The Mad Hatter

Random fact of the day.

The odds for winning the Mega Millions jackpot are 1:259,000,000. You are less likely to actually win the jackpot than:

• Getting killed in a car accident (1:90)
• Hitting a deer while driving in Hawaii (1:6,267)
• Drowning (1:9,000)
• Having conjoined twins (1:200,000)
• Getting killed by a meteor (1:1,600,000)
• Dying by getting struck by lightning (1:3,000,000)
• Being attacked by a shark (1:6,100,000)
• Being killed using a right-handed product, if you're left-handed (1:7,000,000)
• Becoming president of the United States (1:10,000,000)
• Dying in a plane crash (1:11,000,000)
• Winning the Mega Millions second prize (1:18,500,000)
• Being crushed and killed by a vending machine (1:112,000,000)
• Hitting a hole-in-one on two consecutive, par-3 holes (1:156,000,000)

My neighbor keeps bugging me with her political ideals

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"Free" healthcare and education

@mdk

Exactly. It's called "Free Healthcare" and "Free Education", though, it's not a silly mistake of mine. Or roughly translated from Danish to English, the correct term for it would be "Governmental funding" - which mean "You pay us half your money because you MAY need to use some of our services".
The most infamous of our "free" services is actually our TV channel called DR (Danske Radio (Danish Radio)). We need to pay for the opportunity to use it; so if you own a TV, radio, computer, smartphone, tablet, or anything of the like, you have to pay, even if you don't actually have the channel/use their apps/listen to their radio programs/give a shit. It's called Licens it's only about 300$ a year, but still.

My neighbor keeps bugging me with her political ideals

As a Dane, I think everyone who complains about taxes should get shot in the ass. I gave half my paycheck away in taxes.
Mostly to pay for free healthcare and education, but everyone complains about the 2% of it that goes to helping other nations.

Random fact of the day.

Research show that 2 or 3 out of a thousand men are actually able to *ahem* pleasure themselves orally.

Apocalyptic Mythology (Reposted).

I already gave my interest - and offered to help admin - in the Casual IntChk... It still stands.

Oh, how I would have loved to be part of something like this, but sadly, I don't have the time to post as often as a Casual roleplay tends to demand.

I'm a huge fan of mythology, though. Especially the Norse, being a Dane myself ;) My daughter is actually called Freja after the Norse Goddess of Love/Fertility/Beauty/and-so-on and plan on naming my future children after Norse Gods/Goddesses, also. I'm thinking Thor and/or Balder for a boy and Idun and/or Sif for a girl (though I wouldn't have a Thor and a Sif both, since they'd get teased 'bout being a couple). I plan on having four kids and if I have it my way (which I probably won't) it'll be two girls and two boys and in that case they will be called Freja, Thor, Idun and Balder :D But that's just me rambling.

If you can live with a post a week (two, if I'm "lucky"), I will try my best to be a part of this, though.
In that case, I'd probably play a lesser God/Goddess, like Nyx of the Greek Mythology, or some actually quite famous deity that just has a bit of a messy history like... Tyr of the Norse Mythology, perhaps.

@The Mad Hatter

@Aphrodite Awesome. I'd be far more comfortable with an Advanced setting than a Casual one.
Also, I wouldn't mind taking on the "challenge" of being a Co-GM (or Co-admin, whatever you wanna call it) and in regards of maintaining the roleplay, reviewing character sheets and such, I would probably have about an hour a day for such and then write my posts on weekends -because I am unable to write it in pieces; it needs to be done in one sitting.
I have GM'ed quite a bit in my 10+ years of roleplaying, so I know how :)

For fleshing out the whole deal... I'm not usually on at this time. It's actually nearly 4 AM here and I'm tired as sh*t. So I don't know how much dialogue will be possible and it might take a while for us to work everything out if we're in different time zones.

@The Mad Hatter

Horrible pick-up lines

If I had a dollar for every time I got shot down, I'd give them all to you for just one kiss.

Pet the thing to your right and report how it went.

...

I knocked over my tea cup.

...

But it seemed to enjoy the caress immensely.

WOW IM SKUNK AS A DRUNK RIGHT NOW

... So you smell as bad as someone just getting home from a week-long bender, or..?

Random fact of the day.

Is there anyway you know how to convince my parents to let me get one? XD

@Joegreenbeen

I don't know. I moved out of the 'rents', like, eight years ago, so I just went out and bought one. Then another. Then another. Then three more and now I have a shitload of them 'cause of biology. It's a miracle that any of the babies actually survived long enough to grow up, 'cause axolotls don't give a shit if it's their own young, a tasty worm, gravel or actually their feed that they gobble up - they eat everything.

Illegal Ring of Kinder Eggs Imported into US

We have that shit all over the place in Denmark. You can even buy them at gas stations and everything. Every Easter, we throw them around like snowballs and eat so many of them that we get sick. Actually, pretty much every holiday in Denmark is about eating till you're sick and then drinking till you puke it back up.
Anyways...
So when my American friend came to visit, he bought like a billion of them and took them back to America.