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3 yrs ago
Current @SaltSight Game was Astlibra: Revision. Found it on sale bundled with another game I've been wanting so I gave it a shot and got like, straight indie JRPG of the early 2000s injected into my veins.
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3 yrs ago
Hate that strange ennui that hits after 100%'ing a really, really good game. Good time was had, but man am I glad it can't mess my sleep schedule up anymore.
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4 yrs ago
Rich people blood sports is how the Oscar's should always have gone. As a hot blooded american man I cant sleep at night without witnessing violence of some kind.
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5 yrs ago
So true. Anyways, play Lancer!
5 yrs ago
Final Fantasy: Stranger in Paradise is the funniest shit I've ever seen while also not being a bad game. Just crack open some cold ones with the boys, blare Limp Bizket, and Kill Chaos.

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O hai dere Link.

Ploppin' down this interest here.

WHY ARE ALL MY RPs DYING BECAUSE OF COMPUTER BULLSHIT?
Redrose640 said
Everyone else left cause of all the excitement and activity here.



Dafuq you talkin' bout?
KillamriX88 said
If we want this to continue we need to press forth to the damn test. DxSorry, somehow being out of college has given me LESS free time. Dammit life, you and your... needs for "responsibility" and "work."And "sleep."*cry*Anyone even still here?



I'm here. And also impatient.
Freeshooter92 said
wat.


Keia Vewyx said
What magical conversations this OOC has.


Freeshooter92 said
That doesn't explain who the titties he's currently living in belong to.


That'd be Gwynevere, the daughter of Gwyn, and the princess of Sunlight. She's actually that big in the game, so those ta-tas are just like, damn bro, "Amazing Chest Ahead".
And then I shot her in the right tit for being an illusion made by her trannie little brother.
Lucius Cypher said
Pretty much he's a guy from the Video Game called Dark Souls. It's really hard. Solaire is a nice guy who can help you out on some boss fights and a pretty chill Dood. He also says a lot of memes spawned from him, like Praise the Sun and what not. If its a meme from Dark Souls, chances are its from him. Dark Souls 2 came out not too long ago and there are still hints from him, so everyone is bringing him back.


That shield I linked is actually in the game. Which is fucking awesome. You can also get his sword, I believe, as well as Sunlight Spear.
Freeshooter92 said
AHHH FUCK NOBODY WILL TELL ME WHAT THE HELL ALL THIS PRAISE THE SUN EVEN MEANS.It's pretty frustrating man.

Well, I'll leave a basic explanation for when you return with your beverage that disgraces the name of beer:
Solaire, Knight of the Sun and adherent to the Lord of Sunlight, Gwyn, has a fascination, nay, an infatuation with the sun. He views it as a grossly incandescent body
that should be respected, and as such, believes that if he has strong faith in delivering to others the same sense of warmth and comfort that the sun gives to him, that maybe, someday, he could became as incandescent as the sun itself. As such, the term "Praise the Sun" was placed in the game due to the sun being a major focus, as well as fire. You can leave the message "Praise the Sun!" anywhere in Dark Souls, and you can even learn a gesture that lets your character perform the "Rising Sun" yoga pose.

In Dark Souls 2, the faith in the sun has dwindled, but there are still some who believe in the warmth that shines above...and...

That they're champion, watches over them, having already become one with the light he so adored.

Basically, Solaire is like the Emprah of Dark Souls. Only less world-ending-powerful and more of a benevolent soul that has your back all the way, to the point where he's the only person who selflessly aids your journey. And I do mean, the ONLY one.
Freeshooter92 said
So, uhh...Why is a knight (I think) rising out of that woman's cleavage?



...Do you even Praise, Free?
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