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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Lennon79 said
Weeeell... our characters may have had a teeny, tiny little altercation with Strega some time ago which might have left a few of them slightly, uh... dead.



DEAR GOD, I ALWAYS KNEW YOU COULDN'T TRUST POPULAR PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET!
(also are the Strega members the same as P3, or GM made?)
Kitsune said
I don't mind if you drop houses on people. Could be like a super attack. XD

It is not like a super beam of death that cuts through all magic. You are dropping a doll house on people.



THE HOUSE OF USHER FALLS UPON THEIR HEADS IN DUE TIME!
...Wait, so Elaine transformed with Vetra? That's uh...okay then. Didn't see that coming.
CirusArvennicus said
I forget how they censored his booby song in the dub.


Folgore had some damn manly moments in the manga.
Kaldis had a terrible feeling rising in his stomach when he could smell the remnants of some man-made fire, and when he saw the massive pile of people just lying unconscious in the street...Seemed like somebody had gone and done their job for them. While he was relieved to know that they wouldn't have to fight a crime ring, the destruction before the party left him uneasy, whoever had done this didn't even care for the damage they'd done, he remembered passing a lot of these houses on his first trip into town...they'd look so beautiful before, but now they looked as if they were ready to be torn down.

When the old man had told them to leave, the sinking feeling nearly tore through his stomach as he sat on the wagon...It seemed like somebody, or many somebodies under the "Azure Dragon" moniker had already done the job...if you could call nearly ruining an entire town "doing the job". Kaldis wondered just who could have done this...all of the guild members he'd known were there that morning, and he hadn't seen anyone on the road to the town...Something itched at the back of his mind what could be wrong with how setup this felt, but his thoughts grew much more violent when he saw the tears welling up in Sophia's eyes. It had been a while that he'd felt angry at all...but he did his damn best to try and hide it, although if you looked at his antlers, you could see the small, neatly shaven nubs on the ivory protrusions begin to twist and sharpen slightly, beginning to resemble actual antlers, stopping at a point where it would be barely noticeable. He'd had enough of this, they'd been called barbarians and thieves...it was clear they weren't wanted here anyways.

Before he could begin walking back toward the wagon, the sound of a loud clapping rang through the street, the woman clapping said that she was "applauding their cowardliness" before a man, nearly as intimidating as Orin said something...Kaldis couldn't hear most of what they said, only catching bits and pieces that were meaningless out of context. As they began walking away, the woman clapped, and as if they'd just been pretending the entire time, the slumped, unconscious figures in the street stirred and rose to their feet, as if they hadn't been beaten beforehand. Kaldis instinctively clutched his hands in the same position as usual, and when the mobsters opened fire on them, he quickly dove to the ground, before constructing a fairly sizable wall, at least 2 ft thick, 7 feet wide, and 10 feet tall in front of him. Slumping his back up against the wall quickly, he flung off the simple cloth over-coat he'd had on and placed both his hands above it, as he used his wood-make magic to make dozens of small, jack-like wooden spikes that while small, were sharpened to a point.

Turning to Orin quickly, with a bit more confidence in his voice than usual, he shouted out: "Orin, use this if you need it! I'm gonna try something..." before tossing a simple, yet very thick wooden tower shield that would hopefully give him or someone He wrapped the cloth around the spikes and tied the limbs of the coat as well as the neck-hole as his hands shook violently...he was going to take on mobsters with guns with a bag of wooden caltropes...he must have been out of his mind. He must have been, because he almost immediately formed a stick to attach the make-shift bag to, and used it to chuck the bag over the crowd of mobsters...if they shot it, the spikes would scatter all around them, even if they were just wooden, if they stepped with enough force, the spikes would penetrate their shoes. And if they didn't, Kaldis wouldn't have to buy a new over-coat. Deciding that just sitting there unarmed would be suicide if one of the mages could sneak around him, he formed a sizable bo-staff from his hands and placed his back firmly against the wall he'd made.
Lucius Cypher said
Justice time! I think Free's asleep. Irish, you and I are going to have our way with him. I'll check his arms and you need to secure his legs...


Uh...I don't know about that...I mean, I'm a tree, and I don't know how I feel about using my wood in such a disingenuous manner.
Maybe one of the cutebolds could help?

They're good at things! Though uh, don't expect them to actually do any violating. Worst they'll do is rub his nose in his sleep and cuddle him.
Freeshooter92 said
You can't rape me. I'm not really here.


THE JIG IS UP!

FLY CUTEBOLDS, FLY!
Lucius Cypher said
You don't get a choice.It's too bad my Irish isn't here. Looks like you'll be joining me in baby making soon. Why are you resisting? Isn't this why we call you Free Shooter? You're free to shoot all over the sheets when I'm done with you...



Dear god, I check back up on this in the first time in like a month, and this is the first thing I see. Well, good luck Free! I have faith that you can come out of this with a rectum still ripe for justice!
Kitsune said
Now there is combat. Go do combat


I'll get a post up by tonight, still trying to find ways to make Kaldis' magic useful in fights, but not overpowered as all get out. This unfortunately means he can't exactly drop a house on them. I yearn to drop the houses on things.
Azura said
You wake up as the character of your creation.


Ah, alrighty then. I think I'll wait for your second post before I post, still mucking around with a character concept in muh brain.
"Yeah, real funny Cleo, anyways, we should go check out the other-" Ela had no idea how the armored figure had caught them off guard as it did, but that didn't matter at all. What mattered was that there was some reject from a renaissance fair trying to jack their fairies. Just before she lowered her fists from the back of her head, she heard Curgau chime in with: "Ela, be careful! There's...something not right about that fairy. It...doesn't fee-" before some sort of...black tendril-like smoke stretched out, wrapping around Curgau and reaching into Cleo's monopack before either of them could even react. Ela was only further confused to see the figure of the Cat-Woman scientist from earlier, slashing at the darkness that had enveloped Vetru, but not quiet making it in time to slash away Curgau's bindings as she was drawn to the armored figure.

The two were talking about something...something irrelevant to Elaine at the moment. Anger began swelling up inside her as well as fear, Curgau was her friend, and to see the pained look on her face as she was being held hostage by this freak made her blood turn to napalm and start boiling within her veins. Her fists were clenched so hard that the knuckles were visibly white, if she clenched any harder, she'd tear into the skin of her palm. But she didn't care. As the woman told her to step back, she didn't even consider for a moment trusting a stranger with this, her eyes were only focused on one thing, and one thing alone: This guy was hurting her fairy. She was about ready to charge in head first and take the thing on herself, bus instead she stepped forward to Ms. Frost's side and gazed at the figure in armor with the sword angrily, before speaking in a tone to match her gaze. "You...I don't care who the hell this Dark Nebula is, but I'm gonna send you crying home to him." She cracked her knuckles, and with a sickening pop passing throughout the area, she took an Orthodox stance and started bouncing on her toes. "Without eyes to cry with."
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