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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Crossark said
Irish, have you ever played Finding Teddy?


Have you ever given Teddy an Operation?
Lucius Cypher said
I HAVE ANSWERED YOUR PRAYERS! NOW PROVIDE ME WITH A SUITABLE SACRIFICE IF YOU WISH FOR YOUR ORIFICES NOT TO BE GRACED BY MY NOODLY APPENDAGE!


What if I offered you...
Fabricant451 said
Naoto has the largest breasts out of the main girls in Persona 4.Naoto got her own book thing about her after the events of Persona 4.Naoto is the bustiest of the P4 girls.


How does she DO IT?
Shit, thought the two suits were still there. I'll get around to editing it later.
Locke sauntered his way through the halls of the school, flipping through the pages of his "file" as he went, it didn't seem to contain anything beyond what he'd read before, and a class schedule...well at least he wouldn't have to worry about making up work with a broken wrist. Sighing a bit as he walked, he thought of how to get home, sure this all seemed kinda colorful and surreal, but that didn't change the fact that he had responsibilities. Tommy wasn't old enough to take care of himself, and both his parents worked, gramps had the antique shop, and he was suppressed to be in a hospital bed with a bum wrist and leg. He eventually found (after much pointless wandering and accidentally walking into the girl's bathroom twice) the first class written on the list; 3-A. Walking in, he took note that he must have been early, or drastically late as everybody was doing their own thing with no authority figure in sight.

"Alright, act natural, you're a half-vampire dude who's stuck in a japanese motion cartoon...HOW THE HELL DO YOU ACT NATURAL LIKE THAT? WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE RAINBOW HAIR?" he thought as he hesitantly stepped in, he didn't know where he would sit, so he figured asking would be the best way. He saw in the corner two girls who were chatting about something, they at least seemed a bit more normal than the rest, at first glance. Strolling over to them, he was about to ask them if they knew where he could sit until he noticed the sandy blonde one had...ears. Not just regular ears, but what kinda looked like white animal ears jutting out of her hair. "Maybe that's just how her hair is, I saw a guy with rhino hai-nopenopenopenopenope those are real, those ears. ARE. REAL." Cold sweat mode initiate. "Why the hell is everybody here so weird? Chicks with boobs bigger than their heads, guys with less muscle mass than a twinkie, and now people with animal ears. Then again, I'm a goddamn half vampire...the hell's normal about me?" Finally working up the courage instead of awkwardly standing there staring at the ears, he finally cleared his throat and said: "'Scuze me ladies, but uh, are there any free seats open? First day here." he hadn't noticed until now that his voice was now much more...not exactly feminine, but much less deep compared to his usual voice. Not like it mattered, he just really wanted his octaves back.
Clayton

Clayton felt a little bit confused when Ana brought up that she didn't know where to get more of the poison, and that it didn't regenerate over time. Thinking for a moment that maybe he could make some more, he realized that would probably do far more bad than good; chemistry was never his strong suit. "Huh...maybe one of the teachers could analyze it and give us a general idea of how to get more made. I think I remember some...scientist working here. Heard he was crazy, but hey, not like anybody else is coming to mind."

Clayton clammed up a noticeable bit when she asked about why he became a meister, and he looked at his feet, and past them the ground as if they would answer for him. He didn't really want to give her his entire life story at the moment, even if they were going to be partners, there were just some things best left unsaid for the moment. Looking back up to look her in the eyes, he smiled slightly before saying: "Nothing important, I just want to prove to myself that I can become stronger, and I figured this would be the best place to do it. Anywho, let's go make some small talk." He quickly scanned around the area to look for anybody interesting; there was a small gathering across the way with what could be counted as 4 pairs, one pair looked older than the rest and one of the outliers, a really, REALLY tall guy in black moved away from the group and into the shade. Looking a bit closer, he saw a green haired guy that was lugging around a freaking huge cannon with some kind of blade on the end, like a bayonette. "So, anybody here seem worth talking to Ana?"

Lemuria

Lemuria smiled at seeing that the man was at least honest, sure he was half witch, but it wasn't like she could say anything against that. As far as she was concerned, he was just a guy with a very snazzy looking hat, and that hat made all the difference. As the man left, she called after him, only saying: "Hope you find what you're looking for here!" before turning back to the group, a slight smile on her face as she wondered where the man got that cool hat. It took her a couple seconds to remember what she'd been talking about before, and soon she heard Edelweiss rouse a complaint of the heat as she'd done before. "So, anybody else up for going inside? I'd rather head in before I have a partner who resembles bacon."
Avalant said




You win this round, Canadian, but I WILL return with my gif bag (also Imma do a Locke post later tonight...and I am so tempted to change his name it isn't even funny.)
Avalant said
I think we're done here.


Avalant said




WOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Avalant said
Unless they're Steroids! In which case, use lots of drugs! (SWE Sword Art Online Abridged anyone?)


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