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Recent Statuses

9 days ago
Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
13 days ago
Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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3 mos ago
All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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4 mos ago
Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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4 mos ago
I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Bio

  • I don't use social media, discord or google docs.
  • I suffer from Retinitis Pigmentosa and use a text-reading software to get through other peoples' posts.
  • I'm rude, short-tempered and unserious. I'll likely say things that'll upset, offend, annoy and/or infuriate you.
  • I make dumb jokes, have dark humor and enjoy beating the dead horse with a stick.
  • I'm a hopeless, unabashed and unapologetic perv. I like my lewd.
  • I consider roleplaying a hobby and a pass-time, not art.
  • I do anime-roleplay and only anime-roleplay.
  • If you've never roleplayed with me earlier or never spoken to me through a topic before, please don't send me PMs.

Most Recent Posts

Hah, he's such a charmer, isn't he? xD
Because Truth is a d*ck to all adventurers... xD
Ooops,did I just activate the "Last time it was clear, so it should be safe now too!"-trope?
My baaaad~ Teehee...
After listening to the archer's idea, Guard Lady put her balled fist to her own chin. It was indeed a much safer bet to try and burn the rats and not engage a massive group like this with only three people - but at the same time, wasn't that very risky? They'd already plugged their noses with branches, well herself and Steppe Archer - the boy had not done so - and if things were on fire, wouldn't that cause smoke or something that could it dangerous to breathe? Guard Lady wasn't very knowledgeable about things like this, but she knew that if you stood near a campfire for too long and breathed the smoke, it was bad for you.

"Could be dangerous." The boy suddenly said, having been quiet for a long while now. The halberdier's head swivelled to look at him surprised. "Fire could spread in ways we don't want. Rats would get spooked too, flee in every direction" He added.
"But there's no way we can take on that many with just us." The young womn stated.
"Agreed. We should pull back to the surface." The hooded one confirmed the archer's suggestion about leaving.

Honestly, it was there best choice. The Guild, or the one who had made this request, had woefully underestimaed both the danger and the sheer difficulty of this quest. There was no way a single group of freshly-out-of-the-oven adventurers could handle this! Maybe if they had a mage or other spellcaasters who could take out large swathes of enemies at once, or at least put them to sleep or soemthing. But with their compisation as it was, there wasn't any safe way for them to handle this task. As such, Guard Lady let out a sigh and nodded.

"I think that's for the best too. My carelessness also left me less useful in a scuffle now... I'm sorry, I'll be more careful next time." She said, giving a sheepish, apologetic smile to her two allies.

Still, now they had to trek all the way back to the manhole they had entered though. Since it was unlikely their hooded friend could pick a lock from inside the actual sewer, and upside-down no less... But the coast had been clear last time they were there, so surely it was just a bit of walking and they'd be safely on the surface again.

... And in dire need of baths and clothes-washing...
Sounds good, matey.

Congratulations, Kazemitsu and Lizardman Fighter have been added to the character-roster. Welcome. :D

I'd say go right ahead and post, but you might wanna wait until we're outta the sewers. It shouldn't be long. Of course,y ou're free to lounge around the adventurers' guild if you prefer. :P
Or maybe you were napping in the sewers and the rats woke ya up? Iunno.
Lizard Fighter looks good to me, and I'd be happy to have a buff tank fighting on the front. But we'll hafta wait and see what Irish thinks and says too.
Sounds cool, yo. ^^
I look forward to it~
Hello, happy to see someone apply.

We're currently looking for one more player, to replace Shard who sadly had to leave. So, if you're interested and have read all the info in the first posts, we'd be happy to see you write up a character and submit it for scrutiny. ^^
Usually yes, unless you do a collab post. Talking is one of the slowest thing in an RP, which is ironic, since it's also one of the most important bits for actually showing off a character. Funny how that works.
Now to have some spring rolls and wait for more posts.
Vertigo should be coming back to us soon as well. ^^
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