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Wes blushed, momentarily caught off-guard at Seyrun's words, then scowled.
"Your 'word' is worth about as much to me as dirt, Seyrun. Same goes for your family's name. And believe me, that was not my intention." Wes sighed. "The bathroom is in the back."
Wes eyed her with suspicion (though notably trying to avoid looking at her bra now that she'd brought it up). He'd have to be careful around her, lest his newfound power over his mortal enemy go to his head and make him say or do something stupid.
"And stop calling me 'Master'!" he yelled back. "It's freaking me out!"
Worried about what his Servant might think of him after that little tongue-in-cheek tirade, Wes turned to Caster.
You know none of what she said is true, right Tamamo? he communicated mentally. I mean I would never... not for that reason... and not to you! Don't let her get to you. She's just trying to play the situation to her advantage because she thinks she can swindle this "boorish, unrefined commoner" out of his Servant.
And before she could say anything, Wes quickly added, And it's not that I don't trust you! It's that I don't trust her. Believe me, anyone who tries to waltz into someone else's home and immediately start saying stuff like that is plotting something. She's evil, not stupid.
Wes chuckled to himself. Her tactics, while hitting irritatingly close to home, were funny in their own way.
She's probably steaming mad the Grail didn't pick her. Don't worry, I'm not some freak who'd take advantage of a prostrating woman. Seyrun is just an exception on account of her being the actual spawn of Satan. And uhhh... you don't actually have to do any of that kind of stuff for me. I'm not actually into that... he said, somewhat embarrassed.
Wes smiled. "No no, that's fine."
In all honesty, I just wanted you to knock her down a peg, he told Tamamo mentally. Killing her really won't be necessary. I mean, I'm not that cold-hearted. At worst we should just keep her locked up somewhere. She could still be useful, after all. I just wanted to see if she'd shape up and start taking me seriously after having that gaudy boa constrictor almost drown her.
Wes smiled evilly. I mean, after all the abuse she and her "elite" magus friends put me through at the Clocktower, this much is deserved and should be expected, right?
"So Seyrun," he said, still smiling serenely. "How was the dip? Feel like having a serious conversation now or are we going to keep trying to think of ways we can stab each other in the back like a bunch of idiots? I'll tell you right now, I'm not letting you steal Caster, so you can just forget about that. She's mine. I think I'd sooner kiss the feet of Lord El-Melloi than let you have her."
For a moment, Wes just stared at her in stunned silence.
"... Ummm, okayyy. Setting aside the fact that I'm actually kind of spoken for, surprise surprise, do you seriously think I'm a retard, or are you just being facetious? Because honestly, right now? It's kinda hard to tell."
He sighed.
Moreover, just what the hell is wrong with the women in my life?
"Caster, just... just get rid of her. Maybe throw her off the side of the boat or something, I dunno."
Of course he realized that an unaffiliated magus was still a valuable asset to be had (even if she was so painfully obviously trying to con him so she could stab him in the back and steal Caster later), but he also realized a bath in cold, murky seawater before 10:00 am had a way of taking the attitude out of a person. But seriously... just what the hell was wrong with the women in his life lately? Was it him or was Fuyuki just a magnet for weirdoes?
I really hope Tamamo didn't take her seriously... then again, it might be fun to see what kind of cruel and unusual punishment her jealousy can create.
Wes chuckled to himself. If nothing else, he could at least take away the happy memory of humiliating a Clocktower elite from this Grail War.
>Donald Trump is a magus
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. WAAAAY TOO WELL.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING. WAAAAY TOO WELL.
I've heard from the GM this this thread is actually cancelled, as of April 1st 2016. They say they're sorry to have wasted all of your time.
I wasn't a huge fan of the anime (though admittedly I only watched a few episodes), but the concept is and was always neat, so you have my interest I guess.
Is this uhhh... is this still a thing? Can I apply? >.>
Is there a Dark Amazon Prime too? Same day shipping on all your scrolls and magical ingredients PLUS free streaming of all the Grail War coverage live from Fuyuki?
"That's my line," Wes said, somewhat irritated. "I know you haven't forgotten Caster is here because you literally just explained why this 'take command of the situation' attitude you seem to have here isn't fooling anyone, so stop trying it. This isn't the Clocktower, you know."
He sighed.
"But," he said, fully resigned to the forbidden things he was about to say. "Because I am such a kind, generous soul, I will keep an open mind to your proposal. Provided of course you listen to mine first."
Wes held up one finger.
"One. As of right now, this is a hostage situation. Not a partnership. You're going to tell us everything you know then swear under oath that you'll help us instead of selling us out the moment it becomes convenient. Then I'll consider making you an equal partner in this instead of just locking you in a closet for the rest of the Grail War. Two," he said, holding up another finger. "I make the rules. And by that I mean 'I make the rules and Caster enforces them'. Very strictly. We do this my way or not at all, so you'd better ready to get down and dirty with some serious heresy. Once you've agreed, I won't accept any objections or take-backsies. Three-"
Wes' eyes became dark as he outlined the third and final rule of his counter-proposal.
"At the end of this, the wish is mine. Caster doesn't want it, and I'm not sharing it. This is something we need to be in total, unambiguous agreement on if we're going to work together."
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