Lucius Cypher said
Shhhh....Don't fight it... Just feel the embrace of my tongue lathering your vision with my salivation.
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No.
IMMA SHIMMY MY WAY ON OUTTA THIS CRAZY TRAIN!
CAN'T CATCH WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!
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STATUS: @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins. 3 yrs ago
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@SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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No.
IMMA SHIMMY MY WAY ON OUTTA THIS CRAZY TRAIN!
CAN'T CATCH WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE!
Lucius Cypher said
What.Surely you're not suggesting that you do not want me to eat your eyeball! What madness!
SOMEONE PLEASE, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO SEE, I NEED AN ADULT!
Lucius Cypher said
DOES YOU BLOOD NOT FLOW WITH THE VENOM OF WHISKEY? DO YOU DESIRE THAT I REPOPULATE YOUR GENEPOOL WITH MY SPAWNS? THAN YOU WILL FEED ME WITH BEER MADE OF YOUR BLOOD, AND YOU WILL DO SO NOW, OR SO HELP ME YOU WILL BE LIKE THE PUMPKIN!(That's Frande by the way, your schools main doctor/grimm scientist)
...I had a feeling it was Fran...
First she makes Kamen Riders, then she's working at Beacon...She gets around.
But fine, I'll feed you the damn potato...now...
SAY AH~
I got a bad feeling Nef's gonna be pissed, so maybe we should stop.
That or before we scare people off even more...
Lucius Cypher said
No.I want you to feed it to me as I lounge on the roots of your succulent thighs, as I spread my gene seeds into your fertile soil. You will squeeze the juices into my main orifice, and you will cleanse my body should you mistakenly spill the nectar onto me.
B-But thats not how you make beer at all!
Demous said
WHAT. THE. HELL. Did i just walk in on...
I don't rightly know myself but...
Lucius Cypher said
I want you to bare fruit in a woman's abdomen and use it to make me a new brand of beer. Like your son, who've I made when I cut off one of your branches and stabbed it into a woman.
...Huh, so that's how Jebediah Han Solo Tree was born...WAIT WHEN DID YOU- ah screw it, I don't wanna know.
Also, Potatoes are not fruits, and I already grew some out of a woman's abdomen. She got up and beat the crap out of me, but HERE. CLENCH THE TATER BETWEEN THINE BUTTOX, AND YOU SHALL HAVE THINE BREW!
Lucius Cypher said
DO YOU DARE DISCARD ME IRISH? DO YOU WANT ME TO BASTE YOUR COLON WITH FEAR? LIKE A TURKEY?Yes... Yes I dare to do that Irish, believe me.
...K ;~;
...So, what brand do you drink? Don't wanna get you the wrong kind and then get disembowled with a spoon made out of my fingers.
Lucius Cypher said
Good. Now be a sport and get daddy another beer.
...But...you told me not to move...
ARE THESE FROGS MOTION BOMBS? WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER? WHO AM I? WHY DO I HAVE THIS JAR OF DIRT?
Also my sap is whiskey, not beer, so I can't really help ya there.
Lucius Cypher said
Fret not my Irish, for I have generous donations from my followers to spread the word of God. All over your back. Now you're going to stay there, or you'll end up like the last person who tried to ignore me.Savvy?
Ew, but frogs are gross. Since I know how you USUALLY deal with insubordination, I think I'll just uh...Sit here. And pretend that I'm a statue.
Lucius Cypher said
YOUR GUNNA STAY RIGHT THERE, OR I WILL LAY EGGS IN YOUR BACK!
B-But he's gonna touch me with the Slimy Dick. I don't want him to stick his pee-pee where I poo-poo.
Tarkus sat at attention, when Arrun's speech finally hit it's Apex his back was straighter than a 2x4, his arm encased in Zoll clutched his right knee, he was lost in thought about Arrun's words as the speech concluded, thinking about all that he'd done in his training at Signal."He's right...There's no sense in a door open if nobody's going to walk through it, no point in a bridge being built with none to walk it. But...With Cadeyrn at the very least...I've already taken the first step." He thought silently as he grasped the handle of Cadeyrn with Zoll, oddly Cadeyrn felt lighter than ever, he wasn't sure if he'd just done enough conditioning with his arms, or if Zoll was bolstering his strength, but it didn't matter.
His mind snapped back from philosophical land when Morella elbowed him, she asked about what they should do until the time came, and Tarkus slowly rose from his seat. He turned to her with the most stony face imagineable, the look on his face would have been enough to convince someone that he'd seen men sliced in two, the kind of look a veteran soldier with a missing leg gives their family after returning from war. He turned his head to the ground, and he clenched his fist before saying:
"Cindy...Isn't it obvious? We should..." He paused for a moment, now looking straight up into the ceiling, before finishing with: "We should...GO GET SOME FREE FOOD!" His expression turned a complete 180, his eyes now alight and a grin beaming across his face. He must have looked like he was ready to bolt out of there, but he still looked eagerly at Morella for her decision. That and he thought about food.
His mind snapped back from philosophical land when Morella elbowed him, she asked about what they should do until the time came, and Tarkus slowly rose from his seat. He turned to her with the most stony face imagineable, the look on his face would have been enough to convince someone that he'd seen men sliced in two, the kind of look a veteran soldier with a missing leg gives their family after returning from war. He turned his head to the ground, and he clenched his fist before saying:
"Cindy...Isn't it obvious? We should..." He paused for a moment, now looking straight up into the ceiling, before finishing with: "We should...GO GET SOME FREE FOOD!" His expression turned a complete 180, his eyes now alight and a grin beaming across his face. He must have looked like he was ready to bolt out of there, but he still looked eagerly at Morella for her decision. That and he thought about food.
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