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「Roy Ramirez」


"Can't be late for work if you sleep in the workplace."

「Streets Of L.A」 - 「7 A.M」- 「Monday Morning」





It was an early Monday in L.A: The sun was still rising into the sky, it's light not fully shining onto the city yet. A lone vehicle sat on the side of the road, orange in color with plenty of dents, scratches, and marks from what could only be described as a "Series of Events" in the past. This wasn't just any trash heap of a vehicle, however: It was a cop vehicle, the siren was shut off but visible on the dashboard, ready to be stuck onto the top of the car at a moment's notice.

The outside wasn't the only part that looked like a piece of shit; Inside there were plenty of old plastic coffee cups and burger wrappers, giving the car a trashy yet strangely homely feel as it was filled with the scent of coffee creamer, mild mayonnaise, and cheap cologne. Speaking of trash, inside the car was another specific piece of trash that was a bit more notable than the rest: A man sleeping in the driver's seat, his blond hair shaggy and out there with his goatee looking like it hadn't seen a decent wash since early last week. His sun glasses hid the fact his eyes were closed, but his snoring was open and apparent: He was snoozing still, and seemed to have no intention to stop.

At least, until the police radio kicked on: He snapped awake, jutting forward and almost slamming his fist into the radio in a mild panic. He pulled his shades off and set them in his lap, rubbing his eyes as he tried to wake up while listening to whatever the radio was spouting. Crime didn't sleep, sure, but he sure as hell wanted to. Whoever this was, they were going to get their ass kicked for sure for making him have to be up this early.

"10-33 at Alpine Drive, repeat: 10-33 at Alpine Drive. Suspects armed and dangerous, hostages are confirmed. All units required."

"You've got to be kidding." The man complained, shaking his head. What a fucking morning; Hadn't been awake for five minutes and he was already about to go and probably get shot. He placed his shades back over his eyes before starting the ignition of the car, it offered a bit of a sputter but then roared to life like the beaut it was to him. Without hesitation he drove off, before replying on the police radio: "10-4, currently on route."

Reaching up to the dashboard, he grabbed the siren with one hand, flicking it on and reaching out the window to slap it on top of the car. He veered slightly towards the opposing lane when he did this, but nobody was really there to judge him for it; Not that he gave a shit, honestly.

Picking up his brick of a phone out of the passenger seat, he was quick to make a phone call: Good fucking thing the police fronted the bill, because with his pay, he wouldn't be able to afford the constant use of minutes. Unfortunately if they figured out he was making personal-use calls on it again, they'd stick him with the bill...

It rang... And rang... And continued to ring, until he finally grew annoyed and stopped. He had tried to contact his partner; Diego Stokes, but the guy decided to be weird and actually sleep in his own home, so contacting his ass was a pain sometimes. Hitting the gas, he kept on-route; Having planned to stop by his partner's apartments anyways, he was now hurrying to wake the fucker up.

The siren had helped him get there quickly; He pulled into the parking lot of the apartments and knew Diego's was near the front: he parked in the middle of the travel path and called Diego again, this time honking his horn like a madman to get his attention. In the process, he'd probably piss off quite a few people. But having Diego come get shot with him was more important than some angry residents.

He stared eagerly towards the apartments, a grin on his face as he continued practically punching his car horn.
or examine that one very suspicious lever that everyone keeps screaming at her not to approach,


So SHE'S the one responsible for killing everyone in the water temple.

For the sake of his leaves not being plucked off and him not being punted across Hyrule Field, I think Dekkunda can keep a level head and accept it as his mistake.

bitch bring it

-insert a joke about rowdy bushes and nutjobs here-


On second thought no, you go right ahead ma'am hahapleasedon'tkillme
Nobody told me I was going to travel with a fucking bush.


Racist!

Dekkunda's not even mad; Just sad and disappointed.

jk fucker you're going to get shot tonight
I'm hoping to get the first IC post up by tomorrow.


One Day Remains
Villain
Any suggestions to improve the writing/readability? Since he's basically the "wandering hero/swordsman" archetype with a Confucian/Zen/etc flavor, I made his answers roundabout and wordy, but the more I look at it now the more I wonder if it should instead be kept short and sweet like the quotations/parables he'll be throwing out?


It's less how it's worded, and more just the clash with the usual style of how a CS is filled out. It's not a big deal, I just personally prefer the past tense/third person informative norm. I think you're fine; It gets across what it needs to, and nobody's asking more than that. (At least I'm not).
It will be up to the magnificent Trash Wizard to save the day. Nevermind, he is too busy screaming out of his lungs after seeing a random bug crawling out of a pot.


Solid, understandable reasoning.

bugs are pretty gross
They'd probably die due to a lack of coordination.

"Alright, lower the water level more!"

"W-WAIT!! I SAID LOWER IT, NOT RAISE IT! I ' M G O N N A D I E!"


Despite the panic, Dekkunda just sort of... Floats up to the top like he's a buoy. Hard to swim beyond that without arms though.
The other one is a literal Deku Bush!


The most pathetic looking guardsman you'll ever see
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