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Just a random guy, doing random things. Main RP: Hell's Coffee Lounge Current RPs change often enough that it's too much effort keeping a list of them updated.

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@Wraithblade6
He'll wait 7 days, and then spend 7 days murdering the planet. Hence the 'seven days and then seven days again' thing.
@Wraithblade6@Flamelord

It appeared they were to be interrupted. A massive bomb was detonated, as the entire pavilion was erased from existence. First a scorching light erased everything in it's path, wiping out all Tyranid forces with a fireball over a kilometer in diameter. The shockwave ripped the pavilion to shreds, shattering concrete and spreading the debris across several square kilometers. Then the second bomb hit, just to be sure, annihilating once more all in it's path. The third bomb was really unnecessary by that point, but drove the point home. When the bombing was done, nothing lived above the waves. Fortunately for the Tyranid, the blast was weakened by the ocean itself, although the radiation would have killed anything less resilient.

Sighing, Alucard held Mithias by the scruff of his neck. The now ever more confused vampire would have no idea when that had happened, nor how he was not dead, or how Alucard was seemingly standing on thin air. The elder vampire looked down, disappointedly, at the bombing site. He'd been in the middle of a monologue. "Hey, Mithy. What's that race called? I'm going to genocide them in particular." Peeved vampire lord was peeved. Nonetheless, he had plans to complete. Places to be, things to steal, planets to cleanse. "Well, to cut a long speech short, I'm going to need you to inform the races of this world that I'm giving them 7 days to prepare. Call it a courtesy. For 7 days you shall die, and then for 7 days again I shall cleanse. This is your ultimatum." The line was cool, or at least Alucard thought so, but the monologue before it was missing. Oh well. The important part was that the message came across.
@Flamelord
I sense that we may be misunderstanding one another. Nobody's blaming you, we're merely attempting to work around what appears to be a problem. Your actions were acceptable, although the ability to insta-tp-nuke anyone makes me question whether the Goa'Uld are balanced, as this would effectively allow them to defeat any opponent instantly. But this can be discussed later.

I will make a post ensuring the plot continues.
@Flamelord
Fair enough, but at this range he will be literally vaporized. There'll be a Hiroshima Shadow effect.

Oh well, I'll make something up.
@Flamelord
So how are you expecting Mithias to survive you literally nuking this entire place?
@Wraithblade6

The Sleeper smiled down at the strange little morsel that presented itself to him. It stood fearlessly, an act of either foolishness or bravery. Or perhaps simply ignorance. And yet, it seemed to recognise him, interesting indeed. The Sleeper allowed a slight smile to play onto it's face as it sat straighter. "One of my first discoveries upon being brought here was that there are many worlds, and they tend to share some elements in common. A being of my importance is present in many, although most as mere pale shadows of my true self." he hesitated for a moment, before continuing. "We have never met before, although you may have met one of these shadows. My name is Alucard, Lord of Vampires. You may also know me as Dracula." Alucard waited a moment, to see if this little creature would start shooting him, as those warmongering freaks had done. Seeing no immediate hostile reaction, he continued. "I have seen many good monsters become mere servants to human scum. But surely not one of my kin. A vampire, in the true sense of the word."

Not waiting for an answer, Alucard continued, glad to finally have a target for his monologues. The Tyranid formed wonderful servants, but were lacking in the conversation department. "This world is the center of things. The most important piece of the puzzle. I've been brought here in order to clean it and present it, to prepare it for the ordeals to come." He gestures at the vast Tyranid armies outside, as they tore through the Goa'Uld forces. "These are my servants in this matter. A gift, from my master. With these I shall cleanse this world of the unworthy. It appears that in my slumber my previous work has been undone, and life has sprung up anew. Sturdier life, as well." He nodded with admiration at the Goa'Uld warships. "But it is no matter. None can stand before the Lord of Vampires and live. The fate of the world is to bend to my will, and mere mortal beings cannot hope to oppose me."

Imperiously, Alucard surveyed the world, as if daring the horizon to question his statements. When no answer came forth, he instead looked to Mithias, as if begging him to ask a question. It had been a while since he had had an audience to impress, and he did love his theatrics.
@Supertinyking
Ozo would swim through the great river, seeking another source of power. He would need an opponent he could devour, and who might grant him the power to deal with the giant mech. Many of those fighting the undead are gathered in groups, making it hard to attack any one of them without attracting unwanted attention. Small bands of warriors from the same world, fighting back-to-back against the undead, or lines of soldiers standing together. However, after some time spent searching (and avoiding stray bullets), he manages to discover one individual that might meet his criteria.

A tall figure sits at the edge of the battlefield, surrounded by corpses. He is adorned in long, flowing robes, black and blue with a golden trim. The figure's face is hidden underneath a deep cowl, topped with an odd-looking bronze crown. At his side he carries a steelish grey long sword surrounded in a blue glow, and in his left hand he holds a long wooden staff, curved at the end to resemble a question mark. Both appear pristine, as if they had yet to see a day of use, although the many dead surrounding him prove otherwise. Closer inspection also reveals that this figure doesn't appear to be breathing, and it is only the occasional gesture of self defence that separates the figure from the pile of bodies beneath it.

The soldiers under Viral's command avoid the figure, and the figure doesn't attack them on the rare occasions that they're forced to approach, betraying his allegiance. He seems mostly uninterested in the battle, however, only acting when one of the undead or an Alliance soldier foolishly mistakes him for an easy kill. Gesturing with the staff he sends out bolts of blueish energy, ripping his target apart on contact. While at first it seems by pure luck that attacks miss him, Ozo notices him shifting slightly out of the way of attacks, allowing bullets and energy blasts to move inches past his face as he estimates and avoids their path.

It's up to Ozo if he's willing to try and eat this figure, or whether to look for less dangerous prey.
@Flamelord
The Tyranid can do the recycle thing as long as they're at their home ground. When attacking a different location, they have no easy way of bringing the corpses back to the factories. And Tyranids can be defeated, but only by destroying their main factory, a tactic the Imperium is well acquainted with. But yeah, all the factions are going to need to work at least a little bit together to beat the Tyranid.
- Kaldor Draigo


@Pirouette@Absolis@Flamelord@thewizardguy@Wraithblade6

It appeared that the last of the leaders had exited the area. Looking around, all Kaldor could see was a couple of strange figures wielding supernatural energy to combat the Tyranid. No doubt loyal troops left behind to cover the retreat of one of the leaders, although Kaldor couldn't recognize what faction they were from, besides that they were not from the Goa'Uld. The display of power from the undead creature known as Tatara had also been impressive, and Kaldor made a mental note to, when the time came, have He'Stan deal with it. Those flames had looked lethal, but there were none more resistant to fire than the Salamanders. He also appeared to have lost track of the diplomat he had been meant to protect, but with the Tyranid attacking, the priority had been for the leaders to exit safely. While in other situations the destruction of an enemy leader would have been a vast advantage, if the Tyranid truly were attacking then every faction present would need to work together to stave them off. A single hive fleet could erase entire sectors from the map, devouring hundreds of worlds before finally being halted.

Kaldor Draigo's thought process was interrupted, as a massive force slammed into the Grey Knight. He staggered backwards, staring into what appeared to be a massive light to him. A pillar of power, an ability beyond the ken of mortal men. The Tyranid who had moments before swarmed the ship were sent flying, the smaller among them simply being disintegrated by the force. And entire army leveled with a single power, and the sky was filled with raining bugs, both alive and dead. Kaldor stared at the ship as it activated it's engines, and once more vanished into nothingness. So that had been the power of the Envisioning One, the mysterious figure that lead the Outliners. There had been rumours and talk, but many had doubted whether the Envisioning One even existed, or if it was merely a puppethead for the Ethereals, who truly masterminded the entire thing. After that display, Kaldor harboured no such doubts. From this distance he had been fine, but if he had been the target of an ability of that magnitude....

Grimacing, Kaldor turned back to the task at hand. Bolts of flame burst from his hand as he burned a path through the Tyranid, back to his ship. It wouldn't do much good he knew. If even one Tyranid survived, the corpses of the fallen would be reborn as new Tyranid. And these tiny creatures were but the first wave, the scouts of an infinite army. A full complement of marines would be needed to deal with this infestation, and the strike, when it came, would have to be swift. Prolonged warfare with the Tyranid was suicide.

On the way to the ship, however, Kaldor was nearly knocked off of his feet as the floor underneath him shifted and cracked. The pods had damaged the foundations, and the anti-grav engines keeping the compound aloft had taken critical damage. He dashed forward but was too late, the ground shattering beneath the weight of his armour as he was sent plummeting down towards the sea below, surrounded by Debris. About half of the Pavilion was following him down, along with a number of unlucky tyranid who had been in the wrong place at the wrong time. As the wind whistled past his face Kaldor Draigo forced himself to contemplate his options. He could survive the fall, but an ocean infested with Tyranid? He was damned the moment he hit the water. Most of his powers focused on the destruction of his enemies, but he did possess one power that could be used in this case. It was risky, however. As he fell he was surrounded by the energy of the Warp, leaving a purple and white comet's trail as flying Tyranid known as Gargoyles flocked to his location. Several opened fire, but moments before he would be incinerated he simply vanished. Nothing remained, as if he had been ripped from this reality.




- Tyranid Forces -


The Goa'Uld forces sailed forth, canons blazing as they tore into the Tyranid threat. Force fields protected the ships themselves, as fighter craft cleared the larger specimen from the sides. Pods were intercepted and destroyed, hundreds of tiny burnt corpses falling back into the ocean that had spawned them. At first things appeared to go well, as the Tyranid were driven back by the superior firepower of the Goa'Uld. The Tyranid, while certainly numerous, were mostly landbased fighters, unable to combat the fast-moving fighter-craft, and lacking the raw firepower required to damage the larger warships. That, however, if when things began to change.

An emergency frequency was broadcast by one of the pilots, screaming about worms under his flesh before the deranged individual slammed his fighter craft into the ocean, his last screaming moments broadcast live across the fleet as his cockpit was swiftly torn open by the underwater Tyranid. A wing of 3 ships in the middle of a strafing roll suddenly breaks off, the pilots spasming as organic sensors show their nervous system going completely haywire. Although the assault of pods seems to have slowed, a trio of strange creatures has emerged from the waves, tall serpentlike creatures with immense heads that seemed to levitate by nothing more than power of will. Laser fire slammed into invisible force fields, seemingly completely useless. By no physical means, these creatures seemed to instil hallucinations, fear and agony, weakening and destroying Goa'Uld forces without moving a finger. A second, and then a third trio of these creatures rose up, each new group forming a new obstacle. Concentrated heavy weapons fire managed to destroy one of these groups, but they were too small to effectively train the ship-based weapons on them. And even the ship's main forcefields seemed inadequate at blocking their mental assault as several of the command personnel began frothing at the mouth.

New creatures began appearing all across the battlefield. A winged beast shot out of the water, propelling itself at speeds previously thought impossible for wing-based movement. Several missiles seemed to detach from the beast, homing in on their targets. Worryingly, these missiles were living creatures with full control of their trajectory, dodging around any attempt to shoot them out of the sky, and homing in on their targets at high speed. On impact the creatures emitted a powerful bioelectrical pulse, equal parts physical and supernatural, knocking out all ship systems. The ship dropped like a rock into the ocean, even as more missiles sought out their targets. The beast itself entered dogfights with the Goa'Uld fighters, with the unorthodox strategy of closing into melee and grabbing onto the enemy ship, large claws tearing it to shreds before allowing the rubble to drop. Many of it's kin soon joined it, and a number of the strange living missiles hit the battleship shields, dealing serious damage to both weaponry, defensive and propulsion systems.

Blasts were detected in the air, a series of powerful explosions rocking the ship itself. Far below, dozens of strange creatures the size of tanks had appeared just above the surface of the water. Large carapace armour protected a massive cannon, launching strange globs that exploded on impact. Any shots that missed simply hovered into the air, small tentacles unfurling from the projectile. The tiny creature then acted as a floating mine, rapidly propelling itself into the engines of any enemy ship that got too close. Living artillery, covering the sky in lethal mines and battering the battleship forcefields with maintained fire. Like a machinegun mortar, each of the strange living bombs like a cruise missile.

It was a horrific force to fight, the strange creatures employing tactics and abilities the Goa'Uld had never faced before. But still, it would have been a winnable fight, had it taken place anywhere else. Concentrated fire took down many of the strange floating psychic creatures, and the biological fighters were met and matched in the skies by skilled pilots and powerful weaponry. The ship weapons ripped through banks of artillery cannons, smaller spread weapons attempting to clear the skies of the pesky floating mines. But soon the Goa'Uld began to notice the enemy force was not decreasing in size. Massive creatures swam beneath the surface, collecting and devouring the dead Tyranid even as they fell. Initially dismissed as a non-threat, the Goa'Uld would soon realise that these creatures were in fact recycling the dead, using their biomass to create more Tyranid. And not only that, they also caught the destroyed Goa'Uld ships. Metals and machines were broken down by powerful bioacid, and from these base materials new organic death machines were forged. For every moment that the fight continued the Tyranid force grew, while the Goa'Uld only suffered casualties. In addition, the newly created Tyranid seemed better adapted to the Goa'Uld weaponry, their armour-plating designed to specifically deflect and disperse the Goa'uld energy weaponry. Acids were modified to eat through Goa'Uld materials more quickly, and the electrical explosions were optimised for maximum devastation. The natural response was useless. Destroying one of these swimming monster factories merely caused it to be drawn downwards by some even larger, yet unseen monstrosity, presumably to be recycled and recreated in identical fashion.

To fight the Tyranid was to know the meaning of futility. A terrifying opponent that could not be stopped, could not be outthought. An infinite army of horrors, each more dangerous to the last. Psychic parasite beasts that devoured entire worlds, each enemy that fell before them merely adding to both their knowledge and numbers, adapting the very best genetic features of their prey even as they designed specific weapons to best abuse their weaknesses. This was the force that had cleansed entire galaxies of life, leaving billions upon billions of worlds barren, crushing intergalactic empires as they moved through the universe. The true Apex predator had arrived, and it was time for every other creature in the universe to realise it's place on the food chain.
- Dark Angels Strike Force -


@Nightknight@supertinyking

A strange, wool-covered humanoid creature exited the building. A xenos species? However, the way the creature referred to itself made it seem more like it was a mutant. Amon bit back his natural disgust. Mutation was one of the many indicators of the Warp, although on this new world it appeared many such creatures existed in a benevolent manner. While he was loathe to trust a mutant this fellow seemed harmless. "My name is Luitenant Amon of the Dark Angels, representative of the New Imperium of Man. We've come to secure the area, and investigate your claim. The weapons are to ensure this is not a trap of some kind." Amon did not mention that it was not just a trap they feared. Others would no doubt also respond to this claim, and he needed to ensure the Imperium got a hold of this information. "As long as you don't prove yourself to be an enemy, you have nothing to fear from us. Now, please -"

Amon was cut off, as a human voice could suddenly be heard from a ways back. A soldier in strange attire moving into the open, behind where Squad Alpha had set up. Two members, including Remus Day, turned around, and the soldier would find himself staring down the barrel of a Heavy Bolter. The rest pointed in different directions, estimating Vulga to be only a minor threat. Remus raised an eyebrow, as he examined the fellow before them, mechanical eye whirring as it examined the new arrival. Luitenant Adrian looked over, waiting for Remus to make a statement. After a short moment, Remus sighed. "Tell me everything you know. Whatever faction you represent, assuming you are not a new arrival, and what reasons you have for being here. If you lie, I will be able to tell. If you withhold information wilfully, I have my own ways of extracting it." His state was cold and dispassionate, but Vulga could tell he could back up the threat. This man knew something was off, because this stranger seemed invisible in the Warp. A trait heretofore believed only to be possessed by the Tyranid, and Blanks.

Luitenant Amon turned back to Martin, as Remus waited for Vulga's response. "Regardless, I am going to need you to offer all the information you have on the subject. We may be able to help, as we represent an institution with significant access to scientific and supernatural resources. We will also be able to protect you from the less pleasant creatures on this world." As well as safeguarding him for Imperial use, but Amon didn't add that. He had every intention of befriending this individual. This mission would be so much easier if the mutant agreed to help them of his own volition.
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