Just kill @BrokenPromise before she touches me with her gross yaoi hands.
Witch Cat Member
C.A.T. Cat
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Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
- Last Seen: 7 yrs ago
- Joined: 10 yrs ago
- Posts: 2135 (0.58 / day)
- VMs: 4
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- Witch Cat 10 yrs ago
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8 yrs ago
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Science is just Magic people made boring
8 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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9 yrs ago
It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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9 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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9 yrs ago
Happy birthday to me!
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Bio
"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"
"Hi~"
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
RPs I'm In
RPs I GM In
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Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh
Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,
Most Recent Posts
@Pudding
So Nagito makes you despair huh? You do need hope to have it crushed after all.
Anyway, i should go hunt for some pokemon. Toodles.
Your use of reaction images is punishable by death.
We still have no clues, so it's still all guessing. I still strongly advocate for being given clues.
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You attempt to access RoleplayerGuild, but find yourself in an alternate reality of the forum where the above avatar has replaced Mahz. What changes?
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
Everything is black or red and looks like an edgy 12 year old's Myspace account.
...use outdated memes.
I would come at him, bro.
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The avatar above is the final boss of your epic quest. What are you fighting for, and how does the battle end?
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Spam Forum
I'm fighting to spread literacy in the world, @Duthguy is the only person on Earth who can't spell now. Using my awesome spells and spelling skills, I violently cause his skull to cave in by repeatedly hitting him with a dictionary.
@Raddum This is what happens to anti-cat people :3c
Sylvia Strange
Sylvia’s eyes were glazed over, her expression and posture passive as they rode closer to the town. Her eyes constantly checking for signs of shambling old men or immortal blondes, she saw the glare of a fire over the horizon too, she could only guess demons were the cause.
"Sylvia is a pretty name."
”Thanks,” she muttered, not bothering to ask her name too. She didn’t mean it to come off as rude, Sylvia was simply occupied with her thoughts as she rested her chin on her hand. Fields of open grass turned to hard cobble and roads as they edged nearer to the town, a feeling of dread already setting inside her. Would she ever be able to escape this place? It all felt like a cruel joke on her, everytime she'd try to run she was forced right back to sqaure one.
"So where are you from Sylvia and what brings you to this crazy little town?"
”The real question is what drove me away!” For once, a genuine chuckle passed her lips as she straightened up, stretching her limbs before continuing, “Lot’s of weird stuff you’d see on the X-File- Oh my god!” Sylvia’s eyes widened as she flattened herself against the car door, paralyzed with fear as this total stranger reached over and pulled out a gun from the gloveless glove compartment
"What can you tell me what has happened here so far?"
”Woah you crazy woman, what the hell are you doing?” Sylvia looked out the window, they had finally reached the town, so why pull a gun out now? Sylvia had her chance to escape, open roads with close buildings to hide in, good weather except for a plume of black cloud that drifted over them. But she remained still, only able to move her mouth. ”There’s been demon sightings, a bunch of people died and people think the Devil is here. Just for Christ’s sake put the gun down!”
Eudora Esmeralda Erebus
"I can assure you, my flesh has a decidedly bitter aftertaste,"
”Aye, you’re a funny one,” Eudora bared her rotten teeth, however, she stopped after the girl gave no response. Still as ever, and somehow not sweltering in those black clothes while that close to a fire.
"Is it something pressing?"
”Ah yes,” she cleared her throat, bending close to the girl, ”I’ve seen you in dreams, pouring your little head over an ouija board while a man with his head cut off towered above you. Gotee, pointed face, looked like the devil himself! Do you perhaps know this man? I can feel his dastardly grin even now. You may be in grave danger!” Eudora, oblivious as she is caring at times, grabbed hold of the girl by her arm, ”Come with me, my hut is safe and you can tell me everything there! Poor girl, shaken so thoroughly with fear she can't speak.” Eudora stood straight up, turning her head and checking for any sign of trouble. A fast approaching car started to worry her, how on Earth would she explain to anyone what she was doing manhandling a girl infront of a fire?
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