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Gotta go buy more soda, BRB
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Midsummer Eve tomorrow... Time to go stock up on soda at the store. BRB:
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All hail our Lord and Savior! ... THE EASTER BUNNY!!
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Am I the only one who hates electronic ID and all that it has brought? Maybe I'm just an old kermudgeon...
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I am my own, greatest enemy! ... But you're a close second
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Alrighty then, I was just curious. No spoil, plox! :<

She reminds me of a more vicious Eclair Eclair Eclair! Except instead of being an adorable little penguin dood, hell-bent on taking over the Guild Hall through cleaning, she's more just scheming sociopathic plans to get rid of everyone... Just in case(tm). xD
On the topic of Light, the character.
Does she have any weaknesses? Like, at all? She is virtually immune to all status ailments, she can't be dominated, possessed, charmed or otherwise manipulated. She counter-drains anything that steals MP/HP from her, along with being immune to a great many kinds of attack - on top of also having resistances to all elements. Topping this off, she has regenration to a level that surpasses Wolverine from X-Men, and she can't be teleported or forcefully removed from an area...

So, I ask, aside from basically beating her to a pulp with a big, comedically oversized mallet and then throwing her into an oversized meatgrinder... How do you actually get her to stop moving? I get that you want your Treasure Guardian to be strong and capable of protecting your shinies, but still.
Even Ainz and Shalltear had weaknesses despite how unfair they were, yet Light seems to just be ... Well, immune to anything and everything. xD

Don't get me wrong, I like Light, I like her personality, her nightmare-version-of-Gardevoire-appearance and the fact that she's some kind of H.P. Lovecraft abomination. I'm just curious if she has any weakness aside from being pounded into the ground?

Silke, for example, since she's a demon is weak to Holy/Light magic, while Ashara - being a Spirit-being, is vulnerable to things like arcane magic, or things that seal/bind/purify spirits. :o

EDIT:

Oh! And if it's a secret/surprise, don't worry about it! I was just being nosy. :)

EDIT 2:

Oh, and about her wanting to kill everyone she meets, does that include the other NPCs as well as the Supreme Beings? xD
Gonna be a bit difficult to interact with people if you're always planning to rip their faces off... Even if you are smiling about it.

EDIT 3:

The swap has been made! Silke evolved into Ashara!
Ashara wants to learn 'Splash'.
Waaah, I slept like 2-3 hours last night, then went to work, got home and now POW, 20+ new posts... You people are insane. I wish my own RP had this much activity. *sob moar*

Welp, so far the only two people who have voted seem to be Lugu and Luci, Tree doesn't count because voting for both is against the principal rules of democracy - HEATHEN! So unless anybody else got interjections, objections or erections, I will swap Silke out for Ashara, post-haste.

Also, I like the idea of an orrery, and the Arcane Sanctuary was one of my favorite areas in Diablo 2. I actually toyed around with the idea of an orrery back when I was planning to make a Chapter Keeper, but I decided to not go through with it, since I wanted a more hands-on and on-field kind of character. But arcane astrologic spying facilities are cool. :o

Now to go read up on all these new characters that have popped up and given me even more to read.!Darn kidss, with your darn character sheets... Can't an old man get some peace!? D: *raspy, cranky, quivering elderly voice*
I... What... How... I don't know what I just watched. Sleep. Now. Vote. Do it.
Alrighty, it took much longer than I thought and there may be spelling, grammar and/or all sorts of other errors, but I'm too tired to really care at this point. I've slaved away at this for a very, very long time and I've got work in about 7.5 hours, so for now, this'll hafta do.

This is the character I'd like to propose substituting Silke Valentine with. All are welcome to comment, constructively critizie and/or huggle.


Name: Ashara Masamune
Gender: Female
Age: 911 (mentally 20~40)


Occupation: Roaming Executioner
Residence: Shadowtower Shrine, Chateau tower
Character Focus: DPS-Hybrid Fighter/Caster, Mage-Killer



Creator Information:
Ashara Masamune was created by the player Deka_Ribbon, a japanophile and fujoshi. She was someone who very interested and adored japanese culture, history and aesthetics. In particular she was very interested in eastern mysticism and folklore, and to that end, she created Ashara - her own little fox-youkai waifu. She did extensive research and spent an absolutely absurd amount of time working on the fox-spirit, custom tailoring her appearance, her clothes and even going out of her way to equip her with thematic and appropriate gear. Although originally intended to be a Chapter Keeper, the long development time of Ashara caused other members of Bandersnatch to pass her by, leaving her to instead appoint her creation as the Roaming Executioner. Sadly, Deka_Ribbon passed away while, ironically, on a flight to visit Japan. This left Ashara in the care of the remaining Bandersnatch members.




Now, to prepare for some much needed sleeeeeeeeeep.....
OOoooooh, Runescape! I remember playing that back in Junior High so very, very long ago! Don't be mean to it! It was a great game... Until they made the graphics-update... And started disabling content via a "Pay-to-Play" gate, lcoking Free Accounts out of all content essentially. *sob*

And if you're not big into MMOs, just think of a different CRPG, like say, the old Baldur's Gate/Icewind Dale games, or Divinity 2: Original Sin, or something along those lines? Are you as a player playing a melee-fighter? Then maybe having a ranged support attacker would be handy? Or a rogue to open chests for you and backstab your enenmies while you hold aggro? Maybe a mage to deal with those pesky, large packs of trash mobs? How about a healer, so you can march on in and whack the living bejesus outta anything without worrying about your HP dropping too low?
Why not think of the kind of NPC you would want to create for an MMO for yourself? Just put yourself in the shoes of an MMO-Player, think about what you want/need to make your gaming experience easier/more fun, and go from there? That's usually what I do, at least. :)
Doesn't really help his case that BountyBritches original character name was BouncyBitches, but due to a namelock-ban, he had to change it... *Whistles inoocently*

Also, I'm currently working on something. To be frank, I'm not 100% happy with Silke, although I think she would be fun to play as, I somewhat have this inkling that she doesn't raelly fit in with the overall theme and setting. As such, I'm currently working on a possible substitute. It should be done in a bit, more or less any way... Might take me rest of the night and a bit after work tomorrow, depending on various things - like how distracted I get.
MIN-MAX IZ SRS BZNZ!
How else are you going to gloat about how your numbers are bigger than the numbers of your peers? Surely, wagging your E-penis over everybody else is the single most important part of any character comparison!
[/sarcasm]

Also, hah! Weak dragon is weak! >:P
Bad GM! Baaaad!
Shame, shame, shame~!

All the Chapter Keepers so stronk...! Except Factory Manager Man, he isn't that much more powerful than Silke.

EDIT:
Added a 'Total' summary at the bottom of Silke's stats, like they have on the Overlord-Maruyama wiki. She's rated at a total of 480, making her tied for the currently weakest NPCs.
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