I'm sick

I need you all to take care of me.
get on that

I prescribe 500 mg of find your balls and man the fuck up.

Take with beer.

mdk said
I prescribe 500 mg of find your balls and man the fuck up. Take with beer.

Be right back. Telling that to cancer patients.

Card said
Be right back. Telling that to cancer patients.

edit... eh....

Card said
Be right back. Telling that to cancer patients.

Give them Phoenix Tears.

mdk said
edit... eh....

Give them Phoenix Down.

Don't worry, I didn't find your un-edited comment offensive. ;)

mdk said
I prescribe 500 mg of find your balls and man the fuck up. Take with beer.

balls not found
can't be man
you're an awful doctor

Azarthes said
balls not foundcan't be manyou're an awful doctor

I remember last time doctor inspected my balls and made me cough.

Griever said
I remember last time doctor inspected my balls and made me cough.

that wasn't your doctor, that was your uncle. We talked about this.

mdk said
edit... eh....

Oh psh, I'm kidding.

mdk said
that wasn't your doctor, that was your uncle. We talked about this.

He just made you call him doctor. Among other things.

I thought you meant "sick in the head", but, uh, yknow, good luck with the whole getting-better-and-not-dying thing. *pat pat*. There there.

Azarthes said
I need you all to take care of me.
get on that

Masturbating is supposed to be a pain killer.

I'm sure it will be enough to save your life.

Card said
Be right back. Telling that to cancer patients.

I lol'd because I read mdk's off-topic thread.

K-97 said
Masturbating is supposed to be a pain killer. I'm sure it will be enough to save your life.

It's also apparently able to cure a running nose.

mdk said
I prescribe 500 mg of find your balls and man the fuck up. Take with beer.

Can't do that if you have the shits.

Fuckin' McDonald's.