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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Lucius Cypher said
It's a Raving Retribution Line. After a certain update, he no longer says them, unfortunately.


HOW DARE THEY SILENCE THE LORD OF THE MEAT!
SailorMoon said
LOL! I should have made them tentacles.



Delicious delicious tentacles...Mmmmm. Octopus.

Damn. When the hell does he say that line? I genuinely wanna know because now I have to play through Borderlands 2 just to hear it.
Freeshooter92 said
I HAVE A HUGE HAND!!!


Why aren't my fingers in someone's eyesockets right now? ...Why aren't my fingers in someone's eyesockets right now?..............Why aren't my fingers in someone's eyesockets right now?...WHY AREN'T MY FINGERS IN SOMEONE'S EYESOCKETS RIGHT NOW?
SailorMoon said
Poor Ela got electrocuted.


Poor Ayame got assaulted by dark tendrils.
"Sorry tin can, but Skatháris don't go down that easy." Ela didn't know why she felt so confident, it was almost as if she knew deep down that she could beat this guy. But it wouldn't be easy. He was a somewhat daunting figure, he might not have been very tall,above average height at best, but that armor did a lot to add to the intimidation factor. She felt a chill run down her spine when she finally got a good look at his sword, the thing looked like it was visibly consuming and distorting the light around it, like some sort of twisted mirage. Whatever that sword could do, she didn't want to find out. As the armored man made his first lunge at her, she quickly dropped down as low as she could to avoid it, bending her back to the side to narrowly avoid the swing. Not letting the momentum of to waste, she carried through with an uppercut to the chin of the armor. A solid metallic clang rang out from the strike, but other than that she didn't leave any visible damage.

Before she could launch another strike, she saw him ready his sword once again, but oddly reacted in a way that was likely unexpected. She jumped. The wind seemed to lift her off the ground with ease, and she rose far above the sword's path and landed on top of it as he halted the swing. Quickly using this to her advantage, she kicked off of the man's helmet as hard as she could, (while doing a sweet backflip) and made contact with the ceiling, before kicking off of that too. Hurtling down towards the figure, she took what chance she could and reached out her hand as she flew by him, attempting to snatch Curgau away from him. Unfortunately, she couldn't quite reach out to Curgau, and instead mistakenly grabbed the man's fairy and landed several yards behind him. The fairy let out a jolt of electricity, causing Ela to release it while letting out a small scream from the pain. As it fluttered back to its master's side, she cried out: "Just what the hell did you to that poor fairy!?
KillamriX88 said
Lolis and now diddling... Nah that sounds totally fine and not even a little awkward at all.


Could be worse. Enyo could be kidnapped given a wonderful conversation by Lance.
So..should we try and recruit more peeps for dis or what?
SailorMoon said
Merp.


Gurp.
Ryonara said
THERE IS NO MEANING BEHIND THIS POINTLESS CONFLICT!Who say you're a god of mercy, but what are you saving anyone from!? This?This!?You're no god. You can't even save your followers. They're being taken away, one by one, all your friends and allies are gone, one after another. You'll be alone, with no one but me. And soon even I will leave.




Well, I ain't going anywhere. Except to bed, but that's in a few hours. So he won't lose ALL his followers if I'm still around.
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