating pirates with a passion and turning them in. The little things that kept him going in life. Thinking for a moment that he'd finally calmed down, he began walking along the deck, trying his best to remain calm as he stared out tot he ocean...so blue and wide...what a pretty, calming sit- *thwack*

One of the crew members of the ship had mistaken Toridus for one of the attackers, and so had hit him over the head with a thick, steel mace. Thinking he'd just successfully beaten one of the pirates, the man stood triumphately as Toridus slouched slightly, giving a loud laugh before saying: "GAHAHAHAHA, HOW WAS THAT,YOU TRASH? Now, come along quietly so we can get whatever your sorry hide is wo-" Toridus rose quickly from his slouched position, his head hitting the sailor in the nose sharply, and quickly, forcing him to jolt his head back in pain. The man tried to swing once more, but Toridus batted the arm holding the mace aside and put the man's wrist into a vicegrip, squeezing so hard the cracking of bones was audible. The man's muffled grunts of pain were only follows by a short: "Y-You damn robber, you-" before being thrown clear across the ship and slamming into another member of the crew being threatened by what looked like a man made out of metal, both the crewmembers were knocked clear off the ship, slamming onto the cold and wet boards of the pier unconscious. He felt the back of his head feel strangely...wet...briefly placing his index finger against the area of the mace's impact, he felt an intense, throbbing pain before seeing the blood on his finger. Looking over at the crew members being intimidated, he drew two of the spears from his quiver, and began slowly sauntering over to them, and in the loudest, yet most hoarse voice he could, he simply said: "I won't let...any... pirate scum...take...this..." before collapsing on the ground near the center of the deck, the spears in his quiver spilling as he retained his instinctual grip on the two in his hands, even while unconscious.
-Verdier Shenanigans-

Verdier bounded around the various barrels and crates littered about the place, helping herself to some of the meat as she went along, sneezing loudly when she stuck her nose into a jar of spices, wherever she went she tried to sample a bit of the larder and stock. As she made her way around, she finally cleared the spices from her nostrils and caught a whiff of a familiar scent...no, not the colorful fruity lady, it smelt more like a child. Her ears perked up as she identified it as the small boy dressed as a filthy vegetarian bear from earlier, and so she bounded off to see if he was in danger...the boy reminded her a bit of Toridus when they were on the island.

When she finally found him, her first reaction was to notice what he was doing...it vaguely resembled what she did when Toridus told her "no". Seeing that he was using the forbidden adorable-as-all-hell-hisatsu on some random chumps, she figured it'd be enjoyable to see their reactions if she joined in as well. Silently approaching and sitting on her hind legs next to Mushuro, she lightly raised one paw as if it were injured, and whimpered slightly, using all her mighty pangog strength to give the sailor the most adorable look a pangog could.
Dblade26 said
when I counted eight people. I was only including those that had already posted and the replacement fish guy. We've got nine if you include Clanjos



Today everybody learned: The Tree can't fuckin count for shit. Also will post soon, had a bit of a block trying to think of ways Toridus can help while still hating everything about this and, of course most importantly, ways that Verdier can be adorable while doing so.
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