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3 yrs ago
Current I cannot - for the life of me - manage to manually turn off my PS4 by pressing the button. My damn cat, however, manages to hit it every single she even bypasses the console.
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4 yrs ago
My kids found an old Barbie TV from when I was a kid - you know, the kind that was huge and boxy with a tiny-ass screen - and my daughter said "No, mommy, TV's are flat." Another parenting fail.
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4 yrs ago
My kids don't understand what a (computer) mouse is or how to use it. They keep poking and swiping at my monitor. I have failed as a parent.
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4 yrs ago
When your kid gets super excioted and just up and læeave their friends to come give you a hug when you come to get them from daycare
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4 yrs ago
Shit happened
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So, it might be high time I do this. I've been considering it for a while, but I just couldn't really muster the need to do so. So here goes nothing...

The name's The Mad Hatter, though The Mad Hatress would be more befitting, considering my lack of a penis. You can call me Mad, Hatter, Hatress, AM, Love, Sister/Sis or Whatever. I'm a 28 years old woman with a bunch of different fancy pieces of paper stating how great I am, but I haven't really found that one thing (job) that makes me happy yet. But I like writing.

I've been Post-by-Post roleplaying since I was 12, so... that's a while. I've been writing stories since I could and I've always had a great interest in Fantasy and Sci-Fi; mostly High Fantasy with Elves and Dwarves (or other fantastical creatures) and Superhero/Superhuman stuff.
I've actually been roleplaying for as long as I can remember, starting with sticks as swords in the backyard with my brothers, evolving into Live Roleplaying in the town club, then going into Pen-and-Paper at the age of ten, with PnP overlapping with PbP for a few years.

I'm an Advanced level writer, but I can do Casual, if I'm intrigued enough at the concept/idea of an RP. I'm almost always looking for a new RP, so you're very welcome to shoot me a PM if you're looking for players for something I might like.

I'm from Denmark, making me a Dane, making me Danish. Danes are known for their "rude" nature, promiscuity (and generally pretty loose view on sex), open minds, horrible (and dark) sense of humor and, mostly currently, their racism. I can't say it's not true, but I'm not a racist; at least not really. I joke.

I have a small daughter (Freja) from October 2014 and a 4 months premature son (Balder) from December 2016. I also have a wonderful husband who fully supports my roleplaying "career".
I have a tabby cat named Salli, a canarie named Robin and an aquarium full of guppies that reproduce at too rapid a rate for me to come up with names for all of them.

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So... Turns out that my computer ate my CS or I accidentally forgot to save it, so I'll have to re-do that whole thing. Luckily I remember most of it and should have it up either tomorrow or the day after, depending on ... stuff. I will get (back) to work as soon as the kids are tucked in.
@RumikoOhara Thank you :D I will submit my CS later today
I followed a link here, stating that you need new players, but it was sort of an old thread, so I thought it'd be nice to ask first.

Do you still need more players?

I just don't want to waste my time trying to get up to date on the story so far, if you don't want me.

You seem like a cool bunch from the skimming of the OOC I did

Eh, I'm up for it.

I'd like to get a random power, tho'. That seems like a really cool idea and I'm always up for a challenge.
@CollectorOfMyst Ah, you remind me of myself, when I was young and adventurous. All the questions.

Well then, first of all, I have a map. It was made with some brower-program that someone on the side linked and I figured, why the fuck heck not.


Secondly, yes, I do have the answers to all of those questions written down somewhere in the 123456789 folders and random ducoments I have on my computer; all of which are named stuff like "ff rp shit" (which, in my head, translates to "folklore fantasy roleplay shit"), "dlihll"/"cvxvc" (also known as "faceroll the keyboard") or "remember to load the dishwasher"/"buy a gift for mom".

I do have all the information and I will dig them out and copy/paste it into an OOC OP, but this was an Interest Check (something that, might I add, didn't even exist when I started RPing, 'cause I'm old) and my idea of how an interest check works is, well, this. It's like, "Hey I have an idea that I might want to make into an RP, does anyone else think it's any good?". I know not everyone thinks of it like that, but I do. Just wanted to rant that
Hey there, would love to join.


And you shall be most welcome to m(_,_)m that is a bowing man emoji type thing, in case you can't tell

And with that, this has officially gathered enough interest that I can bother to actually do some more work on the OOC!
Let me know about any ideas and stuff you have so I can steal them and claim them as my own so everyone will be happy!
Interested!


Welcome aboard, good person-I-am-not-supposed-to-assume-the-gender-of-because-PC roleplayer!
I would offer you my sword, but I don't have one. Would a pen do?


Your pen would be much appreciated. Consider yourself enrolled

"The pen is mightier than the sword."
Edward Bulwer-Lytton
This sounds really cool!! Sign me up!!!

(Also, if you need help translating something from Swedish shot me a pm!)


I love you You are officially signed up

I don't think I'll ahve any trouble translating from Swedish, though. I'm half Danish, half Norwegian and have family all over Scandinavia (and other places around the world but fuck them)
Fire.
So bright and all consuming, eating away at buildings, trees and the very ground with fury like none he had ever seen before. It seemed the entire world was bathed in the orange-red, ethereal glow that the flames shone with. Screams echoed silently among the cackling of everything being devoured to ashes, despite any life having long since been suffocated to nothing but a memory.

Slowly, the scene shifted, as if hours, maybe even days, passed by in mere seconds. The flames died down, starved away to embers as everything in sight had been burned away. The ground lay gray with ashes of all that once was. Even the stubs of trees were too charred to salvage and likely only stood because their roots ran so deep that the earth itself held them at a stand. The sky, once unrecognizable in shade due to the hue of fire, now stretched above like a mirror with the clouds painting it the same gray as the ground beneath.

He felt it, which struck him as odd, as the first droplets fell against his skin.

The sky wept silently. There was no platter of rain as the tears were swallowed by the blanket of ash that had once been a magnificent city. It mudded the ground, covering the earth in a thick, gray mass like clay.

Shock ran though him as his hand reached out and sank into the slime. His arm was white as snow and stood out brightly against the dullness below him, but the crimson lines that drew incarnate design along the limb like paint on a canvas seemed so out of place that it brought bile to his throat. Or, he felt like it would, by there was no physical reaction. This was no surprise to him. This was not his body, after all.





Greetings, salutations and much obliged for coming to my Interest Check! I am The one Mad as a Hatter and I will be your host this roleplay. I will do my best to make enjoyable for everyone. I might be a bit rusty; it's been a while.
My father always told me, “when in doubt, start with a joke”, so I did pretty much the exact opposite, like any good child should.

I wanted to create a sort of dark, low-fantasy story, but then decided against it and well full on Mad with fireball-slinging Mages, bow-wielding Elves and grumpy Dwarves. Then I decided against that because my husband said a brilliant thing for the first time in his life and I realized that what I wanted, was not fireball slinging Mages, bow-wielding Elves or grumpy Dwarves; no, what I wanted was something else, yet the same.

The creatures of the world have now been stolen from Scandinavian Folklore instead. (It was incredibly hard for me to find much proper documentation of the folklores in English, so I'll have to take the time to translate from the original languages and make some better descriptions at some point if this gains interest.) Dwarves and Elves are still there, but warped from the ones we I have come to know and love from fantasy works to the ones I knew from the fairy tales before I ever even knew what “fantasy” was. I am most excited about Huldra, Mylinger, Lygtemænd and Skiftlinger, which isn't on that Wikipedia page, but is basically the same as a Changeling since the myth of them that we know today to my knowledge came from a Norwegian folklore about skiftlinger written down by the Brothers Grimm.

Now, I still wanted those fireball-slinging Mages, but again, not quite in the way that we usually see in fantasy settings, so I decided to make magic a thing, but since anything to do with magic was considered the work of the Devil or something of the like, anyone showing signs of magical abilities would be put to death. Magic wielders are more in touch with nature – some more than others - than regular humans and their abilities span wide from being able to heal wounds, to talking to animals, to – yes – summoning huge balls of fire to toss at their foes. What they can do is only limited by their imagination, their energy and their connection to nature.
It is not to be mistaken for a witch, which is not an actual human, but more like a type of Elf/Troll/Fairy.

Now, this is the part that we actually play; Mages. In a world where showing our powers is a sure death sentence, we either practice in secret, flee for our lives or ignore what we can do. We have always dreamed. Maybe you have seen things at night, several days before time. Maybe you have seen the past, instead. Maybe your dreams was nothing more than nonsensical omens, like a riddle to answer. No matter what dreams you had before, these last few weeks have been different. The dreams are always alike; death and destruction; a promise of the fall of the world and always with those paper-pale hands with the red markings. What does this mean?
Others have have had the same dream, but are either too cowardly or too selfish to try and stop the world from burning, but we are the brave few who follow the draw in our guts. Where this draw leads us, will be an adventure.
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