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I went and found the rest of my soul being guarded by a giant floating rock and punched it. My soul, I mean. Not the rock. I yelled at that.
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It is time to investigate the CASE OF THE PIZZA CRYPTID.
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I've been told that my username sounds like a new brand of women's perfume, whatever the hell that means.



My main fuccbois:
@Dragonbud
@Spoopy Scary
@Maxx
@Mr Allen J
@He Who Walks Behind
@SepticGentleman

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Maxine Carter & Carter Trenton



Now where was I...

With a flick of her lighter, Maxine had ignited her cigarette. A stream of grey smoke came off as she held the cigarette in between her fingers, taking small steps. She heard some loud-ass rap music in the distance, but didn't pay it any mind. So far, her big heist on the Fiends was going nowhere. The guys at the Kushi Bar were useless, and she ended up wasting her time. So now, she's walking around Knightdale Rows, smoking a cigarette before settling in some hipster club for the night. She blew out a puff of smoke, and it was sucked into her body. No one would notice in all this darkness. Eh, well, there's always tomorrow. Maybe her yield will be better then. She didn't notice, but she was walking towards the scene of the party - and she heard the song a lot better. Now, music being blasted late at night was not alien to Knightdale Rows (It's usually a club). But rap music? Nah... that ain't Knightdale's style. Eaglerock's, yeah - but she was surprised that there wasn't police all over the place for noise complaints.

Well, she's not doing anything, so might as well give the place a look. She casually slid her hands into her pockets, and then strolled over there, towards the beach in fact. It wasn't too far off from Knightdale, but once it caught her eye, it made her grin. What was before Maxine was a beach house, really expensive. The kind of shit for the rich fucks. Obviously there was one hell of a party going on there for the kids that obviously get too much money from their parents... And all Maxine saw were opportunities. Just sneak into this party for rich kids, then walk right on out of here.

Maxine, giggling under her breath, let the cigarette fall from her lips, and she crushed it under her foot as she began walking towards the beach house. Hands in pocket. She walked up the steps, and briefly wondered how the hell she's gonna get in. Whatever, she could always turn into smoke, and fly in....

Only to run face first into a much, much taller man, who was holding a glass of water, of all things.

"Hey! Watch it!" Maxine shouted as this giant piece of man meat appeared out of god damn no where. God, she hated this party already. She took a step back, and took a good look at him.

"Oh shoot," Carter said, reaching over and putting a steadying hand on her shoulder in case she began to fall. "Sorry about that." he finished. He was very... warm. He was also very tall, and had a relatively thin frame. Despite this however, he did have broad shoulders and muscle was noticeable on his body. His eyes were wide though as he looked up and down her body. His skin was baren of any and all ink and he smelt like men's cologne more than anything else. He was dressed differently too. It was still casual but at the same time, more formal than most of the other kids- who were showing up in swimsuits or no shirts. He had black jeans on, sneakers, and a grey button-down collared shirt with a Volcom emblem on the front pocket with a white undershirt.

"You dont look like you're at the right party?" he said, his eyebrow furrowing in question as his eyes went back up to meet hers.

Now, Maxine took a step back, and crossed her arms. Taking a look at the stranger - who had to be around her age. He asked her if she was at the right party. No, of course not. She's obviously fucking here to crash it and steal some stuff. No one needed to know that. Maxine smirked, and slid her hands into her pockets. "Heh, could say the same about you, sweetheart." She chuckled for a moment. "But, lemme tell you, I'm at the right party. So, mind lettin' me in?"

Carter blinked, but didn't move, unsure of how to react to the situation. He was totally dressed right for this party, wasn't he? And why was she suddenly calling him sweetheart. He was genuinely confused because, as things went- some tattooed girl who smelt like smoke and ashes was not only not his usual quarry but also not the type to be calling him any type of endearing names.

"Sweatheart?" he said, dumbly. His eyebrows furrowing even more.

Maxine rolled her eyes. "... I call everyone sweetheart."

Carter's brow relaxed some, and he stepped to the side somewhat to let her in. "Right, sorry about that."

Heh, worked like a charm. Maxine grinned as she stepped into the beach house - which honestly felt more like a mansion. She looked around, and nearly laughed. For all this class and money these rich kids supposedly have, they throw down and party just like everyone else. Now, all she has to do is enjoy herself, and find something to jack at the last second....

"You'd THINK it would be more classy than this." Carter said from behind her. He sipped his water and pointed as the people around him. " 'Taylor Pierpoint invites you to her party in her mansion at 8PM.' read the email. Nothing else. You'd think she'd give us more to go on but noooooooo." he finished crossing his arms. "I honestly dont see the novelty of the whole get drunk and wake up with chlamydia and strangers."

Maxine nearly fucking jolted the second she heard this giant weirdo behind her. A part of her wanted to punch him in the face, but another part of her wanted to stay low-key. "Y-yeah... how could ANYONE see the appeal in that?" Maxine said, sarcastically, rolling her eyes as she turned around to look Carter in his eyes. This guy's obviously a square. Like the kind of kid that latched onto his mother's titty for too long and didn't get a chance to experience life for himself. But that brings up another question: how did his ass get invited here in the first place? Though, she'd have to remember the name "Taylor Pierpoint".

"I'm glad SOMEONE agrees with me. Killing my liver is not on my to-do list." he said, finishing his water and holding it awkwardly instead of dropping it on the ground and leaving it like any other person his age would do. "So, how'd you get invited here? You dont seem like the type for raves." he said, looking around. "...Or whatever the hell this is."

"I could ask you the same question, sugar." Maxine looked over her shoulder as she spook, and quickly turned around all the way. He's questioning why she's here, and that he doesn't look like the rave type. Well, how the fuck would you know? Maxine thought to herself. "Me? I hit up all sorts of clubs and raves all over Knightdale Rows." She answered, taking a few steps to the side. "Taylor invited me to this party since we met in school, and she liked the way I thrashed."

Carter shrugged. "Fair enough. She invited all of Academy 12, so here I am. Along with the rest of the school." he explained. He ignored her final statement, or at least to since he had no idea what she meant by 'thrashed'. He stuck out his hand for her to shake. "Carter. Carter Trenton. It's nice to meet you."

Oh God, I'm going to get your nice guy all over my hands. Maxine looked at Carter's hand like he was holding a gun to her. She swallowed her pride, and shook his hand - not without getting a little bit of ash on him. Just to screw with him. Thank God that Taylor happened to invite people from Academy 12, so she has some credence, at least. "Maxine Carter, and I also just so happen to go to Academy 12." She was basically announcing that she was a Metahuman... but so was he. Though, she had no interest in showing off, or learning about his power. Maxine took one look around, and saw so many different faces. And a guy dancing with a lampshade on his head. Now, that guy looked like he was having a good time. She turned back towards Carter, and shrugged, asking, "So, what do you know about some of the people here? I could ask Taylor, but I don't really stick around the rich crowd much."

When Carter retracted his hand and looked at his palm. Ash. Fire based meta human, he was willing to bet on it. He gave her the 'stop' expression. It really wasn't a big deal to him considering most if not all of the students here were metahumans from Academy 12, and if she was from the same place then it went to explain the situation even farther. He reached forward and wiped his hand on her vest or whatever the hell it was, and put his hand in his pocket. He watcher her eyes as she looked around.

She had to refrain from punching him in the face. Maybe she'll come back to punch him in the dick.

"That guy over there? With the lampshade? Drake Blackmore. Taylor's ex, I think. I'm not too into the rich crowd myself- but they know me I guess." he explained. "A few names you'll probably hear though are Neal, Claire, Ryan Corvo, Johnny Valos, his half sister Gabe, his other half sister Sylvia, Abe, Eli, and of course- Drake. Those are Taylor's friends who she more than likely personally invited."

Hmmm... She had no idea who these people were. Eh, whatever. At least that answered her question. Though, she felt she needed to know a bit more about Taylor, than these nobodies... Wait, wait, wait! Are they all Metahumans? That would not be great if Maxine blows her cover, and she gets decimated by twenty different powerhouses at once. She could hold her own in a Meta-fight preeeetty well, but if someone whips out the water, she's out. Eh, she shouldn't worry about it. She looked around some more, hoping to find a secret spot....

"You smell like smoke. Do you smoke?"

"Yeah, why?" Maxine asked him right back.

"Because you smell like smoke. I'm pretty sure I covered that a second ago."

".... This going to be a problem?" Just to screw with him, Maxine pulled out a cigarette, and slid it in her mouth and held it tightly with her lips. She pulled out her lighter with a scorpion logo on the side and lit it. People are drinking, fucking, and smoking weed in here. Sue her.

"Didn't your mama tell you not to do that indoors? C'mon man. And honestly just use your power for it or something. Why do you even carry around a lighter? Cool points?"

Okay, she couldn't help but raise an eyebrow at this boy. She looked him straight in the eye and silently asked "are you serious, bruh? Are you fucking serious?". Mama told her not to smoke, not to drink, not to get tattoos - but quite frankly, her mama don't give a fuck. Which is why she's doing this in the first place. "Ooooooooh no!" Maxine had the cigarette in between her fingers as she put her hands on the side of her head, making a comical "shocked" face. "I'm breaking the rules! In a room full of people - breaking the rules!" She rolled her eyes as she took a inhale of cigarette smoke. "And for the record, I don't like using my powers all that much. I like to exercise a bit of subtlety... in a room full of Metahumans."

"You dont like using your powers? The ash that was on my hand says otherwise." he said, crossing his arms and wiggling his eyebrows. But she had a point. Although two wrongs didn't necessarily make it any better...

"Anyways, I dont know you that well Max, so I wont judge. But you and I both know you like using that power of yours. Whatever it is."

The eyebrow wiggling was creepy as fuck, but maybe Carter had a point. Or something. She didn't think about it. Of course, she could always just come up with some halfassed excuse, and see if this dolt will fall for it. "Oh, yeah, that..." She cut herself off once she realized that she didn't apologize or say anything after he wiped it on her. Just quit while you're ahead, Carter. She shrugged. "Guess you got a point there..." She inhaled some more precious cigarette smoke, and didn't blow it out at all. "Now, where's the bathroom? I gotta piss." She grinned slyly. "... Unless you're gonna follow me there, too." She started chuckling after her little poke at Carter. Wait, she just realized - his first name, is her last name. What are the odds?

"Oh, uh, bathroom's just dont the hall. Third left. Why would I go to the girl's bathroom with you?" he said, his eyebrow furrowing in confusion once again. "I'm pretty sure if I went in there while a girl was they'd be able to file for sexual harassment."

"... I was joking, you dolt." Maxine rolled her eyes. Jesus, this kid was born yesterday. Eh, whatever. The whole bathroom thing was just an excuse to get away from him before she punched him in the dick. With fire. And hot ash. "Later sweetheart." She said as she turned around, and followed his directions. Down the hall, third left... She came across the bathroom, and knocked on it. Only to get a loud,

"Go away!" From two people.

Maxine laughed. Looks like somebody's gettin' busy. She won't disturb them. She put her back against the wall, and peaked around the corner to see if Carter was looking. He moved on to other things, which presented an opportunity for her to go across the hall into another room.
Oh! As a heads up, I should probably mention I post kinda sporadically. I work everyday Sunday thru Thursday, and I do stuff after work frequently. Prolly won't be able to post anything til Tuesday night at the earliest.


You understand my struggles very well.
If we can find a place before Friday yeah otherwise it could get less than excellent. there is a good chance we will find a place though so that's good. Gonna have to tighten the belt really hard regardless.


Shit man, best of luck to you. I'm sorry that happened.
ENHANCE.


ENHANCE
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It makes his dongs bigger.


Ayy
@Mr Allen J

To be fair my parents left me be in past. It's not entirely unreasonable.

Although it could explain why I'm such an antsy little ball of hate.

@BurningDaisies

I really, really like your character. Probably because she reminds me of my own significant other. Her power seems really intersting though. Reagan (a character of my own) amplifies fire abilities when she's around. Makes me wonder what would happen if her AND Anna were around, say, Maxine. We should make this happen.

But I must ask, how would it affect physical altercations like in say, Henry, another character of mine?
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I know. It just sounds fun.


You know what else sounds fun?

You.

You posting in specific.
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Plague is going to murder Aiden in the most painful way possible.


You sound like Darkel.
SHIA LABEOUF INBOUND.
Henry Olin

Written in collaboration with @SepticGentleman...


8:02 AM...


The car ride was hot, and sweaty.

No necessarily to him- he was fairly comfortable, but if it's one thing he'd become accustomed to that wasn't the heat it was complaints ABOUT the heat.

But most of the complaints, and other issues with the car itself were forgotten fairly quickly as the car they were riding in finally came to a stop. They were home. Or at least, five out of the six were. He had never been stationed in Verthaven for a long period of time though. He didn't have much of a home.

When the doors were opened the first thing he noticed was that it was warm, it wasn't obscenely hot like it hat been. It was low eighties, at most. Comfortable California weather. He scanned the group of operators with careful eyes, looking for the one he'd had for a very long time. When his eyes fell upon HIS computer monkey, he smiled, grabbed his huge bag of personal items, and trudged over to the nerd. Caucasian, lean build, green eyes, thick glasses, stubble, and brown hair styled into a ridiculous faux hawk. Look never changed.

"There's my Godzilla." He said, walking over to Henry.

"Long time, no see Eli. How've you been?"

"Eh-heh..." Eli replied with a bit of a smirk, "Keeping tabs on you and all your uh, "side projects"? Been great."

"Fuck off. How's the girlfriend?"

"Molly's... okay, I guess. Still over in fuck-knows-where handling fuck-knows-what. She asked me to stop interrupting her work with the calls. Sensitive business or, something, whatever."

"I'm sorry. Bitches man... Have you got any places set up for me to stay before I go back to Black Fall in a few months?"

"Oh, yeah, I got you in a nice apartment in Chinatown. Plenty of tall buildings for you to knock over with your fat ass during your off-time."

"Oh, hardry-har-har." Henry said, rolling his eyes. "I'm actually not going to take a break like the others. I'm... gonna keep at it a little while longer. So I'm still open to any jobs you shoot my way."

"Had a feeling that'd be the case." He turned his head, seeing the rest of the agents and operators heading into the Headquarters. Eli waved his hand and began walking in the same direction. "C'mon, we'll talk inside."

As they walked inside the building, the first thing Henry noticed was the distinct feeling of air conditioning. Something he had not experienced in years now. Several of the other metas were ecstatic to feel it again. Namely Alexandria, who kissed her hand and placed it against the wall a few times. Henry himself didn't exactly care that much, but climate control was always nice.

"Any issues going on around Verthaven that I should expect to be assigned to?"

"Well if you didn't catch it on the way in, there's the whole Fiend nonsense. Probably going to call in all agents when and if riots start breaking out all over the city but, that's probably a ways away. There are agent parties slated to handle some raids in their territory tomorrow."

"God damn, so the Fiends have grown? Great. All we need is another gang of Tyrants. What about smaller jobs?"

"Well... nothing really outside of the issue to bother with. But uh... there is a smaller lead of sorts that you could act on."

"Shoot."

Eli pulled out a PDA from his pocket and fiddled with it for a moment, then turned it, showing a map of Verthaven's underground subsystems to Henry. "Verthaven's sewers have been kicking up in reported activity as of late. No one's really investigating but, I'm fairly certain the Fiends are using them to get around. I mean, there's not a lot of better options. You... if you're interested, that is, could probably have an easier time on your own down there, planting surveillance equipment. We can monitor whatever happens, maybe prevent the Fiends from launching some attacks in the process."

Henry nodded, putting his huge hand on Eli's back. " 'read my mind my friend!" He commented. On the PDA, he noticed a few sewer lines wee higher activity than others on a scale of green, yellow, and red. Simple enough- assuming it worked like traffic lights. Red was little, yellow was some, and green was all-systems-go.

"So you're up for downgrading from Godzilla to Killer Croc?" Eli asked, once again with that awful smirk.

Henry snorted, " 'course I am. When you look this ugly you cant go any lower." he said, a stupid grin on his face. He pointed to one of the areas on the PDA that was an outlier on the other areas. The activity was yellow in a few systems between Isabella and Estella isles, when the other areas were shades of red. And it didn't seem like there were any entry points around it either.

"What's this one?" He said, motioning to the area of his interest.

"That's underneath the Bazaar Riviera." Eli replied, zooming in on the section a bit. "Seems to be more commotion there than most other places on the western half of the city. Crossing point from Fiend territory into the homeland."

"Alright. Could you gather about fifteen or twenty petty officers for me, and organize an assignment to move through the city and plant some cameras around? Everyone's gotta have a buddy with 'em at all. I'll investigate that area myself. It might be a meeting point for the Fiends then. Who knows. But activity surrounded by none at all is fishy to me."

"I'll get started right away then."

"Make sure the cameras all link up to one device and to keep it incog. Be it monitored by you or me. I don't want any of the Fiends figuring out that they're being watched and doing it back or learning how to track said device down. I made that mistake a few years ago. Lost a few good guys."

"I'll keep the central console here with me. If you plan on going down there, it'd be best."

"Works for me. I'm gonna head down to my apartment and get settled. I'll head out to Bazaar Riviera tonight. Probably sometime at eight. I'll be in contact. That work for you?"

"Absolutely." Eli responded, pocketing his PDA. "Sure you wanna head down so soon though? Look like you wanna eat a cow."

"I always want to eat a cow. Have you ever been to Japan though? It's customary to give your neighbor their first meal as a housewarming. I'll be fine."

"If you say so. I'll be here then."



8:23 PM. Current Time...



"Eli, do you read?"

"Uh-huh. What's up?"

"I don't know if you can hear the background noise or not- but this really sucks."

"Oh I hear it. Can practically smell it through the comm too."

Henry sneezed. "Dont remind me."

The sewers were dark and smelly and in general gross and Henry was very regretful of taking this job. But it was easy money, and easy enough. Despite all the high activity areas there had been no incidents thus far. His height made it easier too. He could reach the ceiling easy enough because of it and his long arms. He got the best angles with the camera-gun. He could put it right in the corner, just about every time without risking camera integrity. Made life a little easier. He finished shooting one into the moist concrete and stepped back and waved. The cameras were nightvision-thermal. He knew Eli could see him.

"Hey, hey. Do the Shia LeBeouf thing."

Henry stepped back, and then to the side, his arms falling to his groin arms as if he were doing half a squat, and he breathed it. His eyes unblinking at the camera. He stood up straight again and stalked back and forth.

"Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just... DO IT." he just about yelled. He pointed at the camera. "YES YOU CAN." he said, turning to the side and stalking again. He stopped and looked at the camera. "Dont let you dreams be dreams. So just..." he said, stopping and doing a weird grabbing motion with his hands. "DO IT."

He could hear Eli having a fit of laughter over the comm.

"Brought to you in part by: Godzilla."

There was a moment of obvious recuperation, and probably reeling from some disappointed looks in the HQ, as Eli stifled his own laughter and continued. "Fucking... ahhhh, man. That was-"

He was cut off by a sound from further down the tunnel. Some kind of laughing.

"Eli, there are no officers in my area, right?"

"No?"

"See anything on any of the cameras? It sounded like it was to the east of my area."

"Checking the feeds..." There was a pause before Eli called out, "OH, holy shit. Okay uh... two figures just ran by the camera to your left and down."

"Get everyone out of the sewers ASAP. Everyone. The last thing we need is someone knowing NEST's here. Are they coming towards me?"

"They're about to pass by the next camera past your current tunnel."

"I've put up like sixty cameras today is that towards me or not?"

"To your LEFT, Henry!"

Henry whipped around to his left just as a huge figure ran past the end of the tunnel, with a smaller cackling figure running after it. "Shit!" Henry cursed, heaving and moving as quickly as his huge body could move down to the end of the tunnel. It took him about thirty seconds, but he made it. By this time however, the two figures were long gone. He would've been on their tails in an instant had this been two years ago before his appearance changed, but now...

"Fucking hell, there's no way I'll catch 'em. I'm not fast enough anymore." Henry said, his frustration showing. "I need you to watch my back. We know they're down here now but they don't know I am by the looks of it. Tell me if anyone's coming my way so I can be ready."

"I'll track them on the cams, but uh... there's a group of Fiends heading up that tunnel. Right now."
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