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8 yrs ago
Current Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio





"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"



"Hi~"


Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!












Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.

Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)

So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.

Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!







RPs I'm In


RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh






Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,

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yeah, i dont think its anything major. And finally, violence. You reacted a little violently to a drunk dude. Do you act that way around randoms drunks who stumble through the streets?

(also Max is quickly becoming my favorite character @Polyphemus so keep it up)


Well, he doesn't outright despise alcohol or people who drink it. He just has a general distaste and distrust for it and them. This hatred for it stems from his father drinking, and he sort of associated people who drink as untrustworthy assholes. So he'll try his best to steer clear of them.
(But there was this one time he set a drunken hobo on fire but that's another story)
Here's my CS.



You remind me so much of Matthew Clairmont from A Discovery of Witches and I love it!
A little heads up, I totally forgot to mention Coal had enchanted clothes. So I just added it to my CS. That ok with y'all?
Hearing Jaklo coming his way, Coal turned to give him a nervous smile. He hadn’t talk to him yet, maybe he was shy like Coal? Introverted? He seemed like a nice person, Coal felt as if the two of them could be good friends-

“If you think this is just a club for mages then you will be rudely awakened. So think twice before you sign anything. This isn’t a job you usually get to retire from.”, Coal smile immediately dropped, his expression now blank. ”Great,, he thought, I have to work with an insecure jackass.

“Oh don’t worry, I am perfectly capable of taking care of myself. Thank you for your concern!” he said in his most disgustingly sweet voice. False kindness, a sure fire way to annoy anyone.
He heard Jaklo mentally huff as he walked down the stairs, only for Atlas to come bounding up with a bottle of liquor. He seemed to be in a happier mood, maybe he could lift Coal’s spirits too.
“H-”
"Well then. It seems we have a case. Cheers." Atlas slurred, well not slurred, but to Coal anyway he did.
”A jackass of a hunter, and an alcoholic vampire, great., Coal’s positive mood was deteriorating, and his urge to snap someone’s neck was growing. He felt as if he couldn’t take another word, he was going to worm himself into the drunkard’s mind and-
"Excuse that slip up. And you, boy". He turned to Coal. He was thinking, in a spiteful manner, "Don't go poking around in the head of somebody 7 times your age. I've met con men with more finesse than you."

”BOY?” Coal screamed in Atlas’ mind, loud enough to give someone a headache. “Hey, Jackass!” Coal snapped at Atlas in the real world, his voice literally shaking the room. Windows banged, the floor shook, and the donut box tumbled over, spilling powdery doughnuts onto the wooden floor. “You better learn to suck it up and be mature enough to work with someone, or I might have to twist your limbs off. For someone over a hundred years old, you sure are immature”, and with that, Coal teleported out of the room. Not as gracefully as the first time though. An explosion of smoke filled the room, a bang equivalent to a gunshot was also heard, the bang ringing throughout the house as Coal appeared downstairs.

Turning his head to only see Jaklo filled him with bitterness again. He was talking to Markiel, and temporarily distracted. Seeing his chance, Coal gave Jaklo a mental slap across the back of his head. He didn’t bother staying long as he once again vanished, without any of the theatrics this time. No smoke, no sound, just gone. He still could feel Jaklo’s sudden surprise, it filled him with glee.

”Who do they think they are”?, Coal stalked down towards Speh’s office. ”I could stop an army before they can even get close to me, and they dare try to belittle me?, Coal being so wrapped up in his rage hadn’t noticed he wasn’t walking anymore. Rather gliding across the floorboards, while an Athames flashed and waved threateningly at his side. An unfortunate habit Coal possessed that was triggered during times of high stress or anger..
Coal’s anger however was quick to die, in truth, he didn’t want to harm any of them. Just intimidate a little, like a rattlesnake shaking it’s tail, Coal just wanted the danger to move along with causing a fight.

No longer fueled by rage, Coal awkwardly stumbled as he struggling to regain his balance as the levitation spell suddenly ended on him, and the black-handled ritual knife fell down too, cleaving the wooden floorboard as if it was butter.
His cheeks flushed even though no one was there to see him stumble like that, though who knows, that silent freak of a vampire could be lurking about.
Sighing, he picked up the enchanted blade, leaving a deep gash in the floor boards. A part of him wanted to fix it, another hoped that Jaklo or Atlas would get their foot stuck in it and fall over. Coal went for the latter and pocketed his ritual knife, it was a pretty blade. Etched with runes and made of the purest silver, too bad it had a habit of slicing things clean in half. Well, everything except himself and his clothes.
The benefit of wearing enchanted clothes was that you gained the element of surprise. Without all that flashy metal, no one would be expecting a pair of jeans to be able to stop a fireball. And that was what Coal was about, surprises.

Finally reaching the door, Coal fazed through it and walked in the room. Hey, might as well show off his power as he was going into his first mission. Coal could guess Cerberus was already betting 20 bucks he’d die.
im glad we're getting another vampire with @Wraithblade6


Soon I'll need to call the exterminators if you guys aren't going to be friendly.
@Witch CatJaklo doesn't exactly like the idea of trusting his life, or that of his associates, in a seventeen year old kid who hasn't even shown any of his talents.


When he gets an invisible magic slap to the back of his head he will.
So I shortened the post and basically consider this last call for the water cooler talk. finish up and prep to get to Seph's office and then I'll post everyone in Seph's office so there is a clear definition of how it looks.


-grumble grumble- Can't belive he tried insulting me like that -grumble grumble- I'll show him -grumble grumble-
I love how everyone here turned from meme masters to vampire biologists over night. Just boom, we all have PhDs now.
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I was jus t thinking this myself. That vampires are magicalcreatures and need some magical aspect of blood, not a physical aspect of it, but needing cells or fluid is probably also useful.


Well, since vampires focus all their blood, and life force (don't have a better name for it) on keeping vital functions working, we could say they can't taste very well. Food becomes plain to them so vampires don't eat normal food as much (Atlas being an exception), they can lack several needed nutrients. So they feast on blood, the only thing left that has any flavour to them. To both stay alive, and stop their hunger, vampires feed on blood. Also gaining needed nutrients like iron to, y'know, not get malnourished.

That's just my idea, we need to wait for GM approval of it.
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it was like 2am when it stopped lmao


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