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STATUS: After 4 years of doing other types of Rping, I think I'm returning home 1 yr ago
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1 yr ago
Current After 4 years of doing other types of Rping, I think I'm returning home
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5 yrs ago
I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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6 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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6 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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6 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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Bio

Life has been a bitch for a while. but I think I'm good to come back now

Most Recent Posts

In Random fact of the day. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
You can make a bee go to sleep by putting it in a freezer. It'll sleep to keep its vitals stable. Then you can put it in your mouth to warm it back up.


How to make a ninja bee:
  • Catch a bee.
  • Put it in the freezer.
  • Wait a bit.
  • Get a non-toxic, black marker.
  • Take the bee out of the freezer.
  • Color the yellow parts black with the marker.
  • Release bee.

Now you have you very own, ninja bee flying around, cleverly disguised for sneaky attacks.
In Cool latin names for animals → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I don't know any, but most of them sound like they could be spells in the next Harry Potter book or mean "Please pass me the sugar" in some fantasy, Tolkien-esque universe language.

Found this by spamming the Random Article link, tho':
Utterbackia Imbecilis
In Random fact of the day. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
For a woman, the moment building up to an orgasm feels like they really have to pee and because of that feeling, lots of women stop themselves from having orgasms.
In Random fact of the day. → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Bonus for guys: you are more likely to win the Mega Millions jackpot than having conjoined twins!


...
I see what you did there.
Well played
In Horrible pick-up lines → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
"I may not be "Mr. Right", but I'll fuck you till he comes along."
In Horrible pick-up lines → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hey, girl, is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I've been searching for
In My neighbor keeps bugging me with her political ideals → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@The Nexerus@Vilageidiotx
Mind if I show this "argument" to my History/Social Science teacher? He'd have a ball with it.
In Oddly sentimental venting session [Trigger warning for deepness and major feels] → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
@Kingfisher
So... A couple of days have gone by now, the dust should have settled and reality should have kicked (back) in; how are you feeling?
In Sum up your week in roleplaying in just 3 words → 11 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
This is it
In My neighbor keeps bugging me with her political ideals → 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The election just wrapped up in the Great White North, so I'm sure the neighbourly political rivalries will be winding down soon up here.

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They're disingenuous terms. The implication is that the costing has been removed, when in fact it's just been moved. Nothing is free.


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