The Mad Hatter

Naruto: S.E.T.U

Good, let's keep it up.

Anyway, here is my all-time hate about the original:
Flying, fucking ninjas!
OK, I understand that Naruto, as well as many other shonen borrow heavily from DBZ. And I know that in DBZ they can fly around and it's really cool... I get that.
But in Naruto they've built a world that is fundamentally different, the act of flying isn't cool in Naruto. It just feels out of place and weird. Not to mention, just like in lotr, how many problems would not have been solved differently if this had been revealed earlier.

By the way guys, people can fly, no need for that bridge mister, we'll just fly over there...

@Halvtand

Yeah. I facepalmed when they did that. It was awful.

But it may be like Substitution and/or Body Flicker; even if they knew how to do it, they just never do in situations where it would make sense.
Supposedly, every effing ninja in the world knows how to make a Substitution, yet we've seen it used, like, five times. There have been so many moments where it would just make so much sense for them to do it.

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Itachis death cause of what he did...

@1Charak2

I can somewhat agree to this. He went from badass villan to sappy hero in less time that it takes for me to drop a turt.

But since I am a lazy person, I only watch the animé (and because I watch it with my brother and it would ruin it if I read ahead in teh manga). The worst thing to happen there are the *beeping* filler hells! My GOD I hate fillers...

Wanna give my character some tough love

Things that go bump in the night

Wanna give my character some tough love

I have a character of mine that I want to give some love.
Some tough love, I guess.

I don't really do 1x1s. I've done it before, but that was … a while ago.

I want a dedicated player who wont just suddenly leave me hanging and who can accept a few days of lull and/or wait every now and then. Since I want something that is mainly character-centric, I need someone who has an attention to detail.
I am a High Casual to Low Advanced player and I would (obviously) like to play with someone of approximately my own level.
My partner needs to be comfortable with adult, sexual situations and BDSM and should be able to play the dominant part of such a relationship.

On my end, I have a fifty-something years old half-human, half-elf, pansexual, masochist, Prince by the name of Elias Nihmgor. He lost his right to the throne due to his muddy blood to his younger sister, though he holds no ill will towards her for her. In fact, he is very close to her and she is the only one of his own people who does not seem to mind his heritage.
He also has a wife; the result of an arranged marriage that the Council set up in order to further their alliance with the nymphs.

I have a rough outline of how the world should be, but it is mostly negotiable.

If I've caught your interest, go ahead and throw me a PM.

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@The Mad Hatter .... Zayn Malik left One Direction 2 weeks ago. Your statement is invalid. And really that one is so old ive become immune.

@Shadowcatcher

I know it's a terrible and old joke, but I just couldn't help myself. I actually quite like One Direction. I'm not a fan, but I don't change the radio station when one of their songs come on. I might even sign along a bit.
It sucks that one of them left, but that's just how shit is...

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
14 but you never saw that ... you might of thought it perhaps but u never knew... *immaturity sky rockets*

@1Charak2

... See, @Halvtand, I told you he was a kid. Honestly, I guessed twelve xD

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@Halvtand
You love my terrible humor.

But it's true. That's a pretty good example.

Kinda like my dad just going "Yeah, what's your point?" When I called him a "Motherfucker". I didn't talk to him for a week.

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You'll get along fine with the hat then... http://satwcomic.com/monkey-man

@Halvtand

Sad thing about that little joke is that it was actually a danish politician, on international TV that called a black dude a monkey. She actually went "Er det en abe?(Is that a monkey?)" and pointed to a black dude. I swear, the entire country facepalmed at once.
There are other cases of racism, such as the fact that our Prime Minister tends to speak english whenever she adressess someone of a different color, even though they speak perfect danish...
Mostly, our racism is actually just us being idiots. In my case, I'll say really racist shit and not even realize that some people might find it offensive.
Like, I went to school with a dude from Pakistan. I called him all sorts of terrible things (mostly "Perker" which is more or less the danish version of calling someone "Nigga") and he was cool about it and called me all sorts of shit back, 'cause I dressed weird when I was a teenager. Then, we were out for pizza one day and the dude that owned the restaurant was .. of color... as well. I called my friend "Perker" and the owner just totally spassed at me. I was banned from the restaurant. I'm still not allowed there. And it was ... seven years ago.

So... The racism isn't intentional... The other shit usually is, though. With the gay jokes, rude remarks and completely inappropriate shit like joking about pedos. There is no joke too dark for danish humor. I know a guy who constatly jokes about killing people. Sometimes, we're actually not sure if he's joking or not, so we just assume (and pray to God) that he is. He'll say stuff like

WARNING! Sexual content and Gore (not really...)

"You know what'd be really hot? If when you're doing a chick from behind, you just grab her hair, pull her head back and slice her throat."

We'll stare at him for a few moments until he eventually goes. "I'm kidding" in the most bland tone ever.
And that's some of the least weird shit he says.

I'm ranting again...

ALSO! I can't bellieve I forgot about MARVEL!!! I am a HUGE Marvel fan. Especailly the old X-Men Comics!

Hey, @Shadowcatcher. How do five gay guys walk? In ONE DIRECTION! BWAHAHAHA

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PEOPLE!!! There is a serious lack of stuff going on, both IC and OOC. As my old pal Hal once wrote to me; The key to an active IC is an active OOC. As such, I will ask a few questions that I expect you all to aswer as hilariously as you possibly can!

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?

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I will start by answering these myself, 'cause I suck like that.

1. Since this is obviously tricky business; what sex/gender are you?
Anatomically, I am female. Pretty much so. I have the power of BOOBS.
However, I grew up with two brothers and male friends, so I kinda act like a dude. Also, I will regularly claim that I have giant imaginary balls IRL.

2. Since some of us tends to be rather inappropriate; how old are you?
I'm 22. Sometimes, I feel like I'm still some awkward fifteen years old chubby ginger chick with braces and sometimes I feel like I'm going on ninety, with my aching joints and rants about "when I was young".

3. Since culture really does make one hell of a difference; where are you from?
I am from the great nation of Denmark. It's the little gnome on top of Germany. We have one of the best welfare systems in the world and also the second highest taxes. And a shitload of immigrants.
Danes are known to be inappropriate, open-minded, dumb as sticks and totally promiscuous. I can agree to most of it. I'm not totally promiscuous, though. I just used to be in my wild teenage years. I'm not really dumb, either.

4. Since some people like to do some really weird sh--stuff; what do you do?
As little as possible "BA DUM CHE". I don't really do anything. I'm currently on maternity leave (hell yeah for eight months paid maternity leave in Denmark) and once I'm done with that I'm going back to school. I've already got some schooling, but I'm still looking for my dream job.
My hobbies include, but are probably not limited to; drawing, paining, writing, roleplaying, sewing, cooking, watching all sorts of movies and shows, playing video games, establishing my own home-zoo of pets and, obviously, nerding out in general.

5. Since we are all nerds here; what are your fandoms?
My main fandoms are Naruto and Kingdom Hearts. Those two are the only ones I'm nerdy enough to write FanFiction about, anyways. I'm a huge Avatar (The Last Airbender/Legend of Aang/Korra), too.
I used to write D.Gray-Man fanfiction and even did a roleplays with it... Same with SAO. And other stuff...

Also, I am slowly constructing a post to introduce my guy to you, but he wont come in contact with the team yet.

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Yeah, real life with boring stuff goes first. Made up world where even 12-year olds can transform into sexy women comes second.

...Wait, what?

@Halvtand

Twelve years old boys. Don't forget that little fact.

It's the difference between pedophilia and catholic priest.

☆☆Alfheim Online RP Idea☆☆

I might make a character for this... I haven't quite decided yet.

Also, @Unlucky0013 your avatar is Your from Shugo Chara, in case you want a better image. You could use Ikuto instead. He has the same features, but is more humanoid