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1 yr ago
Current Happy Halloween!
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1 yr ago
I used to love the holiday season as a kid, but these days I’m terrified that the strange man in red is going to break into my home again and leave another suspicious package under one of my plants.
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2 yrs ago
Alright, that's it! I've had enough of this damn heat. Bring me my matches, it’s time to burn the sun down.
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2 yrs ago
If there are 3600 rats living in my bones and I eat one every second, how long will it take me to eat all the rats? Assume each rat undergoes binary fission exactly once every hour.
2 yrs ago
Adventurer, the rats in my basement have merged into a fractal entity! I will pay you 4 silver coins to slay the infinite rat(s) in my basement.
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I am me... I hope.

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Edith runs up to the other two girls, glad that they didn't thing she was following them. Hearing the word friends Edith's grin spreads ear to ear as she begins giddily running around the two.

"Friends? I like friends! I don't have many though, at least not anymore..."

Edith stops in her tracks, her smile faltering for a moment as her voice trails off, before she resumes hopping around her new friends.

"But that doesn't matter, because we're friends now right!?

... wow this place really is full of friends, I wonder why they don't call it friends place... wait, never mind."
Edith beams at Koharu, feeling the girls happiness and enjoying the display of joy. Hearing Koharu tell Edith her name and ask about her own Edith beamed even wider. Koharu, Edith decided she liked that name.

"My name is Edith Row, it's good to meet you Koharu!"

After Koharu said her good byes Edith responded with a bye of her own before herself running off towards the class.

"Bye bye..."

Edith then proceeded to run frantically around the school somehow having already forgotten her way to the classroom before managing several minutes later to run almost straight into Karen and Koharu again. Standing there awkwardly for a few seconds before coming to the horrifying and wholly unlikely conclusion that these girls might think she's following them.

"Oh what are... fancy seeing... I'm not following you two, please don't think I'm following you."
Edith took a moment to realise that it was her who Karen had motioned to. After standing on the spot like a fool for a moment unsure of the correct procedure to this interaction Edith finally speaks up.

"Um... ok... Th-thank you or somethin?!"

Realising that some kind of signal had been given and they were now following Koharu, Edith stiffly follows behind them trying her best to look normal, which for her involved pulling a Warped and kinda creepy grin. Upon arriving at the showers Edith gives a sort of half bow half salute gesture and mutters a hurried thanks towards Karen and Koharu, before rushing inside.

Looking around the bathroom Edith is awestruck, as someone whom for most of her life had a bucket and maybe a crusty bar of soap as the height of their hygiene, this place was pretty damn impressive. After almost running straight into the shower before remembering to take her clothes off, Edith spends the next long while washing all the blood and grime off herself, watching as it disappears into the drain.

The now mostly clean Edith shakes herself off, not bothering with a towel, before putting her dirty clothes back on and walking back out to the waiting Koharu.

"I'm clean now!

... oh, thanks for bringing me here and stuff."
Edith jumped out of bed the moment the alarm went off, having grown up with criminals for parents she was used to having to get up and leave in the middle of the night so the alarm failed to bother her as it did some of the others. Taking a seat on her bed, which had somehow managed to lose all of its coverings during the night Edith began to inspect her arms, finding her skin covered with a fine layer dried blood a clear indicator that she'd had another of her nightmares. After that Edith got up heading off towards the others, momentarily pausing to contemplate taking some of the antipsychotics she'd been prescribed supposedly to help her fit in and not hurt anyone but ultimately deciding against it.

"Ahh... does anyone know which way to clean myself?
Edith watched as the class devolved into compleat chaos, Edith to an extent finds herself enjoying the chaos, feeling the tension and excitement building up in the room before coming to its climax as Raven left and the class was dismissed.

'The people hear seem odd... this place is gonna' be fun!'

Hearing Noru's offer Edith smiles, nodding vigorously though a little surprised that he'd already managed to get such a good grip on the layout of such a massive place.

"Yes, thank you... you haven't been to this place before right?"

@Shiyonichi
Edith feeling the emotional wave looked around for the culprit, finding it to be a white-haired kid, she narrowed her eyes watching him with a cautious and somewhat suspicious manner. Upon hearing Noru’s comment on their classmate’s personalities Edith laughed a little to herself, glad and delightfully surprised to have someone willing to be her friend and even try and help her out.

”Yes… explosive personalities”

Hearing Mr Winchester’s request for her to stay back after class Edith sighed, she really didn’t want another talking to but decided not to argue or press the matter further. Instead, she opted to move over to a free seat and listen to the lesion, try and failing to maintain complete attention and absorb as much of the information as possible, but ultimately ended up watching the drama unfolding around her with a grin on her face.

@LemonZest1337 @Shiyonichi
Edith blinks hard, listening as Noru tells her that she can talk to him. A little confused by and honestly unused to the show of kindness Edith simply looks down and mutters to herself.

"Yes, right here..."

Hearing Noru again warn her about their teacher Edith looks at him, most of her grin having returned to her face as she steps into the classroom and begins to speak just a little too loud.

"Why what is wrong with... oh."

@LemonZest1337@Shiyonichi
Edith tries for a friendly smile when Noru offers to lead her to her class, but ends up pulling her face into an expression that most would find creepy or unsettling. She gets up and begins to follow her new friend.

”Thank you.”

Hearing Noru’s question, Edith cocks her head slightly, before leaning in and speaking in a hushed voice, as if telling some kind of secret.

“They make me go to therapy. They said it was to help me cope… and to make sure I don’t turn out like my parents.”

Edith’s grin falters for a moment, and for the first time since arriving here, she looks genuinely sad. Edith turns away for a second forcing a weak imitation of her usual grin back onto her face and turning away from Noru to look at one of the doors.

”Is this our stop?”
Edith watches Noru with interest, the kid seemed to have a thing for trickery, something that Edith could get behind. She carefully eyed him as he pulled out the card, a black joker, a fitting card, given the impression he’d made so far. Edith watched as burnt the card, enjoying the show of it. She watched as he repeatedly shuffled the cards, seemingly shifting it from a standard deck of cards to a full deck of jokers and back again, Edith couldn’t help but to try and work out Noru’s trick, only managing to confuse and disorientate herself in the process. When he had finished his trick and showed her the unburnt joker, Edith applauded, thrilled by the show.

Hearing the bell ringing, Edith was vaguely aware that that was a cue to start moving, still unaware of the location of her classroom Edith decided to ask the boy.

”Do you know where I’m meant to go? I think the letter said I was in class A1… 1-A?”

@Shiyonichi
Edith looked over at the boy who’d responded, a little confused about what exactly was meant by their homeroom teacher being a mantis, but decides that its best just to go along with whatever is being said. She breaks out laughing at the mention of the of the drugging. ’This guy seems fun, maybe he'd let me be his friend...’, Edith thought to herself, deciding that Noru was her favourite person she’d met yet.

Edith grins and vigorously nods at the mention of magic tricks, wondering what exactly it was he had in mind. Deciding now to be as good a time as any to introduce herself Edith begins to speak. ”My name is Edith Row… please don’t run away!, Her voice is far too loud as she speaks and she is clearly overly excited at the chance to speak with someone, something that probably ends up coming across as a bit odd, not that she cares.

@Shiyonichi
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