[OOC] Coruscant Sacked: Aftermath

[SimplyJohn]

Yes, on the way back to Imperial space we stop by a planet with a thriving nightlife in which a Jedi dynasty are celebrating a wedding... Because if there are two things Sith love it's weddings and painting the town red.

@Bright_Ops

...and on the way in the Sith waylay Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-Wailers, steal their instruments and dress themselves up as musicians...

I am going to throw Baby Acklays at all of you.

Hundreds of them.

@Sep

Yay for target practice! *pulls out a heavy repeating blaster*

[Sep]

@SimplyJohn

One does not simply KILL Baby Acklays.

They're too cahute.

[SimplyJohn]

@Sep

I completely agree. There's nothing simple about killing things with a heavy repeating blaster. So many body parts, so hard to choose just one... >D

After chatting with @Genni I've added a 'Relationship' reference to the time Som and Do spent together at the Temple shortly after they'd both failed their first Trials, about six years before current events.

[Sep]

@Sep

I completely agree. There's nothing simple about killing things with a heavy repeating blaster. So many body parts, so hard to choose just one... >D

After chatting with @Genni I've added a 'Relationship' reference to the time Som and Do spent together at the Temple shortly after they'd both failed their first Trials, about six years before current events.

@SimplyJohn

BabyAcklays r 2 cute

u cnt mrder thm wht knda mnstr r u?

[Ellri]

The kind that kills baby Acklays with a heavy repeating blaster.

[Sep]

The kind that kills baby Acklays with a heavy repeating blaster.

@Ellri

But... it's not possible.

Their cuteness level is over nine thousand!

[Ellri]

Its pretty easy. Power up the repeating blaster. Aim it. Shoot.

Nothing is impossible about that.

[Genni]

Unless the thermal detonators you threw blow them to pieces first, then the aiming can get a little difficult.

[Ellri]

thats what you keep extra power packs for, @Genni... to continue the fun after you've disabled the targets.

[Genni]

I thought that's why you brought the fuzzy handcuffs and the voxyn venom?

[Sep]

I thought that's why you brought the fuzzy handcuffs and the voxyn venom?

@Genni

Won't be Voxyn Venom for thousands of years.

Sorry darlin'.

[Ellri]

thats another type of fun.

Besides... venom like that is primitive. It is much more fun to use Sith Alchemy.

[Genni]

So what was that sticky white stuff you smeared all over me last week @Sep?

Besides... venom like that is primitive. It is much more fun to use Sith Alchemy.

@Ellri

But I'm a good little Jedi... *bats eyelashes* ...I don't know any Sith Alchemy...

[Sep]

thats another type of fun.

Besides... venom like that is primitive. It is much more fun to use Sith Alchemy.

@Ellri

"Primitive."

A Voxyn is a bio-engineered creature you silly.

[Sep]

So what was that sticky white stuff you smeared all over me last week @Sep?

@Genni

@Ellri

Do we really need another Fallen?

Also @Genni Voxyn venom/acid is a kinda green colour. Also you must be confusing me with Lucius.

[Genni]

If by that you mean an incredibly intelligent female who makes even a standard-issue military jumpsuit look good, then yes, yes you do.

That's not my fault, you were all gathered around me so close it was difficult to see which of you was doing what.

[Ellri]

And uncivilized.

[Sep]

If by that you mean an incredibly intelligent female who makes even a standard-issue military jumpsuit look good, then yes, yes you do.

That's not my fault, you were all gathered around me so close it was difficulkt to see which of you was doing what.

@Genni

-sighs-

I'm going to go play catch with my baby Acklay now.

[Sep]

And uncivilized.

@Ellri

They were also well trained Ellri. Don't go against me with this one, that's the era where I know my shit :P

[Ellri]

We'll just be over here and there, powering up the automated heavy repeating blasters and setting them to dismember.