<Snipped quote by Unhinged>
I have a real job.
*Pulls the trigger, launching a white thin beam directly at your forehead, which is accelerated as soon as it passes through the magic circle*
*The crowd roars in excitement at the first attack, and I snap my fingers as the speakers around center stage begin to play what sounds like drums at the start of a song*
Could have fooled me. You’re dressed like you live in a box.