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Current the virgin "complains that all the current games don't appeal to him" vs. the chad "launches the games he wants to see in the world"
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Isn't this like your fourth "forevermore" in the last three months?
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The only people who get upset at you for setting and enforcing boundaries are the ones who were most looking forward to trampling them.
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8 mos ago
Advanced rpers and not fucking posting—name a more iconic duo
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10 mos ago
RIP Charlie "It's Worth It to Have Some Gun Deaths Every Year So We Can Have the 2nd Amendment" Kirk. It was an honor not to give a fuck, just like you would've wanted. 🥰
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In Any rp 1 yr ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Chapter Two: Lost in the Abyss

The rain began—of course it did—in that painfully cliché way, as if the universe had flipped a cosmic script and decided to soak Clever C. Raptor in a perfect storm of melodrama. It wasn’t just rain; it was the rain: fat, clumsy droplets hammering down with theatrical timing, slapping against rusted dumpsters and puddles that shimmered with the filth of a dozen forgotten fast food meals.

Clever huddled beneath his cardboard fortress, a shelter soaked in desperation and defeat, clutching his dakimakura close. This pillow wasn’t merely fabric and stuffing—it was a repository of every lonely, desperate night he had survived. The softness beneath his clawed hands was the last tangible thread tying him to a world that had long since abandoned him.

His filthy fingers traced the worn edges, feeling the thinning fabric where countless tears had been wiped away, the faint imprint of his greasy cheek pressed into its surface. It was more than comfort—it was identity. A fragile talisman against the gnawing emptiness, a mute witness to his pathetic existence as a NEET cloistered in his parents’ basement.

His filth had seeped into every fiber, creating a sticky, flammable lacquer of accumulated epidermal grime. So dense was this oily smog that when a stray ember—some careless smoker’s forgotten flick of the wrist—drifted down and landed on the pillow’s surface, it didn’t just ignite. It exploded into flame, like a grease fire on an abandoned fryer.

When the fire erupted, nourished by the greasy biofilm that coated the likeness of his waifu like a toxic lacquer of fermented sweat, scalp grease, and rancid body oils, it wasn’t just the fabric melting—it was his last hope melting away. As the flames licked hungrily at the polyester, Clever’s chest constricted. He clawed at the air, futile, watching the flames consume what little love and solace he had ever known. Each crackle of burning fabric was a scream in his soul, a betrayal of his desperation.

Tears mixed with rain as he curled into himself, a twisted heap of anguish and wet despair. The world around him blurred into a sickening haze of ash and water. The rain hammered down, as if the heavens themselves were weeping for his shattered dreams, drumming an ironically melodramatic soundtrack to his utter loss.

The night had stretched endlessly, a cold and merciless expanse under the pallid glow of flickering street lamps. Clever C. Raptor staggered through the cracked sidewalks of the forgotten districts, each step a heavy protest from legs stiffened by exhaustion and soaked through with the rain’s relentless assault. His scales, once slick with the oily residue of years unwashed, now clung to him like a second skin of grime, weighed down by the night’s soaking.

The cardboard box—his refuge for the night—had dissolved into a sodden ruin, collapsed and forgotten beneath the pouring sky. The smell of burned polyester still clung to his nostrils, a bitter reminder of the pillow’s violent demise, mingling with the fetid stench of the city’s gutters. His throat was raw, throat dry as sandpaper; the rain did nothing to quench the thirst clawing inside his chest.

With no destination, no plan, Clever wandered like a lost ghost in his own pathetic life. His mind flickered between the absurdity of his situation and the gnawing ache of loneliness. Every reflective puddle revealed a monstrous caricature of himself: scales dull and patched with grime, eyes bloodshot and haunted, mouth curled in a grimace that was almost a snarl. The gutters whispered past him, carrying discarded remnants of other lives—wilted flowers, crushed soda cans, cigarette butts soaked in the city’s endless decay.

His steps faltered near a cracked manhole, the iron grate slick beneath his claws. For a moment, he considered slipping into the murky darkness below, to drown in the cold oblivion that seemed almost preferable to his waking nightmare. But stubbornness—or perhaps the faintest ember of hope—kept him moving forward.

Morning found Clever a shivering wreck, soaked to the bone, dehydrated, and on the edge of collapse.

But far off, the neon glow of the MonsterMart blinked like a distant beacon, a sanctuary promising relief from the grime and rot. Summoning the last shreds of willpower, Clever dragged his aching body toward that light, each step a battle against the crushing weight of self-loathing and fear.

When he finally crossed the threshold, the sterile, artificially scented air struck him like a shock, alien and terrifying. The aisle of personal care products stretched before him—a dazzling, pristine world where Clever’s journey toward something resembling normalcy would begin… if only he could find the courage to take the first step.

But as he stared into the personal care aisle, his eyes locked onto the toothbrushes—a riot of color and cleanliness—his heart seized in panic.

He reached out, fingers trembling, fingertips brushing the handle… and then, overwhelmed by terror at the very thought of being clean for the first time in twelve years, he dropped the brush and fled, the stench of failure heavier than ever.
In Any rp 1 yr ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Chapter One: The Stench of Failure

Clever C. Raptor did not hear the first knock. Nor the second. He was too immersed in a Monster Munter Milds speedrun, talons twitching over the sticky WASD keys of his filth-encrusted battle station. His monitors glowed with the radiant light of animated thighs. Piles of ramen containers swayed precariously beside a puddle of what may have once been energy drink—or possibly something he coughed up last week.

Only when the door shuddered open with a slam and the overpowering scent of lemon-scented disinfectant cut through the air like a holy blade did Clever blink his bloodshot eyes and hiss in indignation.

There, silhouetted in the hallway’s flickering light, stood his parents.

Mrs. Raptor wore a gas mask. Mr. Raptor held a clipboard and a bottle of bleach like a priest holding a crucifix.

“Clever,” Mr. Raptor said through gritted teeth, “this is an eviction notice.”

The NEET dino blinked. “Is this because I screamed at Mom for opening my waifu body pillow in the mail again?”

“No, son,” Mrs. Raptor rasped. “It’s because we haven’t smelled anything else in the house since 2019. The wallpaper peeled itself off the walls. Your 'Pocky Tower' collapsed and sent three neighbor kids to the ER. We buried the cat.”

“She was still alive,” Mr. Raptor added grimly. “She just couldn’t take it anymore.”

Clever opened his mouth to argue, but the wave of halitosis that rolled forth caused the hallway light to flicker. His parents recoiled.

“You are not coming back until you learn to bathe,” Mrs. Raptor snapped. “Shower. Floss. Use soap, you little freak!”

“And for god’s sake,” Mr. Raptor hissed, tossing a travel-sized deodorant at his son’s feet, “wipe.”

Then they were gone. The door slammed. A deadbolt clicked.

Silence.

Clever C. Raptor stood alone, holding his anime mousepad in one claw, the faint echo of a J-pop outro theme playing somewhere in the background. For a moment, he simply stared at the deodorant like it was a cursed artifact.

Then—slowly, achingly—he knelt down and picked it up.

Somewhere deep in his unwashed soul, a seed stirred.

If he wanted back in the basement… he would have to crawl through hell.

Soap hell. Toothpaste hell. Loofah hell.

And so the filthiest NEET to ever hatch from an egg began his most perilous quest yet:

Becoming marginally presentable.
I hope everyone's having a good Monday
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In Book Quotes 1 yr ago Forum: Spam Forum
He closed his eyes and he turned his head and he raised one hand to fend away what could not be fended away. Chigurh shot him in the face. Everything that Wells had ever known or thought or loved drained slowly down the wall behind him. His mother's face, his First Communion, women he had known. The faces of men as they died on their knees before him. The body of a child dead in a roadside ravine in another country.

— Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
In Book Quotes 1 yr ago Forum: Spam Forum
No respect for beauty—that was characteristic of today’s society. The works of the great masters were at most employed as ironic references, or used in advertising. Michelangelo's The Creation of Adam, where you see a pair of jeans in place of the spark.

The whole point of the picture, at least as he saw it, was that these two monumental bodies each came to an end in two index fingers that almost, but not quite, touched. There was a space between them a millimetre or so wide. And in this space—life. The sculptural size and richness of detail of this picture was simply a frame, a backdrop, to emphasise the crucial void in its centre. The point of emptiness that contained everything.

And in its place a person had superimposed a pair of jeans.


There was no one to be seen so she gave in freely to her sobs as she made her way home, pressed her arms against her stomach; the pain lodged in there like an ill-tempered foetus.

Let a person in and he hurts you.

There was a reason why she kept her relationships brief. Don't let them in. Once they're inside they have more potential to hurt you. Comfort yourself. You can live with the anguish as long as it only involves yourself. As long as there is no hope.

— John Ajvide Lindqvist, Let the Right One In
In Book Quotes 1 yr ago Forum: Spam Forum
Of course a lot of guys were ashamed. Somebody said let's go out and fight for liberty and so they went out and got killed without ever once thinking of liberty. And what kind of liberty were they fighting for anyway? How much liberty and whose kind of liberty? Were they fighting for the liberty of eating free ice cream cones all their lives or for the liberty of robbing anybody they pleased whenever they wanted to or what? You tell a man he can't rob and you take away some of his liberty. You've got to. What the hell does liberty mean anyhow? It's a word like house or table or any other word. Only it's a special kind of word. A guy says house and he can point to a house to prove it. But a guy says come on let's fight for liberty and he can't show you liberty. He can't prove the thing he's talking about so how in the hell can he be telling you to fight for it? No sir anybody who went out and got into the front line trenches to fight for liberty was a goddamn fool and the guy who got him there was a liar.

— Dalton Trumbo, Johnny Got His Gun
Yeah sorry for the role I played in that. I had an outline ready to go, including name/faceclaim and all the other details, but I noticed even the people who'd put most of the work into a functioning sheet weren't posting. I could have put the work in out of principle, or I could have redirected my energies elsewhere. But once one or two people start showing reservations, before you know it the whole cast is.

Doesn't justify, but hopefully explains.
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