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Current The World Record 72 Hour, 100% No Sin, 100% Redemption Destruction of Death and Sin Speedrun- Jesus Christ, circa 33 AD.
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10 yrs ago
@RumikoOhara That one's in like five months.
10 yrs ago
I beg to differ. youtu.be/kO0amkJnARQ

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Ping.
I did a thing- ferchew!
After a moment, the voice returned on the line.
"Johnathan Dexter," the man repeated, "There's an office in the back of the visitor's center," Hermes explained, "Therein, you will find a vaulted door, leading to a secure lab."
For a moment, the man paused, raising the lit match to light a candle upon his simple, dark desk, causing a light to illuminate his glasses in an eerie fashion.
"I expect full compliance with you and your companions for my assistance. Pleasure doing business with you Mr. Dexter."
And with that, the receiver hit the dial pad with a click, and the line went dead.
Boop.
Just doofishly defusing tension. Or was trying to. Can't stand tense atmospheres between people.
Anyone up for this?
Thank you. Any other takers?
Not ATM, sorry, not enough brain juice.
*Echo*
Not original, but I like that joke, also, it wasn't directed at you. If it were, it'd be more fitting, but as it stands, it comes off as a bit... I don't know the word for it really.
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