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This is going to be a good episode.

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Oh?


Definitely. It's a new lesson, too, which puts my hopes up for lots of new content.
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Go for it.


When Rainbow Dash finds out that Tank is going to hibernate for the winter, she decides that the only thing to do is to stop winter itself.
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People say that art forms are supposed to be interpretive and only mean what the observer says they mean. That's total baloney.

Interesting.


Yeah, that's only a sometimes thing.

Yeah. I won't give the one-sentence episode synopsis unless you want it.
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Yeah. I wrote it for a friend of a friend.


Cyool.

New episode tomorrow of RD and Tank!
What a day, what a day
A day unlike yesterday.
A day to listen, not to say
Or else the World throws you away
What a day, what a day
They say to sing and laugh and play
To leave and tell your mind to stay
To send your doubts into the fray.
What a day, what a day
A darker day than yesterday
What a day, what a day
A day to give up all your play
A day to send the Truth away
A day to trust on no true Way
A day to follow everyone else
A day to give up what makes you yourself
A day to absorb the lies in all else.
I say-
What a day, what a day.
What a day.


Every day for most people, sadly. Did you make that up yourself?
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I have come to what I believe to be the best decision: Don't even worry about stealth. The focus of this one is speed. If you worry too long about trying to not get caught, we won't get it in time. Guns blazing, people.


-Maddie- Got it! I can quickly jump us forward repeatedly! I probably can't take us instantly to wherever the tech is, because concerns of inaccuracy, but I can definitely do that!
bed, ned
Choice quotes of my rendition of Discord, for the pleasure of those pony fans among us.

Discord (who is not only named Discord by the way, but in fact everywhere) had walked off, away from Pinkie Pie. Well, Discord 2 had. Or was the Discord with Pinkie Pie Discord 2? To rectify the situation, he invented a new number system consisting of two numbers which were equal, and so the Discord with Pinkie Pie was Discord Dis and the Discord walking away was Discord Cord.

It was, of course, genius.


Either way, he had gone off on one too many tangents, and he suddenly realised that he was about to bump into a gazelle grazing in the street. He tripped over her with his long giraffe legs and went flying, his body contorting into several completely non-Euclodean shapes before he landed on exactly 7 and a half legs. He looked at the half leg and frowned, shaking himself so that the half-leg flew off into nothing.


Discord nodded sagely, scribbling notes on a notebook that had appeared in his hand. His cap had become a nurse's cap and he had thick glasses on. "Yes, yes, very good. That is the appropriate reaction to witnessing me at work. Now, just for the juicy-- salient details, how do you feel? Are you confused? Do you feel angry? Does life feel meaningless?" His questions became increasingly heated and frantic. "Has your entire worldview been shaken? Or, worse yet, have you lost your mind? Has it turned to chaotic mush in the wake of my reckless abandon?"

He adjusted his glasses. "Actually, half of those questions were absurd, and the other half were inappropriate. You decide which was which. In fact, mess up the percentages a bit if you like. Make up your own options! I don't care."

The gazelle blinked.

"Perfect! I love how detailed that response was! Please, tell me more, even though I don't really need it thanks to such an incredibly informing response about your situation."

The gazelle blinked again.

"It just keeps getting better and better. "

The gazelle blinked once more.

"You know, I bet the people of the Department of Redundancy Department love you."
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If it is a projection of yourself, then it'll easily detect that, go through a rigorous sequence of mathematical equations, then determine the power of the actual being. I designed it, so I know. I created it as a heads up system in case Maelstrom ever got loose and decided to attack the city.


-Maddie- Noper-dopers! All the mes are me! They look like me, they feel like me, and they are me! My soul is fragmented and spread out! So this me is both a being and not-a-being, and detects as a being! I mean, either way, I don't think my power level is very high--the stuff I do isn't necessarily a super powerful thing! Just wit!
-Ruby- Well, I'm super more powerful than Nova, but that's all I know. What if I trip the alarms?
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Just for the record, this isn't something I made up on the spot. It's one of a few defense systems Vex preemptively created to counter as many known superhuman abilities as possible, starting with the more dangerous.


Cool. I don't know what I'm going to do with Ruby, since she's much more powerful than Nova and I plan to slowly boost her up once the Nobles are defeated. I think you should decide whether she'll trip the alarm or not based on what I post next.
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