Hillbilly12 said
Also I should say everything beats little girl boob grabbing.
I meant the gym shorts.
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I meant the gym shorts.
SailorMoon said
Nothing beats boob grabbing...Well, some things do. :3
Indeed.
Avalant said
Awww you guys are making me blush! >///< (Dear Diary, the Internet was nice to me! P.S. I need to buy a diary!)
Well, you're already more badass than me. I don't even wanna step onto a commercial plane, let alone fly solo.
(Also are Canadians really as nice as they're stereotyped to be? I don't see too many.)
Lucius Cypher said
Yes, but there is still one I want...Get bent my Irish. Just lay back and think of England...
B-but I hate England!
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BOOTIES! BOOTIES FOR EVERYONE!
Dats a lot of booty.
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As he watched her transform, he couldn't help but feel even more anxiety take over him; sure they'd said they'd be partners, but would they even be compatible? He didn't have much time to think about this as she finally finished transforming midair, into what looked like a REALLY big needle. It just now dawned on him that maybe the nurse outfit was a bit more than cosplay, but he didn't have time to think about that. With one swift motion with his left hand he plucked the massive shot out of the air by the pump on the bottom, stopping it just before it hit the ground. The first thing he noticed was that his hands weren't burning, and she didn't weigh a metric ton, which meant they were indeed soul compatible. He still had a fairly enthusiastic smile as he turned the massive needle in his hands, inspecting her weapon form as closely as he could. Looked like her needle was actually a quadrangular tapered blade, looked like she wasn't just a needle, she was some sort of rapier or fencing sword. "So, do you like it?" Ana said after he'd examined her for a bit.
"Can't say I've ever fenced before, but I'll manage. I just gotta practice...let's see." He gave a few quick thrusts with the needle as he attempted to emulate how he'd seen fencing done, he had a feeling he was doing it wrong, and so sat the needle on the ground for a moment and quickly scribbled down a few more things on his notepad, which could barely be read as: Every day, 2,000 practice parries, 4,000 practice lunges, read up on how to actually fence. He held the needle back up once again and brought the liquid container parallel to his face before asking: "So, what exactly is this part for?"
Lemuria
Lemuria was already in motion to remove her eye-patch when she heard the newcomer voice her opinion, even going so far as to call her "cyclops". Pretending to act dejected, she crouched to the ground and started tracing a circle on the ground where Mary HADN'T vomited, before saying: "Jeez, I just wanted to take off my pirate cosplay...Don't get so worked up about it! There's nothing gross underneath this eye-patch because..." She completed the motion from before and removed the patch entirely, revealing...another one underneath. "I have two. Trust me, you'd be surprised how easy it is to lose something strapped to your face with only one eye. I'm Lumeria, that over there's Eddie, and this is Mary."
Remembering what happened earlier, she decided that taking the initiative might save the janitors any more trouble, considering her weapon hadn't turned into its human form. Stepping forward a bit, she leaned over to whisper into the new girl's ear: "Mary has some beef with dudes, dunno what it is, but she thinks they're all out to get her."
As he watched her transform, he couldn't help but feel even more anxiety take over him; sure they'd said they'd be partners, but would they even be compatible? He didn't have much time to think about this as she finally finished transforming midair, into what looked like a REALLY big needle. It just now dawned on him that maybe the nurse outfit was a bit more than cosplay, but he didn't have time to think about that. With one swift motion with his left hand he plucked the massive shot out of the air by the pump on the bottom, stopping it just before it hit the ground. The first thing he noticed was that his hands weren't burning, and she didn't weigh a metric ton, which meant they were indeed soul compatible. He still had a fairly enthusiastic smile as he turned the massive needle in his hands, inspecting her weapon form as closely as he could. Looked like her needle was actually a quadrangular tapered blade, looked like she wasn't just a needle, she was some sort of rapier or fencing sword. "So, do you like it?" Ana said after he'd examined her for a bit.
"Can't say I've ever fenced before, but I'll manage. I just gotta practice...let's see." He gave a few quick thrusts with the needle as he attempted to emulate how he'd seen fencing done, he had a feeling he was doing it wrong, and so sat the needle on the ground for a moment and quickly scribbled down a few more things on his notepad, which could barely be read as: Every day, 2,000 practice parries, 4,000 practice lunges, read up on how to actually fence. He held the needle back up once again and brought the liquid container parallel to his face before asking: "So, what exactly is this part for?"
Lemuria
Lemuria was already in motion to remove her eye-patch when she heard the newcomer voice her opinion, even going so far as to call her "cyclops". Pretending to act dejected, she crouched to the ground and started tracing a circle on the ground where Mary HADN'T vomited, before saying: "Jeez, I just wanted to take off my pirate cosplay...Don't get so worked up about it! There's nothing gross underneath this eye-patch because..." She completed the motion from before and removed the patch entirely, revealing...another one underneath. "I have two. Trust me, you'd be surprised how easy it is to lose something strapped to your face with only one eye. I'm Lumeria, that over there's Eddie, and this is Mary."
Remembering what happened earlier, she decided that taking the initiative might save the janitors any more trouble, considering her weapon hadn't turned into its human form. Stepping forward a bit, she leaned over to whisper into the new girl's ear: "Mary has some beef with dudes, dunno what it is, but she thinks they're all out to get her."
BUT WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT?
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