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Fionn MacKerracher




"Fae magic stuff works out pretty well in my experience," Fionn replied with an entirely straight face. "Besides, Renar would get it checked out to make sure it's safe before actually trying to use it at all. He's careful like that."
Esben Mathiassen




Given everything the Kirins had been dealing with that very night, Esben had been proceeding silently along with the group. He simply didn't have the energy—let alone the desire—to contribute much until they ran into anything serious. The empty cell was noticed, recorded in memory, and he continued wordlessly along. Until they got to the crystal, he doubted that there was really anything more needed from him as it was.

His plan with the Grovemasters had worked out, insofar as Zacharias was on their side and the problematic ones were dealt with in some manner. They had the location of the crystal, they had some information on what they would face. The team expected ambushes almost as a matter of course anyways, so when Sahuagin clambered from their aquatic hideout to try and stop them...

"Selene, if you would?" Intelligence and tactics akin to those of a human lineage still did not necessarily mean much, certainly if they were to approach it as hunters and not warriors. He doubted they would have the bravery to face them down to the last—the fish-men would likely retreat to their waters once their 'prey' put up too great a fight, and would fail to even approach a surprise for the Kirins after that point.

As much as Esben would have preferred to draw back from the water's edge further, drag the Sahuagin up and away from their element and take away any possible sort of advantage they may have, risk the fewest of his team that he could, even he could admit that it was entirely unnecessary against such a pitiful foe. Assuming the old stories of them turning men into toads weren't true. "Stay—"

He grimaced at the loud thunderclap that came with Miina's spell, while Selene lent her haste to all of them. While the last healing they'd received from Cid seemed to have taken care of most of the problems he'd still been suffering after the hit to the head he'd taken out in the desert, it was only natural that he should still be shy around such a loud noise in so tight a space. "—Near them," he finished his order for the rest of the team. It wouldn't do for their front runners to get themselves cut off, after all.

True to his own recommendation, he surged forwards, leaping over still-convulsing bodies dropped by Miina's lightning to carve into another pair of the fish-men with his sword.
Fionn MacKerracher




If Tyaethe actually thought that being two hundred years older would make much of a difference, she was bound to be disappointed. Especially when Fionn was, at least in weight if not height, thrice her size. "Suit yourself," he replied with a shrug, moments before Fanilly actually announced their victory. "I'm still not going to let you get into any more trouble for now, at least."

Whether she would ponder just what he meant by that or choose to try and argue didn't matter, as, with her well-wrapped in his cloak, he quickly snatched her up and onto his shoulder like a sack of grain.

Vampiric super-strength couldn't do too much if she didn't have the ground to rely on, especially knowing she wouldn't really want to hurt him.

He scooped up her greatsword with the other hand, his borrowed blade from the Moonlit Queen's servant hanging loosely in the suspension for the dagger strapped to his belt. Not something to go running with, but fine enough for a walk. That did, however, fail to leave him with any hands free when he heard Renar calling out at him. Diminutive vampire in tow, he walked over to look at the Trapper's deserted armour, frowning.

"You have a sack, lad? Maybe tie that cloak into one, hook it onto my elbow with some of the larger bits inside. Shouldn't be too hard."
Esben Mathiassen




Many of those paladins that had been laid low by Eos's magic were given a reprieve that a number of their comrades in the front ranks were not, as Zacharias called out to detain rather than execute the lot. The attempted capture and execution of the Grovemaster was over almost before it had begun; looking over the faces of the kneeling and defeated warriors, Esben thought he could recognize a few from Isolde's betrayal, the pain of defeat stronger in their expressions knowing that they'd failed twice over to deal with the problem the Kirins presented them.

Better yet, Miina and Rudolf had managed to escape whatever altercation they'd found relatively unscathed, arriving soon enough that he didn't have to go out looking for them. "That's easier for us, at least," he mused to Cid and Zacharias as the pair walked up. "Hopefully they'll have some good news."

As had thus far been the case in Drana Asnaeu, his hopes and his reality were completely at odds with one another.

Valheimer interference. He'd expected it; as he'd said to Cid the day before, he figured Isolde to be in either knowing or unknowing league with the invaders. Her willingness to buy into single-minded zealotry was more than enough to come to that conclusion, whether it was an obfuscation or she truly was that stupid didn't matter. He'd still hoped that it was just at her level, even after everything he'd read to cast aspersions on Alambert as well before finding his way to Zacharias's grove.

Hoped that she was acting on her own to work with them, or that Valheim had gotten more creative, planted some of their people to act as the schismatics, to drive the division deeper and were using her. Hoped that he would actually have the time to dive to the heart of the schism and interrogate some of those that were helping perpetuate it. Hoped he'd be able to answer any of the multitude of questions that the place had drawn up at his own pace.

Instead—they'd barely made it back to the city in time to prevent the worst case scenario. Once again, barely avoiding an unmitigated disaster. Even then, due to the lack of time they had, Isolde had to be removed. No chance getting any good information from her, nor did it seem they would have the time to get through the paladins and find out anything useful that way. Alambert, already assassinated, the strange behavior that had been noticed by both of the other Grovemasters the result of the busy schedule that had to be maintained by the one that had stolen his face.

Looked right at him in that council chamber, concealing any reactions just as he'd been taught. After a nearly sleepless three-day boat ride upriver to meet with them. Unforgivable enough that he hadn't caught on to Isolde and hadn't taken the opportunities as they traveled to try and get anything proactively, but not to catch onto the few subtle tells that were there, the way the conversation had been so effortlessly twisted around to discredit every last thing that the Kirins were trying to accomplish...

"Loki," he repeated after a moment, looking over to Rudolf as he and Éliane planned retrieving the cannon. "You're sure you heard correctly?" It would be easier to assume they hadn't. Or that there was a more subtle plan at work, and to try and trust the process. But if even Kayliss was concerned enough by the silence to bring it up with him, knowing that Loki had always been careful to get her reports in and keep things properly taken care of, and knowing the importance of his own mission, there was little chance of that.

Most likely, she'd already suspected it. Even if he'd only graduated the middle of his class, that was due as much to the nature of the work they'd already had him doing while he was still ostensibly in training as to his own idiosyncrasies; between the nature of the mission he'd been sent out on, the fact that even when he didn't do what was necessarily intended he wasn't reprimanded for it and was instead given leave to continue as he saw fit, and the other things he'd been entrusted to hear and learn from the deputy director, he knew he was likely near the top of her best students through the years.

At times, he was tutored by one of the others. An engineered, enforced personal connection. Kayliss was in the top ranks of the organization for a reason, and that would have to include the safeguards she would put in place between the competing personalities of her agents to keep them all in balance. Always preparing in case something should go wrong.

Rudolf turned away from Éliane, nodding once and tapping at one ear with the barest hint of a wince. "I wasn't until I cross-referenced with Miina, but yes—nothing else fit the sound."

"She probably found it all very entertaining," he mumbled bleakly. "But now I'm not sure if I was the bait, the trap, or the target." At least it made him feel better about the constant arguing not to kill all the Grovemasters. Had they tried in the first place—it may have worked against Zacharias and Isolde. 'Alambert' would have gotten away, the country's leadership would've been left in near total disarray, and they would have done all of Valheim's work for them.

'Alambert' would have been able to turn the country against them, the invasion would have gone off without a hitch. Unhappy as he was with the situation, he'd been close to agreeing a few times, as well. Yet, continuing with everything else he'd been experiencing since they stepped off of Bikke's boat, he wouldn't even have the time to try and process any of it. Hopefully afterwards, but if the last eighteen days had taught him anything, he'd be busy trying to mitigate all the rest of the group instead.

No time for any of it, now. If hope and reality couldn't align, he could at least try and make the reality the best he could.

"Our timeline gets truncated further with every new development." He pointed at the gunblade Rudolf held. "That's not Skaeller make, that's Valheimer. Likely they—and Loki—were trusting that nearly nobody here would be able to tell the difference. Makes things easier and faster, and fits with the plan to invade, there's no need to be too subtle there. Loki's infiltration was probably the longest step of this, and given that we don't know just how long she's been here—more than a month at least, from what I've seen—we have to assume that our goal is compromised."

He turned back to Zacharias and Cid. "Whether we can help repel an invasion or not, we have to secure the crystal. If they're fast about grabbing the cannon, they can meet us there. Were there any paladins that weren't swayed by Isolde's demagoguery? If so, we may need them ready to support us."
Fionn MacKerracher




The cheer was less alarming than hearing the bloodied vampire start talking to herself in the middle of the ring of fire. He hadn't even been particularly worried that she would break his arm—he'd been ready to lift her off her feet and shake her around if she pulled too hard, that probably would have been surprise enough to snap her out of it, and if not, they always had good healers around. Luckily, she snapped out of both quickly enough, turning back to him with another wide smile.

"Eh. Frustrated, more like. Never quite seem to get what I'm hoping for." He shrugged, before pulling off his cloak and wrapping it around her, in case the scraps of clothes she had left managed to tear themselves apart before they could get back somewhere she could get properly dressed. "You, meanwhile, are grounded once we get back to the city. You can have fun with things without getting reckless, can't you?"

He simply refused to believe that a centuries-old vampire with monster slaying experience couldn't have figured out some way to achieve the same end result without having to light herself on fire in the process. Sure, Reon may have liked her a lot more than most vampires, but adding on that risk of self-immolation atop the dismemberment and everything else was too much for him to allow. Once he was satisfied that Tyaethe was well and truly covered—and fully put out—he drew back, pulling off one gauntlet and wiping at his cheek absent-mindedly.

"Oh, right." The cheek which was, by now, covered with a thin sheen of blood, nearly enough to start dripping off his chin. With a silly grin, he turned, the wound facing towards Tyaethe. "Taste any different, after what Fiadh's done?"
Esben Mathiassen




His request for a signal rapidly was buried under deliberations by the two old men in the room with him, Zacharias catching Cid up on their defenses and the recent events as he knew them. He knew Cid had to have heard him, at least, he'd just have to wait for some response. Still, if they took too long to do it, then while any of the group that may have been following the paladins would make it without trouble, the others who had split off would still be having to try and find their way. Assuming they weren't too caught up in whatever had caused the explosions outside.

And he would still have to figure out what he was doing in the fight, as well; as he'd said multiple times, he wasn't one for pitched battles, his killing skills were suited to dueling and assassinations. The sight of Selene blinking her light off in one window rapidly pulled him out of his thoughts, however, given that she seemed to be frantically signaling at something. "What's the matter?"

"It's Elly! On the roofs! I could just make her out!"

"Elly?" Eos went to the window as well, peering out.

Well, that solves one of them. He walked over to the same window, peering over the glowing fairies. He couldn't make anything out, but they had yet to give him too much reason to doubt."Both of you pulse rapidly for two seconds," he commanded. "And go up and down, the full length of the window." The confused fairies looked at each other, back to him, but then did as he bid.

"Stop. Full glow. Selene, bottom center of the window. Eos, top left. Then back to center." First letter. "Eos, top left again. Selene, bottom right. Return to center, then repeat, and back again. Good. Eos, middle left, Selene, top right." The fairies would have to make do as flags, but hopefully spelling out the short form of Éliane's name would work well enough as a signal. "Keep repeating that until you know she's picked it up, then start flashing at her again so she doesn't lose sight, I'm going to—"

He was going to say 'survey the grounds,' but when the pair came back to the center and started to pulse he cut himself off. "Welcome her in, I suppose."



Quick as she was, it didn't take Éliane more than a few moments to get there. He waved her over to the open door. "Sorry that they don't look like proper signal flags, but it seems you got the message well enough. Paladins should be right behind you, a half company. We should still be taking them by surprise—I want you to set up somewhere high, good coverage of the clearing, so that you can take shots at any of them that leave you a good opening. How about..."

He paused, looking back at the cottage. Zacharias and Cid inside were just coming towards the entrance.

"Boost you up to the roof?" With no disagreement, he cupped his hands together, launching her up to the top of the small home, and he returned inside. Out near where the furthest of Zacharias's guards had been posted, he could already just hear the sounds of a brewing confrontation. Zacharias, of course, still seemed reticent to trust them; it was probably for the best that he'd already gotten Éliane in place. "Are we done arguing about who's helping who?"

Ifrit and Ramuh appearing out in the clearing was answer enough. Eos and Selene floated on next to him, looking out at the advancing line of paladins across the clearing. "Hit them with whatever you have," he commanded Eos. "Selene, stay up by Éliane, give her an extra pair of eyes and ears. If she calls for it, be ready to give a boost—hopefully I'll be close enough to still take advantage of it." Both fairies darted off in acknowledgement of his command. While it didn't hold the same potency as when she could literally get her hands on the target, Isolde's reaction despite her protections had proved the sudden damage the diminutive fairy could inflict with her Bios and Broils, hurling sickly green and angry red bolts at the front ranks of the paladins as Esben watched the battle unfold.

Selene, meanwhile, floated gently up next to the waiting Éliane. "Hi, Elly!" she said cheerily, despite the situation. While at the fight with Leviathan she'd seemed nearly as given over to hysterics as her sister, she'd evidently grown more than confident with the group's abilities. She settled into place atop the pink-haired woman's shoulders. "I'm here if you need me!"
Fionn MacKerracher




His blade was slapped away just in time to keep the Falconer from losing its entire unbroken arm. Each stepped away from the other, one to gain space, one to avoid any possible rapid reprisal; if he didn't have his gauntlets on, Fionn would've taken the moment to wipe some of the blood off of his cheek. Instead, he watched impassively as the creature gave him its semblance of a bow. If this were a legitimate duel, if he were facing something he didn't think had good odds of coming back with the next Hunt anyways—he may have returned the gesture. With the fight in the forest being what it was, the fae hunter's spectral companion having done what it could to save him, and, at the edges of his vision, more of them coming up...

The Falconer got the barest flick of a nod. It wouldn't back down, at least, but Fionn had been spoiling for a proper bout of single combat since before watching one enemy get cursed and choke right in front of him. Something he still had yet to receive.

He didn't bother to count the spectral birds hanging around him as they appeared. He had ways of dealing with them and their master—some more flashy, showing off, demonstrating skills beyond just swordplay. He was probably fast enough on his own to evade and cut them out of the air with little trouble. However, he felt like finishing this out as simply and quickly as possible. No longer playing a game with the Falconer and trying to have fun with it—just putting down this aspect of the Midnight Hunt at last.

"Gniye bristis."

He'd spent quite a bit of his mana earlier that day, but the time they'd had to rest meant that he could afford the little it took him to push his speed far beyond any normal limit for a few moments. He felt the energies suffuse his body, the world seeming to slow around him as the pace of his thoughts rapidly overtook everything else. He pushed forward instantly, rushing the Falconer. Maybe the fey creature could still follow him, but it would no doubt be quite surprised.

To anybody else that may have turned to see, it was like he disappeared in a blink, suddenly next to his target with one hand already on its light breastplate. In the moment they had to resolve that image, he'd already sent the Falconer flying. The hunter crashed through his spectral flock as they converged on the point where Fionn had been, knocking them from the air and continuing to slam into a tree.

The overly-tall hunter turned, tried to pull themselves up on the tree—and just as suddenly, the raven-dark sword appeared, vibrating slightly as it pinned the Falconer to the tree through the neck.

Fionn cut his spell off, coming back to normal speed as he walked up to his defeated opponent, placing one hand on the hilt of his borrowed weapon. "More sword work, fewer birds next time, yeah?" he said, conversationally. "Told you I'd take that head of yours, though." He ripped the sword back out of the tree, wrenching the Falconer's head off with it. Taking a short moment to catch his breath, he looked across the battlefield. The rest seemed to be dealing with everything alright, Gerard having already put his opponent in a position to either surrender or perish. Fleuri, Renar, Fanilly, Gertrude, Rolan—handling things well enough. The other knights were serving admirably against the rest of the Hunt. As he saw the source of the screeching that had filled the grove for a moment, though, and beheld the laughing vampire within, thoroughly coated in her own burning blood...

"Oh, bloody hell."

Rather quite the opposite, but that didn't change the phrasing. Sword in hand, he picked between the spots of flame to come up next to Tyaethe, kneeling down to look her in the eyes as he spun her to face him. "What do you think you're doing now?" he demanded with a stern tone. "Quit burning yourself right this instant!"
Esben Mathiassen




Esben could at least appreciate that Zacharias had set defenses around his home and planned to go down swinging—the man was right that it would likely be nothing more than a pyrrhic victory, but in the absence of any interference to his benefit, martyring himself would likely have better effect than trying to run, especially if any of his apprentices made it out to try and act as rebel leaders. Unlike with his prior debate about whether or not to rescue Hien, however, the takeover had not been successful yet. Zacharias had a benefit that the old Ospreyan leadership didn't have, having someone competent and divorced from the internal struggles able to help him.

As much as Esben hated being on the defending side of a siege...

"What defenses?"

"I've made a minefield of the grounds, I have emplacements set to unleash fire upon them, and I can call upon Ramuh if need be," came the surly reply.

"You too? I imagine you can probably keep him here longer than I can." Ignoring the mixture of shock and outrage playing across Zacharias's face, while the incredulous Grovemaster's mouth moved trying to find words to speak in response, Esben raised the crystal he'd been given by Cid again. This time he focused on it, the inert matrix starting to glow with its own inner light—and in seconds, Cid appeared between the two of them.

He wasted no time on greetings before getting right down to business. "Cid, I need to know the situation back at the cathedral. If Isolde's there with her paladins, if they're planning anything, or if they've already left entirely."

Cid left as abruptly as he'd teleported in, reappearing nearly thirty seconds later. He remained silent, his expression grave as he handed a familiarly gnarled branch of enchanted wood to Zacharias, identical to the Grovemaster's own staff. After giving the latter a moment to process it, he spoke.

"I'd caught but a glimpse: forty or fifty paladins screaming for your head. Evidently, they think you have a hand in this.

"Stupid, stupid girl." Zacharias closed his eyes in frustration and mourning. "She's suborned nearly half of the knights to her side, then.

"Ah. Unavoidable, then." The expression on Cid's face and the staff made the situation perfectly clear. After the fight they'd had with Isolde and just a few of the paladins, if she had been whipping them up into a frenzy, then it was no surprise at all that Chisato would have removed her in an instant; he could only hope that the diminutive ninja had managed to escape the aftermath unscathed. "Hopefully Alambert isn't similarly compromi—"

He was cut off as the sound of gunfire in the distance reached the grove. His eyes narrowed; too many firing at once to be Éliane, or at least to be just Éliane. That the sound of a larger explosion followed shortly thereafter didn't do much to tell him who the cause may have been, but if such things were happening, from a different direction than the cathedral itself—it was too much to be a coincidence.

He spat out some old Skaeller curse under his breath, turning back to Cid and Zacharias. "Alright. Zacharias, I'm sure they're expecting you to play the stubborn old fool and stay here waiting to meet them in combat. Normally, I'd suggest getting you out of here, but with one down we may be able to cut this off before it has the chance to grow too much. Cid, is there any sort of signal you can give for the rest to know exactly where we are? A pillar of Ifrit's flame seems exceedingly obvious, but it might give the paladins pause to think that Zacharias here is setting up for a greater confrontation than they expect—or just drive them to rush in unprepared, with the rest of the Kirins hot on their heels. Either possibility can be turned to our favour, unless you have something more subtle?"
Fionn MacKerracher




One benefit to armour was that it made it very hard to get cut. Even a simple mail hauberk, something that many knights considered entirely obsolete compared to the plate that had become so much more common in past centuries, provided much the same level of protection in that area. As Fionn pulled the Falconer's arm far past the point of breaking as he completed his turn, beyond even where a human arm was ever meant to go, he could feel the cloak stiffen beneath his gauntleted hands and against his body as the feathers turned to knives and rippled outwards.

Luckily for him, they couldn't get through the chain. Had they been stuck out already as he forced his body in to the unnatural fighter, then certainly, he'd have been stuck like a pig. But as they tried to push outwards, with him against them they had nowhere to go. Instead, the slight pressure was just warning enough for him to break contact. Let go of the arm, unhook his sword from the creature's wrist, step away quickly—

One of the feathers swung up just as he pulled away, cutting across his cheek.

You think you get to make me bleed my own blood like that?

He'd had to push himself nearly back-to-back with the beast to break its arm entirely, having to fight against the inhuman thing's flexibility. He landed on his right foot as he stepped away, spun the last quarter-turn on the ball of his foot as he took his sword back in both hands, swinging it down to sever the Falconer's gauntleted left arm at the elbow.
Esben Mathiassen




"You know we're not her pawns, you know you're having problems with her and her ilk, and yet still you threaten me? My, Zacharias, you are a bold one." There was almost a hint of approval in Esben's voice. He was unsurprised to find the man practicing his invisibility; short of Zacharias being in a deep sleep, he hadn't expected to come upon him unaware, and the man wasn't as sneaky as he thought even with the spell.

There was simply nowhere else he could have been, and Esben was simply too confident to waste any more time with it.

He pulled out the glowing crystal he had received from Cid, studying it for a moment. "So, you know we're not her pawns. Clearly, there's little love lost between the two of you. Perhaps you suspect she may have betrayed us, yes?" He flicked his cloak, letting the two fairies that had been hiding within it fly out. "Watch the windows, you two," he bid, and they floated off to comply. Zacharias's reaction had given him something to think about.

This wasn't just the work of a man who was ready and alert for an infiltration from him or the other Kirins. Zacharias almost looked panicked. White-knuckled, openly glaring, but obviously hiding. The guards weren't alert at all, worse than the ones around the Council chambers. "The arrogance is remarkable, isn't it? They don't even think about us. You, me, we're just targets. Not intelligent, thinking beings that can pick apart what they're planning. Seems like that's the mistake they always make, when they get too satisfied with their plans."

Isolde's obvious betrayal, the fracturing within the Cathedral, Alambert's strange meetings and the fact that he and Isolde seemed at least tenuously allied; Zacharias, the one at odds to both, most opposed to the Kirins, most at risk once the other foe seemed reasonably well dealt with. "I was going to offer you to meet with us, with my guarantee that nothing would happen to you. My protection. But now...were you waiting for your own guards to come in and try to apprehend you, I wonder? We may not have time just to talk things over, if so." He held the crystal up for the elder man's view.

"If you won't trust me, you can hear it from Cid himself in the short time we have—talk about something more than your relationship troubles, for a change. I'm sure he'll remind you just why he encouraged you to accept the apprenticeship, though, despite the doubts you had at the time. He still has faith that you'll make the right choices, eventually...though I doubt he expected that your compatriots would force your hand."
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