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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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Sableyezer said
...I need an adult...



I am an adult.
Sableyezer said
Why?...



I will not rest until he accidentally throws one of his spears into someone's pooper!
akje said
Cruel.You know, there's a lot more nasty sam can get his hands on than laxatives.How about a cookie that contains a potion that causes extreme short term memory loss. Along with a poition that simply makes the cookie extremely adictive!"Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, Oh hey! a cookie! *munch*, etc."
oh and okay...

filled with laxatives

The shittening begins...
evemaid said
+ It's a lot better if everyone gets to pick their rival's from the Character sheets which others made, so that Crimson's predictions won't come true. Or then, we could all tell our preferences and then the others could make the rival-characters. I dunno I dunno, just throwing ideas here.

So...

Who wants a spear up the bum~?
Hillbilly12 said
Only lazy drunkards would say that. Next you'll tell me that monocles aren't amazing. The very fact that you try and pass off a beer hat as some amazing piece of fashion merely intensifies your obvious inability to realize the greatness of top hats.



Monocles are dumb. Also the beer hat at least has a function, all a top hat does is be stupid and impractical for everyday wear.
Unless it's Zeppeli's Top hat.

Zeppeli is the only man I can accept to wear a top hat yet still be awesome.
Hillbilly12 said
Nah you just need to get a bit more classy. Also it might help if your wearing a Top Hat.



Top hats are for sycophants, and people who think dis-functional head wear is acceptable. A hat is a hat, whether you can fit a dead body in it or not. Besides, we all know the best hat ever made is the beer hat. Can a top hat get you drunk while still remaining perfectly on your head? Didn't think so.
Hillbilly12 said
Just punch them while sipping Tea. Anime has taught me that highschool british girls can sip tea while riding in a Tank. Surely you can knock someone out and not spill a single drop.


But to do that, we'd need to....

TRAIN!
(Also this is totally how Ela and her grandpa should train. Imma make it canon.)
SailorMoon said
*sips tea*



Tea is mad butts yo.
Hillbilly12 said
I'm pretty sure its between the subject and his/her significant other or themselves if their up for it.



Ahhhhh, you got me there!
I'm just going to punch 'em. With my fists. My fists of Treepunchitude.
Kangutso said
*Takes a peek*


*throws the bodies into the closet*

YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED!
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