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Bonny Mako


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Bonny made a face as she saw the pasty-lookin' bloke walking towards them with his shoulders hunched in that "I'll kill you bitches!" pose. She turned to whisper to Olivia.

"Ah shit, I think he mighta heard us, Liv," she said, completely missing the point.

Bonny steeled herself, fully prepared to apologize if that's what it took to stop a fight. A Faunus like her didn't need that on her record, especially not on her first day. Then she caught a whiff of his breath.

She covered her nose with her sleeve. "Shiver me timbers, what the bloody hell didya eat?! Yer breath smells like someone stuck a candle up yer ass and lit it! Makes me want to dance the hempen jig, cripes!"

Bonny knew full well this wasn't helping her case. Then again, maybe she didn't. But god almighty, that smell was awful! It's like he brushed his teeth and bathed himself every day or something! And it was right up in her face!

Her eyes started to water. Gently, she pinched her nose shut and took a deep breath.
Speaking of Ozpin's group and being sexy:

I love how four or five members of the group are as tall as or substantially taller than most adult humans, despite the fact that every single player character is 17.


Hey, it's no weirder than the entire Council of Oz being freakish giants who are all taller than six feet (even Glynda, which I initially thought was strange, then hot).
Post is up. Bonny is the classiest lass.

Also, anyone ever wonder if you can eat Grimm? I mean like, we know they dissolve when they die, but what if you take a bite out of one when it's alive or use the ashes/skull mask to mix up a nice Grimm bone meal to make pancakes with? Think it would taste bad/make you evil? xD





Bonny coughed, wiping the spittle from her mouth and rubbing it off in the grass. Hundreds of feet below them, there was a faint wet splat, followed by the sound of a Grimm howling in anger.

"The beast tried to do me in," she said, referring to her fish lunch that was all over the forest floor below. "But I wouldn't let the bastard win. Just a bit of bad chum is all. Don't let it get to ya. Though by the looks of it, they caught ya all shanghaied with yer panties around yer ankles too, didn't they?"

The shark Faunus rose to her feet, dusting herself off. She held out her hand. Honestly she was surprised any of the human students were talking to her on her first day here, but if she wanted to chat, she owed her the courtesy.

"Name's Bonny Mako, pirate queen of the seven seas. We're both here in misery, so let's get along, yeah? Else I'll have to keelhaul you." She waited for a second before remembering this was a prominently anti-Faunus environment and that the girl might have actually taken her seriously. "That was a joke, by the way. I ain't actually gonna keelhaul ya. I didn't bring enough rope for that."

She burst out laughing, thinking she was the funniest thing since an Ursa tap-danced with a monkey. Everyone else probably thought she was just crazy. Or drunk. Maybe both. Probably both.

Bonny took another swig from her flask, sighing with refreshment.

"Say, you have any idea what the deal is with that pasty-lookin' bloke over there? You know, the one who looks like he ain't ever taken a proper shit before in his life? He looks a bit like sharkbait. We sure he ain't gonna be spontaneously combustin' soon as the sun starts touchin' his skin?"
Well my next post will be considerably shorter, but that's just how it goes when all the shenanigans are out of the way.
@Turboshitter I admin a TTT server. Pretty fun (ESPECIALLY if people act dumb). Anyways, if that bit about Bonny's outfits bothers you, then I can edit it.


Nah it didn't bother me, it just reminded me that not everyone might have read it. It's still a very short top xD
Anyway, I have a post mostly written that I'll probably have up in the next couple hours once Fallout 4/Gmod start to bore me. Speaking of, anyone here play Trouble in Terrorist Town or Fistful of Frags?
@Turboshitter What? Huh, what? What do you mean "some people didn't read about Bonny's clothing style"? I don't, uh, um, see any, uh, people who... who did that, uh... hey what's that thING OVER THERE WHOOP WOOPWOOPWOOP woop woop woop


No worries I didn't read yours all the way through, remember? xD

But yeah, I figured the first time was just Vlad having a low opinion of her because she's a Faunus, but after Olivia said she was dressed like a stripper it occurred to me I'd never really pointed out that some parts of the pictures I gave for her are inaccurate lol
Since Jaune is obviously actually the best character in the series I'm considering partner attack names in his honor [this has nothing to do with any actual teams that may come into play in the future]

Olivia and Rood : Static Shock
One of the things about friction is that it can lead to electricity (something I noted when making Rood but I felt it wouldn't be appropriate since I feel velocity/inertia change as well as the other stuff I mentiond can be pretty powerful in itself) but I feel like her electricity plus his friction could equate to a whole team getting zapped in one shot

Bonny and Sage: Surf and Turf
With Bonny's semblance and fire breathing, she could probably sense hidden enemies and work with Sage so he knows exactly where to shoot with the added bonus of having flaming arrows if desired

Vlad and Rowan: Overkill

I can't say nuthin' bout the semblance but IT'D BE COOL I PROMISE

I got so many of these guys, you don't even know


>Surf and Turf

I love it. Yet more reasons for Team BRSS to be a thing xD

EDIT: Ohmygod I had an amazing idea. For anyone who's played the Ninja Storm games, you'll know what I'm talking about when I say I can totally imagine Bonny and Sage having a team attack that involves using Sage's Semblance to trap enemies in a flammable wood prison.
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