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3 yrs ago
Current Shoutout to you all whom I once wrote with and who are still writing today. I became my fictional character years ago, but only because you all encouraged me
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4 yrs ago
I only come back here to update my cosplay list. There was a time when I enjoyed writing about crossdressing characters...then I became one.
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6 yrs ago
I don't write anymore, but I like still like visiting this place once in a while.
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9 yrs ago
This one anti-Christian guy tried to convince me that "sex was the ultimate form of love." I then concluded that all rapists are just misunderstood affectionate people. He got triggered.
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9 yrs ago
Katsucon sometimes falls on Valentines weekend. I usually like to give out candy during that time 'cuz what's better than a cute Asian cosplayer giving your weeb ass attention? You're welcome, bro.
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Bio

Derp Bottom-Tier Crossplayer.

I've cosplayed:
-Ciel Phantomhive -ballgown (Black Butler) -2012
-GGO Kirito (Sword Art Online Season 2) - 2012
-Ruby Rose (RWBY) -2013
-Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa 2) - 2014
-Neopolitan (RWBY) -2015
-Nagisa Shiota - girl casual- (Assassination Classroom) - 2016
-Succubus (Vindictus) -2017
-UMP-45 (Girls/Dolls Frontline) - 2018
-Astolfo (Fate/Apocrypha) - 2018
-Saber Alter -Arthur Lolita- (Fate/Hollow Ataraxia) - 2019
-Rikka Takarada - (SSSS Gridman) -2019
-Grey (Lord El Melloi II Case Files) - 2020
-Froppy/Tsuyu Asui (My Hero Academia) -2020
-2-B / 2P (Soul Calibur VI alternate color/ 2-B[razilian]) - 2021
-Ryuko Matoi (Kill La Kill)- 2021
-Ayaka (Genshin Impact) - 2022
-Saber Alter - Armored - (Fate/Stay Night: Heaven's Feel) - 2022
-Yor (SpyXFamily) - 2022
-Yoru (Chainsaw Man) - 2023
-Blondie Rox (Blondie_Rox/Twitch Streamer) - 2023
-Korone Inugami (Hololive/VTuber) - 2023
-Rev Says Desu (YouTube Commentator / Twitch Streamer) - 2024
-Frieren (Frieren: Beyond Journey's End) - 2024
Taoqi (Wuthering Waves) - Katsucon 2025
-Maomao (Apothecary Diaries) - Otakon 2025
-Phoebe (Wuthering Waves) - Katsucon 2026

Non-Femm-presenting characters I've cosplayed:
Kadaj (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children) - 2011
Yukio (Blue Exorcist) - 2011
Kirito (Sword Art Online Season 1) - 2012
Shiro Emiya (Fate/Stay Night) 2016
HUNK/Alpha Team (Resident Evil 2 Remake) - 2019
Muichiro Tokito (Kimetsu no Yaiba) - 2024

Planning:
Stelle (Honkai Star Rail)
Okita Alter (Fate/Grand Order)
Integra Hellsing

Jeanne D'Arc/Ruler (Fate/Apocrypha) CANCELLED, LOST INTEREST
Narmaya (GranBlue Fantasy Verus) CANCELLED, GAINED TOO MUCH WEIGHT
M16 (Girls Frontline) CANCELLED DUE TO COVID PANDEMIC CANCELLING CONS FOR REMAINDER OF 2020-2021
Franka (Arknights) - DELAYED UNTIL COSPLAY COLLAB CAN BE CONFIRMED
Liskarm (Arknights) - DELAYED UNTIL COSPLAY COLLAB CAN BE CONFIRMED
Millie Parfait (Nijisanji) - CANCELLED DUE TO THE RECENT ISSUES WITH NIJISANJI'S BUSINESS PRACTICES
Corin Wickes (Zenless Zone Zero) CANCELLED, LOST INTEREST
Belle (Zenless Zone Zero) CANCELLED, LOST INTEREST
Roccia (Wuthering Waves) CANCELLED, LOST INTEREST

Need to work on:
-Better makeup skills
-Accessorizing
-Getting a camera
-Camera angles
-Cardio
-Weight Loss
-Lighting
-Poses
-Commissioning Photogs
-Anxiety issues

Most Recent Posts

With All Due Respect, The City is Falling

[A GuildFall Gaiden with @Celaira ]




One V One Gaming Hub, 1x1 Sector, Guild City;
30 min before the Wave


Fate was the universal oppressor. The true antagonist in the pursuit of happiness. The ultimate obstacle on the path to glory. It was neither good nor evil, but it was far from neutral.

Volen had always hated the concept. The idea that something inevitable would happen in his life, be it for benefit or loss, without cause, was just simply ludicrous. He hated the idea that, as an adult, he wasn't in complete control of his life. Though he refused to be a prisoner to fate, it didn't stop him from believing in it. Especially not after today.

One V One Gaming Hub was one of Guild City's famous tourist spots. Located within the 1 x 1 Sector, it was a paradise for gamers who preferred to keep their MMO parties to an effective duo. Not surprisingly, it served as a romantic getaway for many, and more than half of its entertainment services catered to that demographic. That isn't to say only lovers could enjoy One V One Gaming Hub. Some of the best gamers today started their journey to greatness in the Hub, having been personally taught by masters of the previous era.

Not one to fit under any of those categories, Volen just hoped a good 2-Player session would easy the anxiety that had been nagging him as of late. Upon entering the Hub, he was immediately greeted by a stern-faced girl with turquoise-colored hair. With the perpetual noises of arcade cabinets and deep bass from the step game machines, the girl had to shout in order to be heard.

"First timer? You gotta register first before you can play." She tilted her head towards the front desk. "Don't be fooled by the line, it goes quicker than you might think."

"Uh, actually," Volen started, almost forgetting to raise his voice. "I was hoping to convert an Avatar from another game. Do you have anything compatible with Unending War vers. 5?"

The girl made a deliberately assuring nod. "Yep! We even got a new game for Converters! It's called Castle Dephense. Something that you Unending War fans will really like. It's at quadrant 1. Over to your right. You can make a quick conversion at the machine."

He frowned at the keyboard as he took a seat at an open cabinet. He wasn't fond of PC MMOs, especially after what happened some weeks ago. He shook his head and went straight to entering his Avatar information.

Welcome, Sir Vernon Kresoveer! Please select a gaming platform


Volen's eyes widened at the customization features. The game allowed him to choose from using a controller pad, a mouse and keyboard, and an arcade stick. He selected the latter and went straight to a tutorial. To his amusement, Castle Dephense's gameplay was very similar to third person fighters like Gundam Extreme Versus and Dissidia Final Fantasy. The objective was to defend your castle against waves of enemies with the help of an ally.

Already two minutes into gameplay, and Volen was having the time of his life. Without a 2nd player, he used an AI to help him defeat the demonic hordes. Castle Dephense made an accurate portrayal of Vernon Kresoveer, the once proud Knight of Bleu Kingdom before its fall in Unending War. His uniform and katana never looked so beautifully detailed! He enjoyed eliminating enemies with his "Lewd Clothing Removal Cut Technique," which thankfully only served to kill in one blow.

And while enjoying Castle Dephense alone, Volen was oblivious to the fact that the game updated his gamer profile status in Unending War as ONLINE. Now the whole world knows that Sir Vernon Kresoveer, Lieutnant of the Knights of Lewd, guardian of Bleu Kingdom, has started a campaign at Castle Dephense.

M-Bot Ba Dubi Dop
Ba M-Bot Ba Dubi Dop


"Why do you assume that everything a man does has some kind of sexual motivation behind it? Doesn't that seem like a sexist thing to assume?"


What's Your 20: General Interest, I THINK. || Senpai Who Noticed Me: @Kalas


Guild City will be fun, they said.

"Nope, nope, nope, nope."

Volen sprinted in a panic, ignoring a sore left shoulder as the adrenaline helped to numb the pain. His escape was partly obstructed by fallen debris, a testament to the destructive power of the Kore K-Bots. Years of daily urban running made it possible to overcome these obstacles. He hopped, slid, and safe-rolled as needed, putting much more effort in his escape than his enemy in its pursuit. He dared to take a glance at the advancing N-word Normal Variant K-Bot, his heart nearly skipping a beat as he watched it swat away at the debris in its path.

An amusing idea came to mind despite the frightening chase. He recalled the image of the vintage Philosoraptor, where the ancient bird of prey used one of its talons to stroke its chin while pondering. If this N-Variant minded the rubble, could deliberately prolonging this pursuit help clear the streets of General Interest? Volen tried to laugh, but any sound he made was drowned out by the defeaning collision of metal against concrete. The robotic whirs of the enemy were just as unsettling as it came closer. The Bot began to gain speed once the streets started to clear, and Volen was nearly out of breath. He had been running from this one Bot for five minutes now, amazed and terrified of its ability to track a target for this long.

He gripped his submachine gun, dove forward and spun in mid-air to face his pursuer. He glared at the red of its eyes, aiming for the trio as he pulled the trigger. He kept firing until his back struck the ground, at which he immediately rolled to the side. He used the momentum to get back on his feet and confirm a visual.

As he had hoped, at two of its optical sensors were damaged. It's single remaining eye seemed to glow brighter, as if angered. The Bot raised its front shielded arms, like a spider about to engage. Volen humored the brute, making a show of reloading his primary weapon and training it on the Bot. Still, he wasn't certain if a short trap may have registered as a threat. Then, as if amplified by built-in bullhorns, the N-Variant blasted what could only be described as a pissed off Korean denied his Ace of Angels tour.

Seriously.

He could have sworn he heard: "ANNYEONGHASEYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Volen had to cover his ears. Not that the noise overwhelmed him, but a quick assessment made him realize the true danger of this apparent war cry. If it were any other man, this would be last thing he heard before the Bot would get the drop on him. Luckily for Volen, he could... control....his....

"Seoul-Hyun, I'm sorry!" Volen unclipped two grenades and tossed them at the bot, then unloaded his SMG until the explosion made him flinch.

The Bot ceased its incessant cry. It retreated back after sustaining damage under its belly. Its arms did well to protect it from further attacks. When the firing stopped, the Bot parted its arms. The target was nowhere to be seen.

Volen slowed his breathing, willing his heart to pump silently if possible. He reached down below his waist, the only part of him effected by that damn Bot's crafty attack. What the fuck did Guild City do to bring this upon itself, he wondered. He didn't dare look this time as he hid behind rubble just ten yards away. He waited for what felt like an eternity until the sound of mechnical limbs became more distant.

"Yeah, fuck you too." Volen examined his pelvis, finally feeling relief from the firmness. He breathed a sigh and facepalmed. Choa would be next love now.

"PURPLE RAIN, PURPLE RAIN!"


He pulled out his phone bitterly. Now, just who the fuck---

Oh?

>// I have a job for you. Meet me near the GFS Headquarters. Remember to take the usual precautions.

Normally, anything from contract-senpai would make Volen's heart melt. But all libido at this point was robbed from that fucking Bot. Though, the thought of Kalas petting him...

He felt his cheeks warm, his lips curving into an embarassed smile as he texted back.

>// TrapisLife: New in town. Where is that? D:

Wait. Shit.

The tiny brunette collapsed to his knees. Gloved fists struck the ground as Volen wept over his own error. "They were expecting me to help with MOPPING UP! Damn it, I suck so hard."

For fuck's sake, man. Yeah, it's pretty bullshit, but don't discredit me. My execution is shit, I drop combos half the time, but for someone who never practices, you have to admit that I make our matches worthwhile whether we go last round or straights.

That being said, I discovered that Necalli freezes time activating V-Trigger, giving me a very short window of doing his Critical Art (super) after the animation. Now imagine doing that right as your opponent's 3-frame jab comes out. That's pretty fucking dope. :P

And it's not like that shit is fucking easy to pull off like your braindead Ryu flowchart.

You can count me in. I've just been hanging on the sidelines.
@Cynder

Free Agent Volen can help with Mopping Up. Unless Krinos has two others more desirable to join forces with.
Did this suddenly go quiet because everyone is in the skype chat?


There's a skype chat?
The NewFace



"Guild City was attacked and defenses failed
Community was salty and began to wail
Mahz started bannin' like an awesome king
Cynder rounded up for a Guildfall swing
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock
And while putting KBots on block
We're dancing 'cause GUILDFALL ROCKS"


What is your name? Do you have any nicknames? Please include them.
My name is Volen Vradica, most call me Voly. Just check my passport, it's all there.

What is your gender?
Okay, I'll let that pass since I have confused a lot of people. I'm a guy. Do you see boobs? No? Male. Do you want to strip-search me just to prove it? I look too much like a girl, so what? I'm Asian! Sorry for looking prettier than your wife, asshole.

How old are you?
Just check the passport, it says 24. I'm sure I'm not really 16. I don't know why I look like a 16 year old highschool girl, it's just genetics!

What species are you? Please include details about said species.
Typical Homo Sapien with typical super-human abilities. I'm not a Magical Girl. I said I am NOT A MAGICAL GIRL. If I had a magical wand I'd shove it down your throat.

What abilities and powers do you have? Do you have any expertise or “special skills”? Please include them.
Mage of Arms. I couldn't find a better name because "Gun Mage" sounds so cheesy. Anyway, I can summon an arsenal of firearms via use of portal glyphs. They can be pistols, assault rifles, rocket-propelled grenades, even a rail gun. I'm still trying to work on summoning a laser cannon, those can be very tiring. These weapons can be summoned anywhere within my line of sight, so it's really handy when team mates need extra ammo. If I wanted, I could fire these weapons straight from their portal glyphs without actually holding them. Yeah, kind of like my own GATE OF BABYLON, haha.

Super-strength. I'm capable of German Suplexing mechs and damaging limbs. Fucking mechs.

I can see a third-person view of my surroundings. Yeah, weird huh? So useful when my vision is compromised.

Um, I also have...tough skin? Like, I've walked out of chaotic knife fights with very minor lacerations when I know I've been stabbed and sliced at dozens of times. Explosions push me reaaaaaally far, so I don't get burned much. I've been back-handed by a mecha and only got a bruise on my cheek. Long story short, I don't get hurt so easily, but....uhh, damn it does a number on my clothes. Not sure why, but my clothes tend to wear and tear. Like, after every mission, I come back with my armor and BDU barely intact, and my teamates keep teasing me about how I look like a bikini model when the day is done. What, NO! I don't wear bikinis! I'm a guy, we talked about this! I wear expensive boxer-briefs and they just fit well! THAT'S NOT A BRA, ITS KINESIO TAPE. IT PROTECTS MY UPPER BODY!

Are you skilled in certain types of combat? What type of weapon do you typically wield?
My fighting style takes a lot from Krav Maga and the Keysi Fighting Method. It's a bit of dirty fighting that makes good use of elbows and knees, especially useful when it's extremely close combat with uneven terrain. I tend to go for soft points on the body to break an enemy's concentration and then go ape shit on'em. Usually I got knives and bayonettes to help out.
Oh wait, we're fighting big robots? Time to break stuff!

What equipment do you typically carry into battle? Or feel comfortable carrying into battle?
A nice combo of submachine gun, shotgun, and pistol. Standard issue BDU with kevlar.

Are you affiliated with any other organization? If so, please say who and your rank.

Other than a few outsourced contracts with the now defunct I.D.R.I.S., I'm completely independent.

Where in Guild City are you from?
I'm actually here on vacation, but my hotel's at Casual.

What has your life been like so far?
Okay, I guess. I'm a defense contractor, so I've seen a lot of battles. Killed lots of monsters. Banged lots of women. Paid lots of money. I also love cosplay. My hobby is going to anime conventions, getting drunk at room parties, and getting it on with hot cosplayers. The work I do is only meant to support my hobby. I'm currently on a 2-week paid leave. This was supposed to be a vacation.

Would you like to include any additional information that we may have missed?
Is there a store anywhere in Guild City that sells FIGMAS?
Hope there's some space for this new face.

Bleh. I'll downsize the angels and get something up tonight to get us moving.
I'm gonna give this a shot, if only to see where I'll end up. :D

Probably dead, but not forgotten
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