Name: Mike McMillan

Super name: Meme Man

Age: 19

Bio: Samsung and Verizon teamed up to create an implant that could let you access the internet with your mind. Unfortunately, its first test subject had his brain overridden by the internet, gaining powers from memes.

Powers: Mode switch: Changes his personality. So far he has five modes:

Normal: He has his normal personality. Has the technopathic ability to look up anything he wants on the internet, and can display that information on nearby TVs and computer monitors. This power can be used by his other modes as well.

Troll: He becomes an internet troll. He has low level invulnerability and can absorb the anger of others nearby to make his invulnerability grow stronger.

Rule34: Can shapeshift into hypersexualized versions of things. Also creates a field which inspires lust or disgust in nearby people. Known to generate "censored" and "NSFW" bars which cover things. Rarely uses it because he once lost control of it while fighting a transforming Japanese schoolgirl.

Chuck Norris: Gains superhuman strength, invulnerability and reflexes.

Lazer man: Gains the power to shoot lasers from his mouth when saying his catch phrase.

Name: (Unknown)

Super Name: Solar-San

Age: 17

Bio: While visiting a temple to pray, she "found" a magic set of prayer beads that give her the power of the sun whenever she prays using them, but only when the sun is up. She's weakest at dawn and dusk, strongest at noon. When she transforms, her outfit turns white with a Sun emblem in the middle of her chest.
She was born into a poor family, and fights as a mercenary on weekends to pay her tuition to an elite private highschool. She was on such a job, protecting a meeting of Yakuza bosses in the middle of the day one Saturday, when Meme Man came to stop her.
Whatever happened next (the age of consent in Japan is 16 BTW), she got paid 100,000 yen for keeping him distracted while they finished their meetings and escaped, and he technically won because she gave up. Now she sends him emails every week inviting him over, emails he ignores because he doesn't want to think of that time.

Powers: Strength, Invulnerability, Flight, Solar beams