[OOC] The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

[Hank]

Things that have happened in the steam chamber collab so far:

• Narivar has been taken down alive and disarmed and the Dwemer key has been taken from him
• The two remaining Ashlanders that initially sided with Niernen have surrendered and been disarmed
• Dwemer key used to open the door, revealing shiny loot including two large ballistas
• Sadri has a new spear

We thought it best to remove the threat of the Ashlanders in a single post, @Frizan, to smooth out the rest of the narrative. That still leaves him with several things he can do, but the first one that popped into my head that he might enjoy is commanding/directing the Ashlanders (perhaps in collaboration with Edith) to help haul those heavy ballistas out of the dungeon. And, of course, helping himself to some loot if so desired.

I think we're almost ready to wrap it up and post it.

[MacabreFox]

@MacabreFox And I've responded, I'm around right now :) might head out to pick up some dinner soon-ish, but I'l'm free all evening otherwise.

@Scout

Got another post up in the TPad, I was thinking we ought to wrap it up soon though.

[Scout]

@MacabreFox We should indeed. I mean, most of what's left is flavor text anyway. :p

[POOHEAD189]

I think what would help Leif best is to open his mind to the wonders of the Hist. Dax shall teach him. Who knows? Perhaps the Hist will bestow upon him a vision of a 9/10 female of breeding age.

[Dervish]

I think what would help Leif best is to open his mind to the wonders of the Hist. Dax shall teach him. Who knows? Perhaps the Hist will bestow upon him a vision of a 9/10 female of breeding age.

@POOHEAD189

This sounds like a Scientology pamphlet.

[POOHEAD189]

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This sounds like a Scientology pamphlet.

@Dervish

[Dervish]

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@POOHEAD189

Get outta here, L. Ron Histbert.

[MacabreFox]

@MacabreFox We should indeed. I mean, most of what's left is flavor text anyway. :p

@Scout

Ditto. I'll let you post the collab if you want to add in a last piece for Elmera. We should end it with Roze and Tsleeixth coming up to join them, that way the narrative flows better.

[POOPHEAD189]

Sevine took the liberty of purchasing one of the inns for the night

@MacabreFox

Should we expect a Varg-tuk hotel brand soon? Or maybe the Sevine Tower?

[MacabreFox]

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Should we expect a Varg-tuk hotel brand soon? Or maybe the Sevine Tower?

@gcold

Personally, I quite like the sound of Wolf Fang Inn, it has a certain Nordic touch to it eh? Or even The Huntress' Bow Tavern. She's got to start thinking smart with her financial matters now, how else is she going to invest her money proper?

[POOHEAD189]

I imagine Do'Karth would be the management of the establishment.

Khajiit have rooms if you have coin.

[Leidenschaft]

Jorwen for the old-guy-that's-friends-with-the-owner every tavern has. If this isn't the canon epilogue for these characters I'll take legal action.

[POOPHEAD189]

[Dervish]

I imagine Do'Karth would be the management of the establishment.

Khajiit have rooms if you have coin.

@POOHEAD189

You probably don't want the guy who treats money like a necessary inconvenience handling the finances.

[Scout]

@MacabreFox Roger that. I'll move to get that up today.

[MacabreFox]

@MacabreFox Roger that. I'll move to get that up today.

@Scout

Thanks for getting that posted!

@gcold

For fuck's sake, I'm not even going to edit the sentence now

[Leidenschaft]

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Thanks for getting that posted!

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For fuck's sake, I'm not even going to edit the sentence now

@MacabreFox

You know, I wouldn't mind if the next time Sevine and Jorwen speak, they half-seriously think of pooling money from their contract with the company and trying to buy an inn when this is all over.

[POOPHEAD189]

Damn, @Dervish, you sure love them big titles and cannot lie.

Trim your title down to something shorter, that's an order, and for everyone in the future as well. Keep collab titles precise and consise so you don't jam up the space on my beloved thread.

[Dervish]

Damn, @Dervish, you sure love them big titles and cannot lie.

Trim your title down to something shorter, that's an order, and for everyone in the future as well. Keep collab titles precise and consise so you don't jam up the space on my beloved thread.

@gcold

It's my personal goal to make the title the most exciting part of any post.

Do you know how hard it is to come up with new spins on names every time?

Yuge responsibility.

But fiiiine. I'll do it.

Edit: Now look at what you made me do, you animal.

[Leidenschaft]

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It's my personal goal to make the title the most exciting part of any post.

Do you know how hard it is to come up with new spins on names every time?

Yuge responsibility.

But fiiiine. I'll do it.

Edit: Now look at what you made me do, you animal.

@Dervish

Trust me, these other guys makes the longest titles, but I have it from people I trust- and they're the best people, the best, greatest people- that the short, sweet titles are the best titles. The best. We're gonna have the greatest titles you've ever seen. It's gonna. Be. Grrreat.

Yuuuge titles.