DepressedSoviet

Borgies pls go

@HankPersonally, I see Mahz as more of a benevolent dictator :v

Interplanetary Space Friends - A Game About Space Adventures, Friendship and Fast Food

@TwelveOf8As far as ASOUE goes: The actors seem wooden because the dialogue is modeled/ripped from the books, and the three of them are VERY wooden in the books. In text it comes across as intelligent and more sophisticated, with the primary thing being the lack of contractions, but in terms of dialogue it comes across as rather stilted, but as you said, it really fits the over-the-top nature of the whole thing.

Foreign Legion [First Contact/Uplift/Military Sci-Fi]

I would like to propose the BMP-3

BMP-3

And for a helicopter/VTOL role, I propose the Mil Mi-8M and its international multitude of variants

Russian Air Force Mi-8AMTSh

Are We the Bad Guys? - A WH40k RP [Mature]

@DepressedSoviet How is Black Widow relevant standing on the same field of battle as Thor, Iron Man, and Hulk?

@Necroes

For starters, Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man don't SUMMON 300 MORE HULKS, THORS, OR IRON MEN

EDIT: To continue the analogy, Black Widow is able to do stuff because Hulk, Thor, and Iron Man can't be everywhere at once, so she actually has things she is capable of doing. If the Avengers consisted of 100 Tony Starks, 100 Hulks, 100 Thors, and Black Widow, THEN she'd be completely irrelevent.

Are We the Bad Guys? - A WH40k RP [Mature]

@NecroesSo as probably the weakest combat-based character here(The Tau is squishier, but he's a scientist), I have to say that you are way too powerful. I'm playing a GUARDSMAN. How in the nine hells am I supposed to be relevant in combat when one of the other members of the future party can summon an army of Daemons, even the weakest of which could completely outclass me in any aspect of combat. I'm accepting of the Space Marines as characters, because they're individual characters, and in the case of Lucius, the very Very VERY best of his cultists would about be on par with me, most of them likely not even knowing how to do more than point a weapon and pull the trigger. How anyone could expect me to consider an RP where my character serves no purpose because the guy next to him just created an army of 300+ people leagues better than him at combat fun, is beyond me.

Shadow of the Imperium – W40k Inquisition RP

Dr. Tekart Rumnaheim

NAME: Dr. Tekart Rumnaheim

AGE: 44 Terran Years

GENDER: Male

PREVIOUS OCCUPATION:
Officio Medicae Doctor/Researcher

WARGEAR:
Medikit containing a Diagnosticator regularly updated with lists of every known ailment, how to identify said ailments, and recommended treatments, and an assortment of drugs, chems, and other medical items used for treatment and field surgery. Tekart also carries a stub revolver for personal defense, and a sophisticated data-slate documenting Tekart's lifes' work in terms of medical research and study

NOTABLE EVENTS:
Tekart has spent his life within the Officio Medicae, acting as anything from a clinical doctor, to a humanitarian field doctor, to a lab researcher, to a field experimenter. He's seen warzones, plague-worlds, impoverished hiveworld undercities, and even spent 4 days on Catachan helping ensure the now-immune Catachan natives weren't carrying any transmittable diseases as they left to serve the Guard. But by far the highlight of Tekart's career, and what put him on the inquisitorial map, was when he managed to develop a successful treatment for a disease that turned out to be a minor Nurgle plague. It was by no means a permanent cure, but it was enough to garner a mix of suspicion and interest from the Inquisition, which resulted in Tekart being 'convinced' to lend his support to the Inquisition.

PERSONALITY:
Tekart is very much a noncombatant emotionally. He panics when threatened with violence, trembles greatly whenever forced to shoot his gun, and can really only be of any use in a battle by rushing to the aide of injured allies. Out of combat scenarios, Tekart is a bookworm that is always ready to spout off whatever medical fact might be useful in any given scenario, can always recite exactly what page a medical tome has info about a certain ailment or treatment on, and can whip up advanced cures using even the most scarce of resources. Tekart tends to get along with people relatively well, though his mannerisms may seem eccentric to some, with intense hand gestures and analogies when he speaks. Ultimately he's your go-to person for medical information, but beyond that he leaves much to be desired.

TIME WITH INQUISITOR
Recently picked up after events stated in Notable Events section

Shadow of the Imperium – W40k Inquisition RP

@ClocktowerEchosAm I fine to post mine?

Interplanetary Space Friends - A Game About Space Adventures, Friendship and Fast Food

@Hylozoist Ah undertale, the game that punches you in the feels.

@Archmage MC

IMO: Undertale is a decent game, but I did not like it shoving the moral message of "Killing video game characters is as bad as real life murder" down my throat. The entire story revolved around that message, and it felt like it was more preaching at me for being a horrible person for using a medium with no consequences to engage in violence.

Foreign Legion [First Contact/Uplift/Military Sci-Fi]

Viktor Sergeyevich Bezrodny: "Bog znayet gde, Bog znayet kogda"(God knows where, God knows when)

When Viktor was awoken from the drug-induced slumber, the first thing he said when he awoke was "YA klyanus' ko Khristu, yesli vy kosnulis' moi sigarety..." as he patted his various pant pockets. Feeling the familiar shape of the small cardboard box, he sat up on the bunk, pulling the pack of cigarettes out from the pocket, removing one, and lighting it with a lighter he had retrieved from a different pocket. Looking around at the room, and at the face of the man who had awoken him, and asked "Where are we? nebo? Is too nice to be ride to Uzbek..."
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Viktor Sergeyevich Bezrodny: "YA umer i popal na nebo"(I've died and gone to Heaven)

Having been to the 'head', the 'galley' and now the briefing room, Viktor had deduced they were aboard a ship, and a rather nice one at that. Certainly nicer than anything Viktor had had the pleasure of standing aboard. Several times, Viktor had been requested to stop smoking, and each time, he had offered a reply of "Ostanovi menya." So now, as Viktor sat in the room, cigarette in hand, he awaited what would be the most interesting event of his life.

As the Colonel gave the order, and the metal blinds slid back to reveal the dark void of space, Viktor let out a puff of smoke, saying "Chto zh, ya budu trakhal..."

Ultimately, Viktor would choose to stay with the others, far too eager to see how this played out to pass it up.

When the various alien races were brought across the screen, Viktor was sipping from a hip flask, and nearly spat out his drink. "Urodlivyye ublyudki, ne tak li?" he said to no one in particular, leaning in on his seat to look over the Salvesh, trying to get familiar with his new enemy.

When the stats and visuals for the alien environment came into view, Viktor heard the various murmurings referring to the severe heat and humidity, along with the various irritants in the air. "S Nebes, my spuskayemsya v ad..."

Viktor Sergeyevich Bezrodny: "Kto znal, chto ad byl na drugoy planete?"(Who knew Hell was on another planet?)

The jungle was hot, wet, and it made Viktor harsher than he already was in the field. The platoon was on patrol, and Viktor, along with C team of squad 2, were damn-near in the middle of everyone. As they progressed, the order to stop was passed down the line, and Viktor halted and readied with the others.

The order was made for Squad 2 to move up to the left of the now-prone Squad 1, to provide fire at a spotted group of enemies. Viktor waited at the ready, mentally and physically psyching himself up for the combat scenario of a lifetime.

Interplanetary Space Friends - A Game About Space Adventures, Friendship and Fast Food

@ValorI appreciate that Starting the game is listed as a Player Goal