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1 day ago
Current Vacation is drawing to an end... Only four days left before it's back to the hamster wheel
15 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
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Most Recent Posts

I generally dislike using caps for shouting, or anything for that matter, when I write. Since it isn't actually a script we're writing, but a story. And you don't see J.R.R Tolkien writing "ELENDIL!!!!" in his books, whenever Aragorn swings his sword and kills 50 orcs with one blow.

Not to compare any of us to that old fart though, new generation and new rules - all that jazz. I just prefer to avoid it myself, ifat all possible.
BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I WRITE, HURRP-A-DURRP! 8D
Good, good.
Zomb and Sky, as well as optionally Koma, are next.
Additionally, I could post something with Pierre and Parfait, but ehh, that's neither plot-relevant or plot-accelerating at the moment.
Hurrp a durrp! Glorious posts~

Now Yui and Alam can get moleste-- err, I mean, changed into their new, spiffy outfits all at once! Huzzah!

Koma, Sky and Zomb are next. Plat can post optionally~
Bold is for shouting, italics is for whispering.
DOES THOU NOTST KNOW THY COMMON CODING LAWS, KNAVE!?
Hurrp a durrp, good job.
Might wanna clean up some of the code though, there were instances where there was bold text outside of speech and places where speech wasn't bolded. Unless you're like me, and only use bold letters for SHOUTING speech.

Neko and Koma are next, go, go, smexeh ladehs~
There, a small, random, filler-post.
Nothing too important or whorthwhile, just something to keep things moving.
"I... I... In... INCREDIIBLE!" A cheerful shout blurted out of Pierre's mouth as the battle began and events unfolded. "THE AMAZING TACTICS OF GRAELiAN'S BRAND NEW KNIGHT-COMMANDER HAS GIVEN HER ARMY A HUGE LEAD IN POINTS! To achieve something like this in her very first battle, on her debut, is truly just amazing!" The commentator spoke praise, as he was almost frothing at the mouth with excitement.
"My oh my~" The Queen of Vilante looked with mild surprise, then cupped her cheek in her palm and a playful smile crept onto her lips. "Such a talented young girl, I kind of wish she'd come and join my kingdom now."
"Hahaha, so even the Queen of the great Vilante Knights agrees that our fledgeling Commander is doing a good job?"
"Oh yes, no doubt about that."
"Are you worried this'll have any effect on your army, Queen Parfait?"
"Hmm... It's never fun lagging behind so early on." She put a finger on her chin as she contemplated an answer. "... But I believe we'll recover~ After all, no matter how good a plan or how sound a tactic is, there's no such thing as a fool-proof plan." A sly, if not outright mischievous, smirk lent itself to the beautiful queen's lips as she finished her reply.
"Oh-ho!? You hear that, everyone? Looks like VIlante's not giving up just yet! And they might even have a surprise up their sleeves, Graelian soldiers, stay on your toes!"

As Pierre continued to comment and narrate on the battle, the spectators who had come out to watch the battle were now whipped into an almost frenzy-like state. Cheers and shouts could be heard as people clapped their hands, shouting the names of their family-members or idols who were partaking in the fight as well as chanting rhymes and songs to spur their respective army onwards. Even a small gathering of Graelian fanboys, dedicated to the Knight-Commander's squire, had gathered and unfurled their banners and flags, crying out their tiny goddess' name and cheering for her in a wild and zealous fashion.

However, there were also a few people who looked somewhat disappointed. Many of them were confused why the Princess hadn't arrived at the battlefield yet - and where was this supposed surprise she had promised? War-games were fine and all, but if she was the one who had declared war and organized the whole thing, shoulkdn't she at least be present? Of course, this was a minority of the people gathered, and the vast, overwhelming majority were too entrhralled and wrapped up in the excitement of the war to even notice the Princess wasn't present.
My apologies, I was supposed to have posted a Pierre+Parfait post today, but unexpectedly, my uncle, his girlfriend and their two poodles came for a visit, and as such I had to spend time and entertain them.

Will try and get that post up tomorrow instead, hopefully right after work.
Yes, yes you did.

A bright yellow bird. With a big beak. Which looks oddly similar to another bright, yellow bird which name sounds suspiciously similar to a certain sort of candy made from cocoa beans.
Hoorays for collabs.

And lol, Lucrezia, yu mad gurl? *troll-face*
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