Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

[KnightShade]

I thought I was going to see your real face then. I got excited :(

[Dinh AaronMk]

@KnightShade

I never knew Vilage to be a cam whore.

[Vilageidiotx]

I thought I was going to see your real face then. I got excited :(

@KnightShade

@KnightShade

I never knew Vilage to be a cam whore.

@Dinh AaronMk

I could never be so cruel.

[ArenaSnow]

Yes, that does sound like me, doesn't it?

[Vilageidiotx]

Time for Day 2.



I looked it up, and Final Fantasy never grabbed a costume, so Michael Myers dies laughing at Final Fantasy as it is. Buffalo Wings, hoping for a drink to wash down its natural sodiums, asks for a Bloody Mary and gets an ArenaSnow. Mahz puts eggs on a mollusk and makes a seafood omelet. A satanic cult made up of Youtube Heroes, a Clown, Baklava, and the entire Overwatch fan base, kills themselves for Satan... or Diablo I guess. X-Tan discovers her backstory and cannot take the shame. Hank is phone. On the job, the Neighborhood Watch Guy catches Palin and Hollyburst chatting about the latest Satanic mass suicide.



Our Token Black Guy gathers the blood of the Youtube Heroes, a Clown, Baklava, and the entire Overwatch fan base, and cleans himself with it. Now, Double Double Trump and Trouble is one of my favorite lines here. It's like, if someone needed to create a tagline for October 2016, "Double Double Trump and Trouble" would be it. Shifty Kebab, like Hank, is phone. Gary Johnson scares the hotel that drove Jack Nicholson out of his mind and made him quote Ed McMahon at the skinny lady with the poppy eyes, proving that murderous insanity isn't nearly as frightening as libertarianism. Shaco does the same for Sans. Broby covers himself with blood... again. Like, this is the second time he has done that. So far, Broby's battle plan has been "Run away from the Cornucopia, cover himself with blood, scream at some bats, and then cover himself with more blood." I get lost in a cornfield. Myyt leaves a bloody handprint, which I expect Broby will end up wallowing in. tsukune sacrifices Lincoln to Satan... or Diablo. MayLien, meanwhile, finds an SNES cartridge with "BloodXXX" written in red paint where the sticker should be.



Moving past the crossover...

Shoryu, after bombarding me with several subpoenas, manages to get one on ol' murderin' Mike and draws fresh energy for for further legal action. The Reaper takes Obama's soul, feeding it to Diablo who, after swallowing the souls of the last six tributes, uses this dark energy to find out who is giving out full sized candy bars and SweeTarts.



And there they go, the brave dead, the honored Halloween warriors. Swedish Death Metal Band, dead from blood loss after turning into a Were-Michael Myers. MayLily, Pokemon GO, and Hillary, killed by a raving crazy Mike Myers. Michael Myers, dead from seeing Final Fantasy and laughing at it. Then Overwatch, the Clown, Youtube Heroes, Baklava, Lincoln, and Obama, whose souls fed Diablo and led him too some sweet candy.

[ArenaSnow]

Knew the reaper had a conspiracy going with Diablo to get Trump up there.

[Dinh AaronMk]

/x/-Tan is missing out on her meme magic it appears.

[Vilageidiotx]

Knew the reaper had a conspiracy going with Diablo to get Trump up there.

@ArenaSnow

Mike Myers took out Hillary, the Reaper took out Obama, and tsukune took out Lincoln. That is the Democrat and Republican establishments right there, at least as far as this game goes.

Double Double Trump and Trouble

[ArenaSnow]

<Snipped quote by ArenaSnow>

Mike Myers took out Hillary, the Reaper took out Obama, and tsukune took out Lincoln. That is the Democrat and Republican establishments right there, at least as far as this game goes.

Double Double Trump and Trouble

@Vilageidiotx

At least Trump got his international support in this scenario.

[Vilageidiotx]

The sun sets on the second day of scary situations and spooky slaying. Night falls, shadows and stuff happens in the leaves, and maybe the moon is out or something.



tsukune, who killed Lincoln, is unmanned by spooky scary skeleton kid. Jack Skellington unmods Hank. Undertale invents another form of creepypasta - instead of people being scared by ghostly video games, what would happen if the video games were scared by ghostly people? Shifty, Shoryu, Broby, and their Waifu let off some steam as Broby's second layer of blood dries. Palin macks on a one-dimensional cartoon person, proving that like attracts like. Hooplah Fish gets gobstoppers; probably the big ones, since ol' one eyed Hooplah has the gob for it. Final Fantasy, the Cockle, Gary Johnson, and MayLien also shoot the shit on this night of parties. Mahz would like to see Shaco slathered in Buffalo Wing sauce. Trump, tired of his own rallies, decides to sit this one out.

It's close to midnight, and Myyt is lurking in the dark.



So first of all, here we lose VarionusNW, shot by the milkman. Neither has done much particularly exciting, but I do feel it is worth noting that the Milkman is wearing a Cellphone costume at the moment of the crime. ArenaSnow hooks up with X-Tan. But neither is the main event. Not at all.

It's fucking me. I've never been much in these games, but today I score a victory against two of the coldest killers when I fucking murder the Devil, a man who has ordered the death of six different tributes, and in doing so I scare the shit out of Mike Myers, the second coldest killer in the game with three deaths to his name. This is like gutting Hitler right at Mussolini's feet. And, with the devil's head mounted in my study, I become the coldest motherfucker on the street.

All hail to the me.

[ArenaSnow]

O.o

[Dinh AaronMk]

What we don't know is that X-Tan having sex with Arena is all part of a divination ritual to summon the spirits of the memed to win her the game. If all goes the way of her plan, we will need the required strength of all the boards to stop her. The following video documents the last time this happened:

[ArenaSnow]

What we don't know is that X-Tan having sex with Arena is all part of a divination ritual to summon the spirits of the memed to win her the game. If all goes the way of her plan, we will need the required strength of all the boards to stop her. The following video documents the last time this happened:

@Dinh AaronMk

That could explain the souls shit.

Wait, what? Wipe that.

[KnightShade]

It's fucking me. I've never been much in these games, but today I score a victory against two of the coldest killers when I fucking murder the Devil, a man who has ordered the death of six different tributes, and in doing so I scare the shit out of Mike Myers, the second coldest killer in the game with three deaths to his name. This is like gutting Hitler right at Mussolini's feet. And, with the devil's head mounted in my study, I become the coldest motherfucker on the street.

All hail to the me.

@Vilageidiotx

Oh no. The Hunger Games is rigged too

[Vilageidiotx]

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

Oh no. The Hunger Games is rigged too

@KnightShade

More like "KilageDUMBiotx", amirite.

[Vilageidiotx]

Day 3. Time to get spooked, people!



MayLien dresses like Broby. Mike Myers, a broken man after seeing me kill the Devil, is now a cackling beggar having candy thrown at him by Shifty. Shoryu wakes up panicked when he realizes something was stolen from him, but calms down when he realizes that it wasn't anything important like his Avatar, but rather only some shitty kidney he wasn't paying much attention to anyway. Palin, having witnesses the Third Presidential Debate firsthand, has a crisis. Leatherface has had a silly time since he entered the arena. He stole Youtube Heroes ghost costume, saw a kitty, met a haunted video game, went camping, and now he is exploring an old native american site. We kill Sans to make sure people are still dying. The Hooplah Fish discovers the name of the cockle. It is revealed that my motivation for killing Satan wasn't revenge or the greater good, but rather so I could use his soul-purchased power to get the really good candy. The Milkman is a cold motherfucker; after shooting Varionus, he discovers a bleeding tsukune and leaves them there to suffer. Final Fantasy, which was confirmed as a haunted video game when it disappeared from Leatherface's car, purchases its own haunted video game. Hank, having killed Jack Skellington, has regrets.



The Waifu... has a skeleton inside of it? That's fucked up.

Shaco pierces Neighborhood Watch Guy's Neighborhood Watch. ArenaSnow does a Broby. Broby himself, covered in blood, scares Myyt with a head twist.

Listen to them, X-Tan of the night, What music she and ArenaSnow make!

Gary Johnson sees a kid, laughs at him, and dies. The Token Black Guy bathes in somebody else's blood for the second time. First time he bathed in the collective blood of Overwatch, the Clown, Youtube Heroes, and Baklava. This time it is the USDA rejected blood of Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson. Dude is freakier than Broby and harder core than myself. Mahz, not to be outdone, leaves a bloody handprint. The Overlook hotel is relocated to the midwest while The Reaper shows Hollyburst his handywork.



It's not easy being orange.



There they go, the next 5 dead. Jack Skellington, banhammered by Hank. VarionusNW, killed by a milk man. The Devil, who ordered the death of six people so he could get candy, only to be executed by myself so I could inherit that power. Sans, killed to keep the plot going. And Gary Johnson, who saw a child and laughed in his face until he died. Will we ever find nobility to replace these lost souls?

[Vilageidiotx]

It's that time again!



Mike Myers, a broken man after witnessing Satan's death, receives a little bit of biblical literature. Perhaps it will turn his life around. Mahz takes the Waifu to makeout point, holding her bony pillow in his arms, feeling as the mysterious inner skeleton rolls about inside her cottony fluff. The Token Black Guy, having bathed in the blood of everyone, surprisingly dies of candy rather than Hepatitis. tsukune, having recovered from an early wound, has a new appreciation for the value of life and spends the night handing out rice cakes to the kids. Broby meets a H'ant. ArenaSnow, covered in blood, and in sex-stains from his affair with X-Tan, decides it would be a good idea to try and get the police involved, but discovers to his horror that we don't allow outbound calls in our Halloween arena. Skeleton Kid and X-Tan throw toilet paper on a fish bowl. Shifty pries open a cockle with his man-kebob; the creatures of the night, what noise they make!



Having spent the game being mostly silly, Leatherface gets real. Neighborhood Watch Guy, his single dimension shredded by forty blows, passes away from us, and now his watch has ended. It is revealed that the "Final Fantasy" is what MayLien would look like dressed up like Hank. Myyt holds a video game up close to his body. Buffalo Wings eats too much candy and dies. This is noteworthy because Buffalo Wings died in its last game, the 4th of July games, of a food-related illness (that time it had the sugars, this time it had too much sugar.) The Reaper kills Palin using a mini-gun mounted on a John Deer Gator. Shoryu Magami, unable to find shelter, has to suffer his greatest fear: exposure.

It's close to midnight, and fucking ME is lurking in the dark.

...and Trump has to face one of his greatest fears: things that are dark.



tsukune trades one of their rice cakes for a toblerone. The Waifu falls into a pit and has the stuffing (and bones) knocked out of her. The Cockle, full of Shifty's meat marinade, tries to dance. Skeleton Kid, not satisfied with simply TPing the Hooplah's home, proceeds to terrorize him. Shoryu takes a newly-saved Mike Myers and shows him where he buried the bodies of those who dared to see his art. MayLien trips. Mahz, despite lacking the souls of Satan, somehow manages to locate the good candy. Shaco dances to music while Shifty Kebab listens in from the street.



Broby, the multiple layers of blood on his skin well-dried, gets together a cult. Hank joins, followed by Final Fantasy still fantasizing about Hank costumes, and a despondent ArenaSnow who's first love X-Tan is found tragically eaten by zombies. Then they all kill themselves.

I run from Undertale, which strictly speaking is actually true. Sorry, @Dinh AaronMk, I haven't got around to it yet.

Hollyburst tries to kill Myyt, who runs into the Overlook Hotel and gets away. The Reaper bathes in the blood of Final Fantasy, ArenaSnow, Hank, and Broby. Leatherface is with her. Milkman, a man as cold as his dairy, hurts himself.

And then we have an Arena event! since i havent found a way to turn them off. Satan, still reeling from his beheading, comes back in a big way.



MayLien, due to her injury, manages to opt out of hell. Mahz is punished for having accessed the good house without the requisite souls. Hollyburst slinks away. Death himself, quite surprisingly, is tossed into the lake of fire. tsukune rigs hell against Trump. Mike Myers, proving he is born again, uses the power of God to save himself. The Cockle, possessed by spirits and a moist reminder of his time with Shifty, kills Myyt. The Skeleton Kid proves too ornery for Satan. Hooplah has had a bad time, and frankly I suspect he probably wanted to go to hell and get away from the games. Shifty naturally gets himself out of damnation, being the smooth operator he is. The Entire Overlook hotel is not so lucky and is swallowed up.

Now, the surprising one is myself. I suspect Satan simply didn't want to face me man to man, and I stay firmly on terra firma.

We go back and forth after that. Shaco, Shoryu, and Undertale survive, while the Milkman is punished for his sins and Leatherface is burnt to a crisp.



There they go, a goodly number of them. We are now to the nitty gritty. Few remain, and those few are; Shoryu, Skeleton Kid, Hollyburst, the Cockle, tsukune, Shifty, Shaco, Undertale, Mike Myers, MayLien, and myself. 11 yet live. Only one may survive.

[ArenaSnow]

Bugger.

[Vilageidiotx]

Bugger.

@ArenaSnow

Naw, porking X-Tan is straight.

[TupperWare Bowl]

3 of my best men, wiped out in one post