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Greetings, I am a member of an alien race from a distant and weird dimension. I happen to have a developed a taste for role-playing on the human internet and I am looking for a good community. I am very interested in joining Pulp Fiction, superheroes, Naruto and fantasy roleplays.

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THE FABULOUS MR. CLUTCH
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EPISODE 5: KIDS THESE DAYS





Just as quickly as the situation escalated it seemed to calm down as the man of steel was able to incapacitate the alien mercenary. But then their victory was halted by the arrival of other villains who took Lobo with them after preventing him and his teammates from stopping them. He found this to be very frustrating since his car had been damaged in this battle and it all seemed for nothing now that their enemy had been taken.

Fortunately his car was still mostly functional and he would have it repaired when they got back to the league's headquarters. While on the drive back Jim listened to some casual music to calm his racing mind. He had felt like he was going die back there when Lobo had tossed his car with him in it and it had scared, he couldn't deny it. He tried to clear his mind of his scared thoughts by shaking his head and thinking about his future glory as a hero.

“I am still on course to be a legend” he said to himself as he pulled up into the league parking lot and got out of his car. Jim was thirsty and he felt like a soda so he went to find himself a root beer to relax and cool down his nerves. After grabbing a bottle of root beer he took a seat and thought about his first mission as a member of the Justice League.

This had been the first time he had ever gone up against a superpowered being of Lobo's magnitude and he felt out of his league. Jim was used to fighting street gangs and terrorists, not alien mercenaries that could shatter buildings and bend steel. He still wondered why in hell was he chosen to be on this mission since he had no super powers.

His thoughts were interrupted by the arrival of Extant who froze everyone and then proceeded to age several of his fellow league members. Jim then noticed that he had remained unaffected by the villain's crazy aging powers and he knew that he had to do something to reverse this power. Jim was grateful to see several other of his teammates were unaffected by Extant's ability, but his positive feeling turned negative when Extant made them become his allies and attack the league.

Jim quickly took out his ray gun and aimed it Extant. If he was the cause of all of this chaos then he was Jim's main target. He hoped that the rest of his teammates who weren't aged or made into a slave by Extant would hold off the villain's guards while he shoot at his foe. Jim took out a cigar and lit it as he pointed his gun at non lethal spots on Extant's body

“Okay punk! Make my day” Jim said with a Clint Eastwood accent and fired several shots with his firearm. He had the gun's power on a lower setting so he didn't kill the man if his shots hit. Jim wanted to stun and incapacitate his enemy and he hoped that it would break his teammates free from his power and influence. He shot Extant in the gut, thighs and shoulder, and Jim hoped that this make him lose focus.

I'll try to post tomorrow
@Hopeless Swan would you allow demi-titans


You guys are like my seven year old. All about some semantics LOL

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either way a tankchair sounds way cooler than a simple old wheelchair lol
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But it has to have wheels to be a wheelchair... not just a chair. Treads don't count as wheels LOL

It's a tankchair.

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"Continuous track, also called tank tread[1] or caterpillar track, is a system of vehicle propulsion in which a continuous band of treads or track plates is driven by two or more wheels"

there are wheels lol
That's not a wheelchair, that's a personalized mini tank LMAO

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His legs are showing and he is sitting in a chair. It's a wheelchair lol

Joking aside, I would love for Clutch's wheelchair to have guns on them
@Member 00492 this will be Clutch's wheelchair
@Weird Tales Clutch should be in a wheelchair when we all get turned old. Just cause... lol

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that won't stop him from kicking ass lol
@Member 00492 okay. I seriously want to show off Mr. Clutch's martial arts skills and have him kick some ass.
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