ClocktowerEchos

Warhammer 40,000: Age of Grimderp [40k Parody RP}

@DepressedSoviet@FlightofIcarus@Hostile Welcome aboard, I'd say like one more person and this should be enough for a relatively small scale RP between the four of us ^^

Seems fun, although I'm not really that familiar with the WH40K universe, only that I've read the Wikis and played Dawn of War. But still, SPESS MEHREENS.

@Hostile

Given the nature of this RP, you can literally just make the most space marine-y space marine full of HONOR and COURAGE (and large hams) to SERVE DA EMPRAH. Yes you can just be a walking stereotype if you can play it right

As for the rest of you two, any ideas what you might play?

Civilization - New Lands, New Glory! V. 2.0

@Chenzor Mind if I join the waiting list?

Warhammer 40,000: Age of Grimderp [40k Parody RP}

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AGE OF GRIMDERP

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In the Grim Darkness of the 41^st Millennium,
There is only Derp. And Saucy Memes.

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GREETINGS CITIZEN/HERETIC/XENOS/SQUIG

This is Clock, your friendly neighborhood professional asian and professional part-time asshat idiot. This is an idea I got while doing warp dust on a whim based on various 40k fanworks such as If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device, Burger Marines, ToyHammer, and Dawn of Hospitality. AKA: parodies of 40k that quite clearly follows canon as much as Slaanesh goes to rehab (not much for those of you who don't know).

Basically, the idea would be something like this: Shit's on fire yo.

Okay, its on more fire than usual for 40k but than again, this is something of an alternate universe.

• Failbaddon the Despoiler of Plot Lines and Maker of Memes Abbaddon the Despoiler is gearing up for another one of his jackass'd crusades (and preparing a reason as to why/how it failed and wasn't his fault).

• Chaos is being Chaos and trying both tear itself apart and the rest of the galaxy with the Gods being absolute shitheads.

• The Tau is trying to spread more space-weeabo-communism by chucking space popes, battlesuits mechas and communist manifestos everywhere (sometimes literally).

• Dark Eldar decide that they need things to be sadistic on and raid more because its in fashion or something; apparently now humans are in vogue at the moment as they always are. (look, I got nothin', okay?).

• Orks are Orkin' 'n WAAGGHHH!!-in' rioght zoggin' 'ard, ya grotz.

• Tyranids just keep eating shit at increasingly alarming rate and in desperate need of a plantary version of Weight Watchers.

• Necrons finally had their wakeup alarms tipped off after some fucker decided to append "millions of years" instead of "hours" to the end of the alarms and clearly woke up on the wrong side of the bed as a whole.

• The Eldar are still there with their sexy elven waifus being all tsundere and unhelpful as fuck as per usual.

• And the Imperium of Man is running around flailing as it tries to get shit sorted and keep everything okay; rumors persist that the Emperor has awoken or something stupid like that. Space Marines are still committing mass genocide against the enemies of man and being overpowered fuckers. People still don't expect the Inq- *BLAM*

And then in come our characters, illogical people from literally everywhere, brought together by improbably means, not killing each other through idiotic reasons going on an immense adventure through this shit show of a galaxy that they probably don't want to go on, lead by an impossibly stupid jackass.

Lets see if this goes anywhere or if my interest holds long enough with this. Anyone interested?

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

@thewizardguy I meant more like a Independent Character in a normal game of 40k but still cool
@TemplarKnight07 Wish to share what kind of rules his equipment would have/you would create? :3

Karthis would have something like:

This is larger than I thought x-x

Stats
Weapon Skill: 4 Ballistic Skill: 4 Strength: 3 Toughness: 3 Wounds: 2 Initiative: 3 Attacks: 2 Leadership: 10 Save: 4+

Wargear:
• Rosarius - Grants 4+ Invulnerable Save

• Tau MV1 Gun Drone x2 - Same as those in the Tau codex; come with Karthis for free.

• "Stout Allegiance" - Power Sword that grants a 6 inch +1 Ld bubble to Space Marines, War Maidens (Sisters of Battle) and Guardsmen.

• "Finest Hour" - Mastercrafted Laspistol that always hits overwatch shots on a 4+ and 6 inch longer range; if Karthis is placed into a squad with a commissar in it and it fails moral, he may kill the commissar to automatically rally the squad.

• Libre Imperialias: Book of Truth - Allows Karthis to recite one of three passages per turn after a sucessful Ld check:
1) Emperor Immortal - Squad rerolls armor saves for a turn
2) Wardens of Old Imperium - Grants squad "Zealot" trait for a turn.
3) A Song of Saints - Boosts squad's WS by +1

Special Rules
• Lord Regent - Allows Karthis to issue 3 orders per turn
• Imperium Aeternum - Karthis can absorb all Wounds dealt to his squad to let the squad take none.
• Rouge Trader - Lets his army to take two relics instead of the normal one if Warlord
• Xeno Connections - If Karthis is taken as the HQ of an allied detachment to a Tau or Eldar force, the detachment is treated as "Battle Brothers" instead of "Allies of Connivance"
• Knowledge of the Warp - Gives the entire army a +1 Deny the Witch roll, Karthis is not affected by Fear caused by Daemons.

Basically he's very much a "leader" warlord/HQ that focuses on buffing/protecting units like a strange mix of an Imperial Guard company commander/priest/commissar who is a glass cannon leadership-focused warlord.

I now realize that I'm probably one of the few people who knows what any of this means or actually cares/finds interesting, I would also go into some of the army units/traits but that will probably bore people rip X_X

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

Out of curiosity, for those of you who play tabletop, what kind of stat line/rules do you think your character would have?

[SCI-FI] The Stars Above

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Tension of both rage and worry were increasing aboard the Void Halation, it was now very clear that whoever these people were had very little good will towards the Ivrah. High Captain Sabal however, refused to give up without a proper (oral) fight and also refused to shoot knowing well aware of what kind of conflict could occur due to it. But all of that changed when they saw missiles fired. Panic erupted on the bridge.

"We have ordinance launched, repeat ordinance launched. They appear to be some missile-torpedo!"
"Attempting to preform evasive actions, cogitators are computing the trajectories."
"WAIT! They aren't coming for us! It seems they're aimed at... the moon!"

"Protect the site!" Sabal roared. Thought his anger, his mind became clear and he decided that he was going to gamble with this. It was reckless and honestly foolish, but the relic must be protected at all costs, even if they weren't the ones to recover it. He sent out a ship wide alarm, voice booming through corridors:

{ATTENTION ALL CREW. PLEASE RETURN TO OPERATIONAL STATIONS IMMEDIATELY.}
{I REPEAT, RETURN TO STATIONS NOW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.}

"All powers to shields and thrusters, now." Sabal ordered the ship forward, towards the moon, right in the path of the missiles, "We are to protect the relics at all costs! They are the works of our creator-fathers and we cannot let them destroy it! Dsiang Galhamwa comrades!"

@MissingAxis

INCORPORATED: Capitalism Incarnate - [Megacorporation NRP]

@Sadko I would say hold off on those areas for now, they have an NPC corporation in there probably but for right now don't interact with them/claim that land just in case someone else comes along and decides they want some of that land.

Speaking of which, I should probably purge the map of people who claimed but never put in an application.

INCORPORATED: Capitalism Incarnate - [Megacorporation NRP]

@The Spectre Got it, feel free to post for the other as long as you can get a post up for this in a timely matter

@Sadko "If you can't drown your enemies in bodies and bullets, then drown them in booze."

INCORPORATED: Capitalism Incarnate - [Megacorporation NRP]

@Sadko Yupypu, we're still accepting, just try not to loose interest too quickly mate.

As for your sheet, it looks a bit sparse in some parts but more than sufficient.
I do like how they and Philip got their way into power, brutally efficient with some half-truths
Not going to lie, your territory claim image is kind of hidious but I can pretty it up when I put it on the official map.

Also, you can claim much more land (it would also make sense as you said something about Philip getting stocks/control of the eastern Siberian area); you can claim the entirety of modern Russia and then some but you have to acknowledge the fact that Siberia is a massive fucking place and despite your claim on it, you'd have a loose control over it at best mainly in the form of company towns meant for resources harvesting and some military installations. The rest is basically the wild west plus snow and vodka.

This was something the previous controller of Russian-land agreed to do and I would like to extend the same offer to you.

Out of curiosity, why did you pick what you did for Philip's quote?

The Gregorian - Imperium (Warhammer 50K RP, The Shape of the Nightmare to Come)

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ONLY THE FINEST GENESEED TO EVERY BE BLESSED ONTO A CHAPTER.

@Marx

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Well shit.

Color me with Crayola and call me racist things in a spicy Italian accent.

I would have never expected that in a thousand years.

Space Wolves suck, more like Space Bitches. Thousand Sons are better ayyy
Neither of them are my favorites tho ayy