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Fate/stay Night - War of the Fourteen Magi - High Casual

@vancexentan Posted an almost-done WIP sheet of Rider's Master.

Fate/stay Night - War of the Fourteen Magi - High Casual

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I AM THE BONER OF MY SWORD BONER

ANTICIPATION IS MY BODY AND ADRENALINE IS MY BLOOD

I HAVE WAITED OVER A THOUSAND HOURS

UNKNOWN TO BEING PATIENT NOR KNOWN TO CALMING DOWN

HAVE WITHSTOOD INSANITY TO WAIT FOR THIS GAME

YET THESE HANDS MAY FINALLY HOLD A CONTROLLER

SO AS I PLAY

UNLIMITED HYPE WORKS

Fate/stay Night - War of the Fourteen Magi - High Casual

Still gonna Saracen Boogaloo either way :v

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That's the thing assassin isn't the one who's probably going to kill Brynhilda. He's not the only enemy servant who likes playing dirty. And it's far to early to be killing off enemy assassin especially considering what he just did to Lancer should tell you how strong he really is.

@vancexentan

So far you've been saying that about all the NPCs :P

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Father Walter is going to be sick of you peoples' collective shit by the end of the first night isn't he?

@vancexentan

I have never been in a Fate RP where the Overseer isn't sick of everyone by the end xD

In all honesty, I think after how many people he'll have killed tonight before the war has even officially begun (Lancer, Amina and Brynhildr), a little Assassin-hunt special event could be fun and appropriate. Whether it actually ends with anyone fighting or killing Assassin is obviously up to you, but I think it could be cool *shrugs*

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DEUS VULT, INFIDELS. TONIGHT WE MARCH TO CLAIM THE ASSASSIN'S HEAD.

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Albert Prelati

Interacting with: Berserker (@Grey)

Fuyuki Hyatt Hotel - 7:48 PM December 1st, 2012

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Suddenly flat on his back, eyes staring at the ceiling, Albert rubbed the sore spot on his forehead where she had poked him. That was what he'd observed her doing anyway. A poke. It had felt more like a headbutt from a pro linebacker.

Mon dieu...

He got back up, tipping the chair until it sat upright once again. He settled into it, relieved that Roland seemed either quick to forgive, or at least not as angry as her words had suggested.

"Is zat it zen, ma chère? Zat's everyzing? If all you desired was for me to be more frank wiz you, zen all you 'ad to do was tell me. Here, let me start. Ow, zat fucking 'urt, go rot in 'ell you stupid Servant."

He grinned to show his jest was all in good fun, then cleared his throat. "Now zen, as for your conditions, I do not believe I shall 'ave any problems aquiescing to zem. I do admit zat I find zem to be a bit old-fashioned, but it's not like I 'ad any plans to go around acting so villainously anyway. Ze Prelatis are not cowards, nor are zey so self-serving." Wiz ze exception of one... Albert thought grimly to himself. "'Owever, do not come whining to me later when I 'old you to zem. What you tell me now is what I will base my strategies on, so if zere are any exceptions to zese rules zen you'd better speak up."

She spoke up again, a rather spooky smile accompanying her words. It sent a chill down his spine. Nevertheless, he felt overjoyed that she'd asked. As it just so happens he had the perfect mission for her.

"Ah yes, ze familiars. I 'ad almost forgotten about zem," he lied with a barely contained mirth. "Well, zey 'aven't really seen anyzing interesting just yet. Alzough, zere was zis one busy little bee who told me 'e'd just seen Lancer and zat mercenary fellow's female accomplice murdered in cold blood just outside ze church by some mysterious masked man dressed all in black. Apparently 'e wore a turban and said somezing about Allah before 'e killed zem. I didn't zink 'e was telling me ze truth. I mean, it would be so unbelievably ridiculous for Lancer to be killed so early in ze game, but..."

He smiled wickedly. "Perhaps you would still like for us to investigate, ma chère?"

Albert didn't even feel the need to second-guess whether or not she'd take the bait. If there was anyone alive who hated Muslims more than conservative pundits, the Jews, and other Muslims, it was probably the great crusader Roland (although they'd been called "saracens" back then). Assassin would be an easy target. It concerned him somewhat that he'd managed to take care of Lancer so easily, but he was more than confident enough that Berserker could handle it. Her rage and righteous indignation would only add fuel to the fires of her bloodlust, and with as many spare eyes as Albert possessed, they would certainly never be caught off-guard by any Assassin. It was the perfect warmup exercise.

And so began the long awaited sequel to the smash hit of the tenth century a thousand plus years in the making. Deus Vult 2: Saracen Boogaloo.

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speaking of stuff like that.

Wheres my heavens feel anime

@1Charak2

Fate/stay Night - War of the Fourteen Magi - High Casual

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Gonna join the party

why is this a thing

@1Charak2

Saber's response

Fate/stay Night - War of the Fourteen Magi - High Casual

@Turboshitter wanted me to show him this after I referenced it, but instead of showing just him I feel that I must show the world:

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@Grey

Oh god that's so fucking great I'm dying. I have to repay you for this somehow. Will this do?

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