Horrible pick-up lines

[MrSkelton]

Uuuuh. Yoo I'm the zone, cooking some eggs on a stove. Like a motha fuckin g. Sitting on my throne slinging stones. OG uhh I go Stoopid and go dumb nobody wants to fuck around uhh.. Getting bitches wet, their pussy about to blow, aabout to deep end it with my bone. Fly to rome and get baked mother fucking hating sip some patron uhh.. Let's Go

-Someone in a YouTube comment section.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

[AlteredTundra]

"This is silly! Why are we even dancing around this? You and I - we play this game like clockwork. We really know what this is about. It's about my dick isn't it? You think it's too small. Well, it is, but don't let that stop you from getting it. I've seen the way you look at me; there's something electric about us - and I think you felt it every single time. So, why don't we just quit the games, quit the friendzones and we fuck right here and now?"

[HaleyTheRandom]

Pardon me, but is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I keep seeing myself in your pants.

[AlteredTundra]

"Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?"

[AlteredTundra]

"Monkey see, monkey really want to do you."

[HaleyTheRandom]

@Altered Tundra DUDE xD

"You turn my software into hardware."

[AlteredTundra]

@HaleyTheRandom Yes?

"If a tree falls in a forest, will people be able to hear you scream when I fuck you hard?"

[The Mad Hatter]

If I had a dollar for every time I got shot down, I'd give them all to you for just one kiss.

[Wicked Axel]

Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?

[soph]

I hope you like Yoshi.

'Cause I'm gonna woolly your world.

[The Mad Hatter]

Hey, girl, is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I've been searching for

[Mortimer]

Ayo' girl, I hope you like to go fast 'cause I sure know how to write some awesome Sonic Fanfiction.

[TheSage]

"Ayy Baby, are you a swamp, because I'm shrek, and this is my swamp now"

[The Mad Hatter]

"I may not be "Mr. Right", but I'll fuck you till he comes along."

[ClocktowerEchos]

"This is my dick. You should be on it."

[GodOfWar]

"Baby, I'm like a Rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get..."

That's all I got, forgive me.

[King Solterra]

Was your exhusband the burning man? Because the closer I get to you the more I feel the heat

[AlteredTundra]

"At day, the sky is blue,
At night, the sky is black.
I have one question for you:
Front or back?"

[AlteredTundra]

"Ayy guurrrrl, I wanna Machop dat ass."