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Current are we sure that kneecaps are real or has big ortho gaslit us all into believing in them
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6 mos ago
1.5 oz gin, 1.5 oz sweet vermouth, 2 to 4 dashes orange bitters
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dra til helvete
2 yrs ago
sometimes i like to talk to birds and pretend they're talking back
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2 yrs ago
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and being a smartass is eighty percent of the way to being challenged to a due—oh wait right that's what he wants
amerigo's halfway somewhere at any rate
<Snipped quote by AWildSquirtle>

i mean hey man look at Callum

you get ahead by being a lil goofy


goofy and adorable
yesterday saw me completely crash


you too huh, didn't know the ice made it that far out
”You idiot, you took forever. I thought- I thought-...” The tears in her eyes offset the frantic sharpness of her tone.


"Oh, good, you're okay, I was worried."

...

"Would you like a necklace? It's not really my style." Is this what it's like having a little sister? Weird. Why's she crying? She didn't even cry when she almost got kidnapped. Weird kid.
none of these crusty old farts are ready for my pro gamer strats
cut left leg
cut right leg
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