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    1. UrbanEvolution 11 yrs ago

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10 yrs ago
I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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10 yrs ago
How many unarmed, flaccid clones of yourself do you think it would it take to kill Harambe?
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10 yrs ago
THIS ROCK IS MY WIFE. AND THIS IS MY SPAWN.
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10 yrs ago
MOONINITES. DUPLICATE. REUNITE. AND UNNIHILATE.
10 yrs ago
It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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Bio

I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.



My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman

Most Recent Posts

Jon, If tumblr has taught me anything, it's that I shouldn't treat you any different. If you want to live a normal life you cannot expect us to treat you like you're different. Not if you want to be taken seriously. We empathize with your situation and we understand if it takes you time to post or need to go for a while, but that's about as far as any of us will go. None of us asked about your brother, or your depression, or whatever else you have that Im not mentioning. You announced them anyways. I dont bring up my problems to you guys because this is supposed to be a stress free environment. I'm not going to put my issues on you guys. Maxx, Leo, Allen, Septic, Jonny, Ink, DB, He Who Walks... None of us do that. Neither should you. So I'm asking you politely to not do that any more.
Huh?
I made a post regarding you, and because it is potentially sensitive I amd speaking with the others as to whether I should post it in the OOc for public view or not.
Temporarily removed.
Id rather it take someone like me, someone who struggles with learning more years to graduate so that i don get fucked into the streets homelss, jobless and potentially lifeless.
If you think taking extra time wont get you fucked into the streets, you're delusional because you're just as if not more likely to get fucked into the streets. It's far more competitive these days than is was twenty years ago. At that time you didnt need a college degree to support a family. Now you do. Colleges, at least the good ones, are very picky about who they allow to attend. If you take a long time and dont do well on the exams at the end, they'll drop you like a sack of potatoes if you're making them look bad. It's unfortunate but it's how life works. Also, >Leo's joke >The Ozone Layer >Earth's Crust >Hell >You Waaaaaaaay over your head.
<Snipped quote by SepticGentleman> Correction; Allen, Nick, and Maxx. That's 50%, broski. The rest are enigmas.
For anyone who doesnt know, I am Nick. Septic is my sex slave in our spare time.
<Snipped quote by UrbanEvolution> Get back to me when you evolve into a being with better insults.
I called every one of the burn centers on the wikipedia, they said that I had no burns and your attempt at spitting fire should be written down in the history books as one of the worst attempt at a comeback to ever place it's wretched and pathetic existence on this blue and green earth. It's mere presence alone has done more damage to the world's ozone layer than all the methane gas produced by all cows that have and will exist in history in one fell swoop because there has never been a comeback that shitty before and there will never be a comeback that shitty again. I am being totally serious in saying this, in case you couldn't tell.
Sorry for my lack of a post. I'm busy with school assignments, but I'll try to make a post by Thursday or Friday.
Apology not accepted. You're a disappointment to the whole RP.
I dont know if you're being serious or not (because I wasn't and I've made it clear many times that I'm almost never serious in the OOC), but if you want to interpret that as me putting you dont and making fun of you/being a dick and take offense to something that really wasn't offensive I'm not going to stop you. 4 u Jonny
I've come to the conclusion that you can't TRULY piss maxx off... Otherwise why else would he need to drink a potion to make himself angry? :s
Ha HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I come back from a weekend of actually being my teenage self for once to see all this... Profound talk... If you want good writers gtfo. We are free roleplaying in the advance section from now on to piss Maxx off.
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